Thank you so much for your reviews, although this story is kind of crazy :) Here's finally the next chapter, I'm sorry about the wait.
Klaus definitely wasn't in a good mood when he walked out from the supermarket with two bags of baby things. Kol was already standing next to the car, looking more than pleased with himself.
"There you are," Kol said cheerfully. "Did the nice lady give you everything we need?"
Klaus sent him a scowl.
"Yes and she thought that I've found a very thoughtful and handsome companion."
Kol grinned.
"Yeah, guilty as charged. I'm just irresistible."
"Shut up and put these in the trunk," Klaus snapped shoving the bags to him.
Kol bit his lower lip.
"I'll put them to the backseat."
"What ever," Klaus snorted and unlocked the doors. There had to be a way to undo the damn spell… Suddenly he thought of something.
"We need the witch who cast this spell."
Kol had just sat down next to him.
"Well, that's a good idea, except that I don't remember her name or what she looks like."
Klaus rolled his eyes and slapped his brother's head.
"Think! She might be the only one who can undo this thing!"
Kol seemed offended.
"That was completely uncalled for," he complained.
Klaus gritted his teeth and started the car. Apparently Kol was pouting and he himself certainly wasn't in a chatty mood, so their ride home was very quiet, except some weird banging noise.
"What's that?" Klaus murmured.
"I don't hear anything," Kol replied innocently.
Klaus huffed and decided to forget the whole thing; someone could take a look at the damn car later. Hopefully Elijah had thought of something while waiting for them. A shopping spree from hell… What was that noise? He stopped the car on the side of the road.
"What are you doing?" Kol asked.
"I have to check where that noise is coming from, maybe the damn car is about to break down."
"No, wait…" Kol started when Klaus got out. The noise was getting louder now; it was some kind of banging coming from the trunk… What… He moved behind the car and opened the trunk, only to being hit on the face with some sort of cane.
"What the hell?" he muttered pressing his nose.
"Thugs!" a woman's voice shouted. "Hooligans! Worthless goons!"
Klaus backed away when some old little lady got out from the trunk and started to smack him with her cane.
"How dare you to harass a helpless woman!"
"Listen grandma, I have no idea what you're…"
"Shut your mouth, punk!"
"Would you stop hitting me…"
"Help, help! I'm being harassed!"
Klaus was just about to lose his temper when another car stopped in front of them. Oh no…
"What the hell?" Caroline's angry voice asked.
"This man is harassing me," the old lady announced. "And I'm pretty sure he's trying to peek under my dress."
"What…No! Caroline…" He didn't have time to finish his sentence when she slapped him.
"Pervert," she snapped and offered her arm for the old lady. "It's ok, ma'am, I'll take you home."
"Thank you, young lady," she replied warmly and sent an angry scowl towards Klaus. "I expect a man to buy me a dinner first, then we'll see."
Klaus didn't even manage to reply, this was just too much. After Caroline had driven away, he finally managed to get in the car. Kol was given him his best innocent look.
"Kol," Klaus said, sounding surprisingly calm. "Why was there a crazy old woman in the trunk?"
"I though we could use a nanny."
"Uh huh, I see, and you just grabbed some random woman from the parking lot?"
"Yeah, pretty much."
Klaus closed his eyes and tried to think for a reason not to strangle his brother. He couldn't think of anything. Kol tapped his shoulder.
"Hey, no worries, I'll get us a new grandma…"
"I'll show you grandmas…"
"Wait, wait, I just remembered something! One of the girls was…Lisa I think or Laura and she lives on campus."
Klaus paused before he decided to move his hands from Kol's throat.
"Alright, that's not much, but it's a start. We go there and look for this girl after taking the baby stuff to Elijah."
Kol nodded.
"Yeah, that's a good idea."
Klaus started the car and headed to the mansion. They were both quiet for a while before Kol cleared his throat.
"You know, Nik, if things don't work out with the baby vamp, I think you have a pretty nice shot with that old lady…I'll just shut up," he added after Klaus sent him a murderous glare.
Could this day possible get any worse? Klaus stopped the car in front of the mansion and grabbed the bags from the backseat. He opened the front door and listened, but there wasn't a sound. Elijah seemed to be doing ok with baby Bekah. Kol was right behind him when he walked to the living room. Elijah was sitting on the couch and baby Bekah was sleeping on his lap.
"Well, things seemed to be in order here…" Klaus started before he noticed what Elijah had used as her diaper.
"Is that…my favorite Armani shirt?"
"I improvised," Elijah replied coldly.
"Nice one, Elijah," Kol chuckled.
"Oh, you shouldn't laugh yet, guess what I used as a wipe."
"No…You wouldn't have."
Elijah smiled.
"I most certainly did."
"Not my satin boxers!"
Klaus turned to look at him.
"You wear satin boxers?"
"What, they're comfortable."
"What ever, I don't want to know."
"Anyway," Elijah said and stood up as carefully as he could, placing baby Bekah back on the couch. "It's your turn to babysit, I'm going to see a witch friend of mine, if she can't help us then no one can."
"What?" Kol and Klaus said simultaneously. "No, no, no, you can't just leave us…"
Apparently he could.
"Dammit," Klaus muttered after Elijah had zoomed out. "Oh no you don't," he added grabbing Kol's arm when he tried to follow Elijah's example. "We're in this together now."
"But I don't want to," Kol complained.
"That's too bad. Now shut up and start washing these baby bottles, we probably have to feed her when she wakes up."
"This sucks…" Kol murmured.
At least they finally agreed on something, but what choice did they have. Maybe grabbing that grandma hadn't been such a bad idea after all.
