Alright, guys! It's time for another chapter! Now, some of you may have noticed that this story is centered on Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, and to an extent: Monty.
'But what about the other characters,' some of you may be wondering.
Surely, you must get tired of Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Hamton all the time. Besides, you're probably curious about what our other favorite Tiny Toons are doing this summer.
Well, rest assured you will find out because this chapter is going to be a side story and will tell you about the summers of everyone else! Isn't that awesome?!
Anyway, don't forget to read and review! See you at the bottom.
Disclaimer: I don't own Tiny Toons.
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Tiny Toons Side Stories
Side Story One: Another Date With Fowlmouth (Really, Shirley?)
So Fowlmouth is sitting at home one day, and he thinks, "Oh, dadgummit, I am just too dadgum bored today! What dadgum screwball ever thought that summer vacation was a freaking good idea, dadgummit! All you do is sit around the dadgum house and do nothing for crying out loud! I need some action, dadgummit! I can't keep doing dadgum nothing! Maybe I should go on a dadgum quest, no I'm too dadgum lazy to do that. Well, for dadgum's sake, I need to do something dadgummit!"
After rambling for five hours, Fowlmouth decided to ask Shirley on a date.
So he calls up his friend Shirley and says, "Hey, Shirley, how's about going to the dadgum movies with me today?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Shirley laughed out loud.
"So, is that a yes?" Fowlmouth asked.
"Um, no, I thought you were joking" Shirley responded.
"So, is that a yes" Fowlmouth asked.
"Like, no, nimrod. Go jump in a lake" Shirley said.
"Please?" Fowlmouth asked.
"No"
"Pretty please?" Fowlmouth asked.
"No"
"Pretty please with a dadgum cherry on top?" Fowlmouth asked.
"No"
After an argument that involved pizza, crazy people, ice rinks, World War II, drugs, nachos, and a long discussion on the relative benefits of communism versus socialism, Shirley finally gave in.
"Oh, alright, I'll go to the movies with you" Shirley said.
"Great, I'll pick you up at 8" Fowlmouth said.
So they go to the mega-movie complex.
Fowlmouth walked up to the counter.
"Oh no! Not you again." the man behind the counter said.
Fowlmouth grabbed his ever present grenades and blew up the counter. Moments later, he and Shirley got two tickets to see 'Attack of the Living Cardboard Box and Other Evil Things'.
Later on, they were watching the movie.
5 minutes into the movie, Fowlmouth began to howl with laughter, falling off the chair and slamming on the floor. "Oh man… gets me every time… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Fowlmouth…pipe down!" Shirley said as Fowlmouth continued to laugh.
2 minutes later…
Fowlmouth was now screaming with laughter, disturbing everyone in the audience.
Some of the audience looked at him with a threatening look. One of them even took out a machine gun and was contemplating using it on Fowlmouth.
Everyone in the audience was getting irritated because of Fowlmouth. Shirley began to kick him in the ribs.
"Sorry Shirl," said Fowlmouth 45 minutes later, still chuckling occasionally. "It's just that this movie is so dadgum funny. It's so funny that I think I might… oh no, not again…" Fowlmouth burst into laughter.
"Um, Fowlmouth? This is a strict horror movie. It's not supposed to be funny…" Shirley said.
Fowlmouth didn't seem to hear her as he continued to laugh.
Eventually, Shirley and Fowlmouth were kicked out.
Upset at being kicked out, Fowlmouth threw a bomb in the movie theater and he watched as the theater was blown to pieces (Miraculously, no one was hurt or killed since they somehow evacuated before the bomb blew up).
After beating the living daylights out of Fowlmouth, Shirley went home and spent the rest of the day in boredom since she couldn't think of anything to do.
She hoped Babs was having a better time than she was.
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Tiny Toons Happy World Land Side Story 2: Furrball's Mission
Little was known about the little blue cat known as Furrball. Mainly because, he didn't say much. Most people in Acme Looniversity don't even realize that he exists let alone know his name.
The only people who knew about him referred to him as 'the stupid cat that always chases Sweetie', or 'the cat that Elmyra always picks on', or 'the guy who never says anything'.
Not many people even cared about Furrball.
He had no friends, he was always quiet, and he went out of his way to avoid people.
Why was this?
Is it because he's shy? No.
Is it because he was an idiot loser destined to have no friends? No.
'So, why did Furrball stay away from people and never spoke?' you might be wondering.
Some say it's because he had an accident at birth that made him mute. Others say it's because of disease that makes him afraid of people. But all those ridiculous theories are false.
Furrball deliberately keeps people from getting too friendly to him, because he's secretly a SUPER SPY! (yeah, Furrball seems like one of those guys who leads a double life).
He works for the animal spy organization OWCA (I know, I couldn't resist the urge of doing a Phineas and Ferb crossover).
And so there was Furrball, sitting in Elmyra's pet room and playing with a ball of yarn when suddenly…
"Here, kitty, kitty! It's time for your bath!" said the most horrible voice in existence.
Furrball panicked.
Oh no! Elmyra! He must hide!
Elmyra broke through the door with the strength of an out-of-control gorilla.
"Now, where'd that kitty get to?" Elmyra asked as she looked around the room.
Furrball had sneaked out of the room when Elmyra wasn't looking and ran for it. Somehow, Elmyra heard him and followed him.
She looked around.
Furrball had disappeared again.
"Kitty, where are you?!" she called in a girlish voice.
After looking around, Elmyra found that she couldn't find him.
"Dad, do you know where my kitty is?" she asked her father who was reading the newspaper.
"I don't know." he responded.
Furrball sighed in relief.
Elmyra would never even think of looking in the oven. This was good because that was his hiding place.
If he hid in the oven for long enough, maybe she'd give up and leave. Then he heard what was going on.
"Elmyra, your cat isn't hiding between the wallpaper and the wall…"
"Elmyra, I don't think he could fit under the TV"
"Elmyra, I don't think he'd be in the freezer"
"I doubt that he's underneath the couch…"
"I don't think Furrball could fit in an ice cube tray"
"Elmyra, he's not under a rock, or inside of a safe, or underneath a ladder…"
Curses! At this rate, she'd find him for sure! And she'd force him to take a bath.
This would be okay…if Elmyra wasn't the one giving the bath! He could see lots of drowning in the near future.
"Well, I guess I'd better heat the oven so I can start dinner" Mr. Duff said.
Heat the oven? HEAT THE OVEN?! Oh no.
Mr. Duff walked to the oven and heated it to its highest level.
The oven started to heat up, and Furrball began to sweat. A little while later, he was sweating even more. It was beginning to get hot in here.
10 minutes later…
Furrball screamed and ran out of the oven, not caring about Elmyra anymore. He just didn't want to die in an oven.
Unfortunately, Elmyra heard Furrball's screams and came to find him.
When she found him, she hugged him so tightly that Furrball was having trouble breathing.
"Oh, kitty, there you are! I was looking all over for you! Come on, it's time for your bath!" Elmyra said.
Furrball gulped and prayed to God that he wouldn't die today.
One bath/torture session later
Furrball staggered into the living room after his "bath".
He was so glad that was over. He coughed up more water as he curled up by the fireplace, trying to get warm after nearly drowning in freezing cold water.
Unfortunately, he never got the chance to because Furrball heard a beeping noise.
He lifted his arm to reveal a wristwatch and he activated it.
"Agent F, we have a situation" came the voice of his boss, Director Bernie.
Director Bernie was the head of the Acme Acres branch of OWCA secret agents.
"Your arch-enemy, Doctor Dum-Dum, seems to be creating a new secret weapon. According to his blog, he claims that the weapon will help him conquer the Tri-State Area. We need you to head over to his hideout and destroy this new weapon if possible." Bernie said.
Furrball saluted to Bernie before putting on his fedora hat, and he left on his mission.
- to be continued -
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Tiny Toons Happy World Land Side Story 3: The Two-Tones
Outside of Acme Acres, in a city that has no color except for black and white lived a group of cartoon characters called the Two-Tones! (See the TTA episode Two-Tone Town for more details)
Inside their apartment, Foxy was at the table and was reading out of his journal.
Journal Entry 16:
Things are getting harder for us. Our money is getting dangerously low. We can't carry on like this. Our supplies are low and we have little food and not enough to drink. We won't last much longer. Our supply of money is getting dangerously low. Eventually, we will have to sell our own home. We have no money and we must-
"Hey Foxy" Roxy said, putting several thousand dollars into their safe.
"Hey there, Roxy." Foxy said, putting the old journal inside of a cabinet.
"What're you doing?" Roxy asked.
"Oh, just reading some old journals" Foxy said.
So, they got together with Goopy and Big Bee and they did stuff.
The end (I know. That was terrible and it was way too short)
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Tiny Toons Happy World Land Side Story 4: Battle in Monty's Mansion!
Calamity Coyote held his spear in his hand with bloodshot eyes. Today was the day that he would get to catch Lil' Beeper, he just knew it. He ran as fast as his rocket shoes would allow him to as he chased Lil' Beeper inside Monty's mansion.
He didn't know how they wound up at Monty's mansion, and he didn't care. All that mattered was Lil' Beeper.
He would catch him. He must.
His blood demanded it!
Lil' Beeper dashed circles around him before dashing off like Road Runners typically do.
With a battle cry, Calamity took out an arsenal of weapons and he began to shoot rapidly.
The fact that he was causing thousands of dollars' worth of damage to Monty's home didn't enter Calamity's mind.
The fact that he wasn't even trying to aim didn't even faze him.
Lil' Beeper entered Monty's room and Calamity followed him.
Calamity took out a machine gun and began to fire rapidly.
He never hit Lil' Beeper, but he did hit the TV, the window, the wall, the door, the Wii U game system, the radio, the fan, the closet, the dresser, and Monty's new iPod.
Lil' Beeper dashed into the bathroom and Calamity followed him.
After running out of bullets, Calamity threw a grenade in the room. Lil' Beeper ran out of the room before the grenade was fired and Monty's bathroom exploded.
Lil' Beeper ran throughout the house and Calamity followed him. Using a flamethrower, Calamity managed to set Monty's kitchen on fire.
Calamity knew he would run out of firearms so he took out the big guns.
He began to fire rapidly at Monty's game room, trying to hit Lil' Beeper who was skillfully dodging every bullet like a pro.
Lil' Beeper scrambled his way up the stairs and the crazed coyote followed him.
Lil' Beeper dashed around in Monty's dining room, and Calamity used a rocket launcher to destroy everything in sight.
Unfortunately for him, he STILL didn't hit Lil' Beeper!
Lil' Beeper dashed to the roof, and Calamity set several land mines on the ground.
The red feathered road runner stepped over the mines but nothing happened.
"Beep beep," went Lil' Beeper before he dashed off.
Calamity growled in confused anger.
Calamity decided to step over the landmines and the moment he did, the mines exploded.
The explosion caused Monty's whole roof to cave in, and Calamity fell all the way to the ground.
Unfortunately for him, Monty had chosen this time to come back from the grocery store.
"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" shrieked Monty, entering his mansion and looking in horror at what was going on.
His kitchen was on fire, his bedroom was destroyed, his dining room was trashed, his game room was ruined, the roof had caved in, and in the middle of it all was a very familiar coyote.
Monty got so mad that he exploded.
I mean, he literally exploded into a thousand pieces.
After he exploded, Calamity just got up and walked away.
The end (don't think this is the last you'll see of Monty!)
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Side Story 5: It Was Going to Happen Sooner or Later
A random guy was doing his best to hide. He knew he wouldn't last long against an enemy like this.
He briefly wondered what he ever could've done to deserve torture like this.
He had always been a good guy, he never did anything wrong. Well, except for that time when he tried to destroy Mexico, but that was a long time ago.
The point is: he didn't deserve this.
No male did.
"Yoo-hoo! Where are you, my fluffy love puppet?" said the voice of Fifi the skunk.
The poor guy who was hiding had gasped and hid behind a car.
And so there he was, hiding behind a car, with no weapons, waiting for the enemy. She knew where he was and unavoidably, she would soon drag him out of his hiding place and force him to go on a date with her.
He had to do something now!
"Where are you?" Fifi cried girlishly.
The guy jumped out of his hiding place.
"Zack!" Fifi said.
"Wrong! I'm not Zack! I'm actually Santa Claus dressed in a Zack costume!" the guy known as Zack said.
"Oh, well do you know where I can find Zack?" Fifi asked.
"He went that way!" Zack pointed in a random direction.
"Thanks!" Fifi said before running off.
"Gee, I never expected that to work" Zack said as he sweat dropped.
He shrugged before walking off.
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Side Story 6: The Explosive Climax!
Agent Furrball busted through the window of Dum-Dum Evil Incorporated.
He looked around when suddenly, a chain came out of the ground and tied him up.
"Ah, if it isn't my arch-enemy, Furrball the cat," came the voice of Doctor Dum-Dum, "Here to see my latest Inator? Well, here it is!"
The ground opened up to reveal a giant machine.
The machine was big and massive, just how Hamton liked his chicken wings. It was very tall and wide, just how Monty liked his mansion. And it was extremely large, just how Plucky liked his ego.
"Behold the Conquer-the-City-Inator! With this device, I should finally be able to conquer Acme Acres. After that, I will rule the Tri-State Area!" Doctor Dum-Dum said.
Furrball glared at him.
"I suppose you're wondering why I even want to conquer Acme Acres anyway. Well, it all started when I was a young and miserable little child. My childhood was a poor one that can best be viewed objectively after a quick look into the history of…"
While Doctor Dum-Dum was explaining his boring back-story, Furrball found a way to escape his chains.
He ran over to the device and hopped on top of it. He pushed the self-destruct button and the device exploded.
"Oh, come on! It hasn't even been five minutes and already you destroy my Inator?! Well, no matter! I still have this Destroy-my-Archenemy-Inator! Prepare to be destroyed, Furrball!" Doctor Dum-Dum said.
Furrball hopped in the air and karate chopped Dum-Dum's device.
Then, the secret agent kicked Doctor Dum-Dum into the wall.
Knowing that he was about to be beaten, Dum-Dum decided to make his escape!
"Hah! This isn't the end!" shouted Dum-Dum, launching an escape pod. It blasted out of the building… and flew away, leaving Dum-Dum in the building.
"Oh," he said. "Maybe I should have gotten into the escape pod first…"
Furrball cracked his knuckles as he walked towards Dum-Dum.
"It's a good thing I have a second escape pod!" Dum-Dum said, before getting into the second escape pod.
"You haven't seen the last of me, Furrball the Cat!" Dum-Dum said, before flying away.
Now satisfied that he had foiled Dum-Dum's plans, Furrball jumped out of the building and used a parachute to float to the ground. He landed on the ground and got rid of the parachute.
He took off his fedora cap just as Elmyra came walking by.
"Oh, kitty! There you are! Come on! Let's go home! I've got a special surprise for you!"
Furrball groaned as he was dragged to Elmyra's house.
Yes sir, the life of a secret agent was tough sometimes.
- End of Chapter -
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Well, that was an interesting bunch of side stories.
Drop a review and tell me which side story was your favorite. Compliments and criticism are always welcome.
The next chapter will follow up on Buster, Babs, Hamton, and Plucky's quest for Happy World Land. Don't miss it!