I finally updated. Sorry for the wait. Hopefully, this chapter will make up for that.
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'Why is it everytime we try to have fun and enjoy ourselves, we end up captured, beaten, kidnapped, or nearly killed?' Buster thinks to himself as he opens his eyes. He finds himself chained to the wall inside a holding cell ofsome sort. His three friends were chained up next to him, also just waking up.
Buster looked around and wondered where he was. He remembered getting on the plane to Happy World Land and how the plane crashed. The last thing he remembered before drawing a blank was when they ran into these tribesmen. They sprayed some gas on them, which he figured must of been sleeping powder to make them pass out. Then he wakes up in chains, in a cell, waiting for who knows what these people were planning to do with them. Typical.
"What's going on? Are we in Happy World Land yet?" asked Hamton.
"This doesn't look like Happy World Land to me" said Babs.
"Seeing as how we're chained up in a cell waiting for our deaths, I'd say we're in Torture World Land" said Plucky.
"Torture World Land? Do they have food here? I'm starving." said Hamton.
"Any food we find here is probably poisoned." said Plucky.
"I don't care as long as it's food" Hamton said.
"You mean you don't care if you get poisoned and die?" Plucky asked.
"Of course not! Living's overrated." Hamton said.
"I always knew you were crazy Hamton" said Plucky.
"Guys", Buster started,"I think we've been captured by tribesmen and taken to a holding cell where we've been chained to the wall which means we will get to Happy World Land a little later than we expected."
"Thanks for pointing out the obvious Buster" Babs said.
"I'm going to die soon and it'll be all your fault", Plucky said, "If you hadn't have convinced me to come along, I would be at home right now watching t.v. and eating potato chips. Instead, I'm about to get killed by a bunch of tribesmen."
"Calm down Plucky. We'll get out of this. We've always gotten out of danger after we've gotten in it in our cartoons." Buster said.
"Yeah, but this isn't our cartoon. This is fanfiction, so things work differently here. We're still gonna die." Plucky said.
"C'mon. Do you think the author would just kill us off?" Buster asked.
"I wouldn't put it past Saucely Kazzy Carton" Plucky said.
"If the author truly wanted us dead, he would have killed us off already. Have a little more faith in the author." Buster said.
"Can you guys stop breaking the 4th wall and listen? Someones coming." Babs said.
At that moment, two people stepped in the room. Both of them were wearing masks and they were also armed. They walked further into the room to the far wall where the toons were chained in. The two people, who they assumed were prison guards or something, noticed that they were awake. Their eyes widened beneath their masks. Probably because they didn't expect them to be awake so soon.
"Hey", Buster started, "Can you tell us what we're doing here"
"Yeah, whats the big idea" said Babs, "You can't keep us in chains like we're animals"
"But we are animals" said Hamton.
"I don't care what you do with the other three, you can kill them for all I care" said Plucky, "but at least set ME free. I don't deserve to die!"
The first guard looked at the other guard then back at the toons and said, " gwe mon tweu as gon el $$o F2% pizza pie fi^ nik juu moo *&#! gel"
"What the freak did he just say?" Plucky asked.
"Do these guys even speak English?" Buster asked.
"I thought I heard something about pizza or pie or something. Maybe their hungry like I am." Hamton said.
"Let me try to communicate with them" Babs said.
"Tk ertds h#lkq Lkt 41ktr3& wdp sgejh du#lssj fuufuu tu L ru t?" the guard said.
"hahfe korkl metna W#lo!^^ djhshe shsjwsh qeto*&# dhw duh mega nam?" Babs said.
"reve doof tseb eht si azzip!" the guard said.
"retteb si ynnuB retcarahc nootrac tsrow eht si kcuD yffaD." Babs said.
Then then the guards left the room leaving behind three confused toons and one satisfied pink rabbit.
"What language was that?" Buster asked.
"Pig French. I also know Pig Spanish, Pig English, Pig Japanese, Pig Martian, Pig Chinese..." Babs said.
"There's a Pig Martian?" Hamton asked.
"What did the guard tell you?" Buster asked.
"He said, 'segassem terces ym fo eno dnuof uoy, snoitalutargnoc.' "Babs said.
"What?"
"You know.." said Babs
"No I don't know." Buster said.
"I think the guard said that the leader of the tribe was coming to see us" Plucky said.
Babs looked at him in surprise. "How did you know that?"
"I didn't. I just looked out the window and saw the leader of the tribe heading in our direction"
"How do you know he's the leader?" Buster asked.
"Because he's a really old guy with a walking stick." Plucky said.
"Good point"
Then the door opened and an old fart- I mean man, walked in. You could tell that he was old. He was a short man, with grey hair. His chin was so wrinkled it looked like he had 57 chins instead of one. He had wrinkles on his wrinkles. He walked really slowly(I mean REALLY slowly, like 2 inches per hour. A sloth could beat him in a race). He was so ugly that the first person who looked at him died on the spot. He makes ugly people seem beautiful. He smells like he hadn't took a bath in the last 10 decades. And you should see the way he-
"I think you made your point Mr. Author", the elderly man said.
Sorry. I got sidetracked. Anyway, he walked up to the four toons who were still in chains.
"Are you the leader of the tribe?" Buster asked.
"Yes. I am Yenn Inabin of the Tribe of unsophisticated ruffians who are mean and are so low in technology advancements that they still use bows and arrows and spears while everyone else use guns and cannons. Or Tourwamaaslotattsubaaasweeugac for short." the man said.
"Wait, you speak English?"
"Of course. Everyone on this island speaks English. It's the only language we know. We don't know any language except English"
"But...those guards...I mean...how did...why could...huh?"
"Well anyway, we were wondering if you could unchain us and let us get off this island." Babs said.
"Yeah, we're trying to get to Happy World Land." Buster said.
"So you're traveling to Happy World Land are you? That's nice. I just came back from there. It was a lot of fun." The elderly man said.
"So you'll let us go?"
"No." Yenn said.
"Why?" Babs asked.
"Because we need you to do something for us and we won't let you go until you do." said Yenn.
"What do we need to do?"
"Make cartoons for us."
"What?"
"We tribesmen love watching your cartoons. We have every episode of Tiny Toon Adventures on dvd and we saw your movie aproximately 4,452 times. We love seeing you guys in cartoons"
"Gee, that's nice of you to say about me", Plucky said, "I am the star after all."
"I wasn't talking about you, you stupid duck. Your the only tiny toon we don't like to see in cartoons" Yenn said.
"So if we agree to make a cartoon for you guys, then you'll let us go?" Buster asked.
"Of course. I don't see any reason not to." Yenn said.
"Ok then we'll make you a cartoon." Buster said.
"But what good is a cartoon if I'm not in it?" Plucky asked.
"But you will be in it." Yenn said.
"But I thought you hated seeing me in cartoons"
"Well, we do like to see Buster and Babs drop anvils on you and make a fool out of you. We still think you are a bum, though." Yenn said.
"Me! A bum! Please." Plucky said, "I'm not a bum. If I am a bum, which I'm not, then I wish to be ran over by a bus."
Then a bus drove into the room toward Plucky. "I hate my life" Plucky said before getting run over.
"Anyway, do you agree to making us a cartoon?" Yenn asked.
"As long as you send us home afterwards, we agree" Buster said.
"C'mon guys, let's go make us a cartoon" Babs said.
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1 cartoon later
After an hour of acting out, and dropping anvils on Plucky's head, they were finally finished with their cartoon. Yenn Inabin looked over the finished cartoon, looking saitisfied with what they made. Then the four toons walked over to Yenn(also known as the stinky old fart).
"I heard that you stupid author!", Yenn shouted.
Plucky sniggered at the the comment (did I mention he's a bum?)
"I'm not a bum!" Plucky yelled.
Will you people stop interupting my writing?
"Maybe when you stop insulting us we will stop interupting you." Yenn said.
You know what? You guys just ruined the whole scene. Let's start over. I'm going back 5 minutes in time to start over.
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A 5 minute time travel into the past later(pretend the last scene never happened)
After an hour of acting out, they were finally finished with their cartoon. Yenn Inabin looked over the finished cartoon, looking satisfied with what they made. Then the four toons walked over to Yenn.
"There's your cartoon. You happy now?" Buster asked.
"Oh yes. This will do quite nicely." Yenn said.
"Good"
Buster and the others walked to where the boats were kept so they could get off the island.
"Where do you think you're going?" Yenn asked.
"To a boat so we can get off" Babs said.
"Oh no. You're not leaving this island." Yenn said evilly.
Suddenly, they were surrounded by a dozen tribesmen with their spears pointed at them.
"But you said we could get off the island." Buster said.
"I never said you could get off immediately. You will get off when I think you've served your purpose. Until then, you will continue to make cartoons for us and you will be our slaves." Yenn said.
"Sorry, but that ain't happening." Buster said.
The four toons jumped over the tribesmen and ran like madmen to the boats so they can get off.
"Well what are you waiting for, you bums? Catch them! They owe us cartoons!" Yenn yelled to the tribesmen.
The tribesmen ran for the 4 toons who looked back and saw that they were gaining on them.
"Their catching up to us! What do we do, Buster?" Babs yelled.
"We need a distraction. But what?" Buster said.
"I know what can distract them!" ,Hamton said, "Leave it to me!"
Hamton stopped and turned around so he was facing the tribesmen. Hamton pointed behind them and said, "Hey look, an ice cream truck! Free ice cream everybody!"
The tribesmen turned around and ran to where Hamton pointed hoping they could get some free ice cream. By the time they realized Hamton tricked them the four toons were already in the boat sailing off.
"Hamton, where'd you get that idea?" Babs asked.
"No one can resist free ice cream" Hamton said.
"That was a nice move, Hamton" Buster said.
"I don't care as long as we're away from the 'Tribe of Psychos'." Plucky said.
Meanwhile, on the island, Yenn yelled angrily because they escaped in the boat.
"Tribesmen are so stupid. Now they'll get away.", Yenn said, "well, if they can't stay on the island then I'll just kill them."
Yenn took out a torpedo a launched it at the toons.
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Meanwhile on the boat
"When was the last time I said I was hungry?" Hamton asked.
"About 6 seconds ago." Buster responded.
"Well, I'm hungry" Hamton said.
"Hey Hammy, why don't you just eat that fish that's flying towards us incredibly fast" Plucky said pointing to the water.
"What fish?" Buster said looking into the water.
Babs looked and saw something moving through the water and her eyes widened, "That's not a fish, it's a torpedo."
The torpedo hit the boat. Fortanately, it wasn't a powerful torpedo so no one was hurt. Unfortanately, the boat split in two and floated off into two different directions. Buster and Babs drifted off in one direction while Plucky and Hamton drifted off in another direction.
- end of chapter -
Authors Note: Phew. I think that may be the longest chapter I've written for this story. I hope your enjoying the story so far. Please review if possible. I like hearing your thoughts. It's what keeps me going. By the way, if you didn't understand why Plucky made the old man comment it's because in every cartoon I've seen with tribesmen the leaders are always old geezers for some reason. Although, I've only seen 2 cartoons with tribesmen at all. Also, Hamton's ice cream gag was copied off of Duck Dodgers so I take no credit. It came from the DD episode called The New Cadet. Also, in the part in this chapter where Babs and the guard speak different languages, I have put secret messages. You want to know how to find them? Heres a hint. 'sdrawkcab daer'. If you observe this clue enough you might be able to get a hidden message.