Will's Worthless
*Indigo League*
"Well, I certainly don't like the look of this place…" Lucius the Steelix said as my pokemon made their way through the first room. "These floating things everywhere, it just makes me feel uneasy…"
"It'll be fine…heh…" Talon the Pidgeot tried to reassure him. "Even if it does give me the creeps…"
Suddenly an Eevee ran towards the group. "You have to run! He's going to kill you if you don't avoid that Xatu!" The Eevee blurted out as it ran past them and to the corner of the room.
"Wait…what's going on?" Flint asked confused as a whole horde of pokemon made their way to the corner with the Eevee, and their trainers soon joined them.
"Go now, my lovely Xatu." A voice said. "Show all these pathetic trainers exactly how worthless their efforts have been."
"Yes, master Will." Two Xatu said at the same time as they began to fly and pick up random pokemon to drop them into a pit to oblivion.
"Yikes." Liteweight the Jumpluff said looking down. "Glad that isn't me."
"Oh, were you here first?" Lucius asked a Miltank near him as he wormed his way behind the Miltank. "Then by all means, after you, I insist." The Miltank seemed to not put up any fight and the music started as the Xatu closed in on it.
"Great…Music again…" Powerball the Electrode grumbled.
"I can't take this kind of pressure." The Miltank sang as the Xatu picked it up. "I must confess one more silly move, would be one more move, too long." He sang as the Xatu dropped him down the pit.
"Worthless…" The trainers sang as they saw the Miltank fall to its death.
"I just can't I just can't I just can't seem to get started." A Magnemite sang as the Xatu picked it up. "I don't have the heart to challenge the Elite 4, all that I love is gone." She sang as she was hurled down the pit.
"Worthless…" The trainers sang.
"And there ain't nothing you can do about it." Will cackled.
"Worthless…" The trainers sang.
"Pardon me while I panic!" Lucius panicked as he hid behind a Snorlax.
"Worthless…Worthless…Worthless…" The trainers sang as more pokemon were dropped in the pit."
"I come from Olivine City…" A Scizor sang as it was lifted up. "And I got my kicks out of route 36, from Alph's Ruins to National Park."
"Violet City, all up to Ekruteak. There in the ghost town we saw the Burned Tower and then our whole journey went dark."
"Worthless…" The trainers sang as Scizor was flung down the pit.
"I beat all eight gyms single-handed…" A Gyarados sang as the Xatu grabbed him. "I must confess, I'm impressed that I did it, I wonder whole close that I came…" The Xatu dropped him, but he hit the floor of the room and was slowly falling down the pit. "Now I get a sinking sensation." He sang. "I was top of my line, out of sight out of mind, so much for my trainer's fame."
"Worthless…" The trainers sang as a few of them passed out.
"Took on a cruel Nuzlocke challenge." An Arbok sang. "Took on a cruel Nuzlocke challenge!"
"My trainer could not take care of the pokemon and we slowly all died…" The Arbok said as it suffered the same fate as Gyarados.
"I watched my whole team die right here…" An Azumarill sobbed. "I beg your pardon, but my emotions don't have nowhere left to hide…" He sang as the Xatu dropped him on top of Arbok and they both fell down
"Worthless…" The lessening number of conscious trainers sang.
"Guys, this is no time to do nothing!" Flint the Typhlosion said to the rest of my pokemon. "We need to beat these guys if we want to progress, and the more people or pokemon they defeat, the harder it will be for us!"
"First met my trainer on SS Anne…There were bikinis and buns filed with weenies, believe me you couldn't forget…" A Cloyster sang. "Cloyster don't worry you're safe now." The Cloyster sang as the Xatu picked her up. "Cloyster don't worry you're safe now. From Sinnoh to Hoenn the rumor was I had a hand in the rules of the land…But looks like I can't stop them…" The Cloyster sang lamenting her failed endeavors as the Xatu dropped her down the pit.
"I came to the league with no trainer…" The Eevee from before sang. "Who would believe that he'd love me and leave with new team to go travel Hoenn?" The Xatu were about to lift Eevee up when he simply started to walk over to the pit. "Once at the top of his party…I fought his battles and got him his badges, thought he was happy till I heard him say…" Eevee sang before he jumped off the floor and into the pit.
"You're worthless…" The Xatu sang as they looked down the pit to see Eevee falling.
Flint and Talon exchanged disturbed looks at each other as the music died down.
"All the other trainers are unconscious…" Flint said. "I guess it's up to us…"
"Th-that little Eevee…" Lucius cried quietly. "That poor Eevee…"
"You okay there?" Talon asked him.
"Hah…a Steelix crying over an Eevee." One of the Xatu said.
"How lame can you get?" Agreed the second one.
"How dare you force such a hurt and tormented being to take his own life!" Lucius roared, shifting his fear and sorrow into rage.
"Whoa…easy there big guy…" Twinkle the Starmie said. "Leave these guys to me."
"What are you going to do?" One of the Xatu asked. "Water gun us to death?"
"No…" Twinkle said. "My trainer was nice enough to get Whirlpool out of my move arsenal in exchange for a better one."
"Oh sure…Everyone look!" The second Xatu mocked. "We're going to get beeped at by a stupid Starmie! That will totally throw us off our game…"
"Well, that won't…" Twinkle conceded. "But Blizzard will!" Twinkle yelled as he used Blizzard freezing the two Xatu, causing them to fall to the floor.
"And…just for good measure…" Lucius said as he used Iron Tail on the two frozen Xatu and sent them down the pit.
"Alright, whose next?" Powerball asked the remaining Jynx, Exeggutor, and Slowbro. The three of them looked at each other…and then at Will, and nodded. The three pokemon picked up Will and jumped off of the edge, still clutching a struggling Will.
"Looks like he dropped something…" Liteweight said as he hopped over to where Will was.
"I think it's a remote for the door to the next room…" Flint said.
"Well then…let's press it!"
*Champion's Chamber*
"No! No! No!" Lance shouted as he saw my pokemon team move out of Will's room. "What did you do?" He turned to me in the cage.
"Don't look at me." I said, also at a loss for what exactly was going on.
"Hmph…It looks like Coro's pokemon are stronger than your little minion's." Silver said as he looked at the same surveillance screens.
"And I don't think my team will have much trouble with the next one…" I said looking at the man standing in the room that my team was entering.
"What are you talking about?" Lance asked. "Koga is incredibly powerful and-"
"Owes me a big debt." I grinned. "And I think I know exactly how he'll repay it."