Elijah was sitting on a couch holding his baby sister in his arms, although it seemed like he would have been holding at least a Ming vase. His whole body was tense, like he would have been afraid that he would break her. Baby Bekah was gurgling with delight, making Elijah to give her a cautious smile.

"You're very good at that," Kol said smirking. "Maybe you should open a daycare center…"

"Shut up, Kol," Klaus and Elijah said simultaneously.

Klaus was pacing back and forth in front of the fireplace, running his fingers through his hair.

"Alright… I called few witches, but none of them had ever heard about anything like this, they promised to get back to me as soon as they know something."

"Good," Elijah said, trying clumsily to cradle his sister. "This is very…strange."

Klaus rolled his eyes.

"She's not made of glass; let me show you how it's done."

Elijah didn't have time to say anything when Klaus scooped baby Bekah up and brought her in front of his face. She was looking at him attentively while he gave her a grin.

"She's actually kind of cute, aren't you, yes you are."

She pouted her bottom lip and started to scream, making Klaus to jump and almost drop her. Kol laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

"Not much of a baby whisperer, are you Nik?"

Klaus' eyes narrowed.

"Stop that right now, Bekah, I mean it," he demanded. To his outrage, she didn't seem to care about that, she just kept screaming. "You're not helping yourself with this," he warned. "You're already grounded for breaking your curfew."

Kol looked at his brother disbelievingly.

"She…has a curfew?"

"Of course she does," Klaus snorted and shoved his screaming sister back to Elijah. "I don't want her to turn out like you."

"Yes, like me…" Kol mumbled thoughtfully. "That's an excellent idea, I can raise her to be my evil minion, she would be perfect woman bait…"

"No, no, no, if she's going to be someone's minion…"

"Have you two lost your mind?" Elijah snapped. "There will be no evil minions; she's our sister for heavens sake!"

"Fine," Kol sighed. "But can I at least use her as bait…"

"No!"

"Buzzkill…"

Klaus bit his bottom lip and looked at his sister who seemed calmer now.

"You don't think that we'll actually have to raise her, do you?"

"I don't know," Elijah replied, sending a brief scowl towards Kol. "Perhaps you should ask that from the jackass who did this."

"Oh come on!" Kol snorted. "How many times do I have to tell you, I was drunk! Haven't you ever…" Kol started before he remembered who he was talking to, Mr. boring as hell. "Never mind."

Elijah frowned and was about to say something, when his expression suddenly changed.

"What's that smell?" Klaus asked.

Elijah cleared his throat.

"I believe that her diaper needs to be changed."

They were all suddenly very quiet.

"I vote Nik, he's the baby whisperer," Kol muttered.

Klaus sent him an angry glare.

"Oh yeah? Well I vote you; you're the idiot whose fault this whole thing is."

"I'm not doing it."

"Neither am I!"

"You are both so immature," Elijah sighed. "I'll do it."

His brothers turned to look at him.

"Do you know how?" Klaus asked.

"No, but I'm sure there's some sort of instruction manual I can use."

He looked at his sister thoughtfully.

"I don't think that we have any diapers or anything for her to eat either, someone needs to go to the store…"

"I'll go!" Klaus and Kol announced simultaneously and almost ran towards the door.

"Hey, are you simply going to leave me…"

"You'll be fine, just improvise!" Klaus instructed from the door.

"That was close," Kol muttered when they were outside. "Anyway, I think I need a drink so…"

"Oh no, no, no," Klaus said smiling and grabbed his shoulder. "This is your mess and you'll sure as hell deal with the consequences. You're coming shopping with me."

"Fine," Kol snorted.

They both got into Klaus' car and headed towards the supermarket. Neither of them was feeling very chatty, so Klaus turned the radio on.

"There are still no new leads about the kidnapping of 5 months old Ella…"

"Boring," Kol snorted and changed the station.

"I got a little bit trashed last night, night I got a little bit wasted, yeah yeah I got a little bit mashed last night, night I got a little shhh faced it, yeah yeah
Oh oh oh oh oh I'm on the roof If you don't know Well now you know
I got a hangover, wo-oh! I've been drinking too much for sure I got a hangover, wo-oh…"

"I like this song…" Kol started before Klaus turned the radio off. "Fine, let's just pout then."

Thankfully the ride wasn't long and they had no trouble finding a parking space.

"Alright," Klaus said when they entered the supermarket. "What do babies need?"

"I don't know; a silencer?"

"Yes, but besides that. They drink milk, right?"

Kol shrugged.

"Probably."

"Just try to do something useful," Klaus snapped. "Let's see…"

Kol looked at the endless shelves in front of him, this would last forever. Unless… He looked around and marched towards the first saleswoman he saw.

"Hi there," he said using one of his most charming smiles. "Could you give me a hand?"

The middle-aged saleswoman looked up and clearly liked what she was seeing.

"Of course, what do you need?"

"Some supplies for a baby."

The woman's eyes softened even more, she gave him a warm smile.

"Oh, is he your firstborn?"

"You could say that," Kol replied. "The truth be told, I'm still a little lost."

The woman gave him a sympathetic look.

"I understand, I'm a mother myself. Is your wife also here?"

"Kol!" Klaus snapped angrily. "We don't have the whole day, find those damn diapers!"

The woman's eyes widened.

"Oh…Well, I think it's wonderful that you two have decided to…expand your family, congratulations."

Kol bit his lip, trying not to laugh.

"Thank you, ma'am. As you can see my…better half is a little tense, so do you think you could help me out a little?"

"Absolutely," the woman replied smiling warmly. "And may I just say that you two are a cute couple."

"Why, thank you, he knows how lucky he is."

"Kol!"

"Coming, dear!" Kol replied and turned to the woman. "Would you mind…"

"I'll get you some basic supplies," she replied and tapped his shoulder.

"Thank you."

Kol smiled while walking to his brother who looked more than annoyed.

"Calm down, Nik, everything's taken care of."

Klaus snorted but he didn't have time to reply when his phone started to ring.

"Yes? Oh come on, it can't be that difficult… Alright, alright, calm down, we'll be right there."

Klaus sighed after hanging up.

"Elijah has some problems. And apparently Bekah needs a bath."

"This is ridiculous…" Kol murmured. "There must be a woman who knows something about this stuff…hey, isn't that the baby vampire you like?"

Klaus turned and saw Caroline walking slowly amongst the shelves holding a shopping basket. Apparently she hadn't notice him yet.

"Caroline!"

She looked up and rolled her eyes.

"Oh great…" she murmured when Klaus and Kol walked towards her.

"Thank God! You're a woman!"

She raised an eyebrow.

"Yes and you're a moron. So happy that we sorted that out, bye now."

"No, no, you don't understand, I need you to teach Elijah how to change Rebekah's diaper. And could you also give her a bath?"

Caroline stared at him with her mouth open.

"You…you people are sick."

"What, no! No, it's not like that…"

"Goodbye," she snorted and walked away.

Kol tried his best to stay serious, although he really had to struggle.

"So…At least you know now what she's not into…"

Klaus sent him a murderous glare.

"I would really shut up now if I were you."

Kol mimicked to zip his mouth shut, giving his brother an innocent look. He was glad that he hadn't gone out for a drink, this was so much better.