I wrote this for tumblr user anthonyainley
The Doctor awoke, his vision blurry he made his way through the TARDIS. It was one of those restless nights the doctor knew well. He decided to have a stroll through the TARDIS perhaps even go to the library for a book, or the pool for a swim. He was nearly to the library when he heard swearing and ran to see where the voice had came from. It didn't sound too far off, probably near the large wardrobe the Doctor kept on board.
It was a very handy thing, like the TARDIS itself it was larger on the inside then the out. He kept many of his old outfits inside, along with many different time period clothes, for when the occasion arisen. It also contained some of his old friends clothes, they didn't always have a chance to take all of their things back with them. Halloween costumes, party costumes anything in that spectrum he had in there. He just wondered who, or what could be in there.
He held his breath and grabbed the handle and opened the door. His eyes widened, his pulse quickened, his chest started to throb, he was laughing. Uncontrollably and loudly, likely to wake Tegan any second. The sight before him was so much an anomaly, that he was sure Tegan would like to share this experience.
If he hadn't known better he would have sworn that he was looking at Dr. Liz Shaw but, he knew that he hadn't seen her in a long time. What he did see however was something far more devious and hilarious. Vislor Turlough, In a wig and Heels, namely one of Liz's old outfits. His ginger friend in his old ginger friend's clothes, he couldn't contain his laughter and heard footsteps coming down the hallway.
"Turlough!" Tegan yelled amused, "Would you rather I call you something else miss?" she fell into a fit of giggles and she used the Doctor for support. "What were you thinking?"
For the first time that night they really looked at Turlough and noticed, His eyes were not open."Turlough are you asleep?" the Doctor asked, having gotten rid of his laughter.
"No I don't like dressing up Tegan! I'm sorry you don't have Nyssa anymore but, don't throw things on me."
Tegan started to laugh even more, "I didn't think it'd phase him that bad. I just I" she continued laughing with no remorse.
"Tegan, are you trying to say that you make him dress in women's clothes?" The Doctor looked disgusted, and disappointed of Tegan.
"well I put makeup on him too, I don't have anyone else to practice with Doctor."
"Well I can give you some mannequins or busts that should suffice. Do not go on torturing Turlough now," he sighed, "now I'll have to lead him to bed. It'll be safer than allowing him to rummage through the wardrobe. Goodnight Tegan."
"Goodnight Doctor, oh I wish I had taken Pictures."