It's time for another adventure! Could this be the chapter where the Toons actually make it to Happy World Land? Hah! Doubt it.
Nevertheless, here is another chapter!
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Tiny Toons: Happy World Land Chapter 11
The prisoners were locked up in a cell in the local Jail. The Prison Warden said nothing in fear of getting on the Coyote Kid's bad side. Instead, he threw the three Toons in a jail cell without asking questions.
Buster sighed as he rested his chin on his hands. All he wanted was a nice, danger-free trip to Happy World Land, was that so much to ask?
"Maybe it was" he admitted to himself.
Perhaps they should have stayed home for the summer after all. Now he was locked in jail, with no way to get out.
'Maybe Hamton could bail us out!' he thought.
Feeling somewhat better, he calmed down and waited for Hamton. Then he realized that Hamton probably didn't even know that they were even in jail. He probably didn't even know that they had left the hotel!
Feeling down, Buster put his head in his hands.
Plucky snorted.
"Well, this is another fine mess that you've gotten us into." Plucky said.
"Why are you blaming me? I didn't throw us in jail!" Buster said.
"It's still your fault! You and your stupid ideas!" Plucky said.
"Oh, so MY ideas are stupid? I'm not the one who wanted us to jump out the window and nearly kill ourselves!" Buster said.
"What?! Why you, I oughta-!"
"Boys, boys, relax! We'll get out of this. We just need to come up with a good plan." Babs said.
This seemed to calm them down as they stopped and begin to think.
"Well, I'm open to suggestions. Anyone know how we can get out of here?" Buster asked.
Plucky and Babs shook their heads.
Buster sighed.
If they didn't come up with a plan soon then they'd be doomed.
Suddenly, they heard a voice.
"Excuse me? Did I hear you guys right? Are you really planning to break out of here?"
They jumped as they didn't realize that they had a cellmate. They turned to where the voice came from. A young cat wearing glasses stepped out of the shadows.
"Who are you?" Buster asked.
"The name's Norman, but you can call me Norm. I think I can get us out of here." the cat said.
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Hamton sighed as he walked his way up to his hotel room. Since he was too busy eating, he didn't notice the events that had just transpired between the Coyote Kid and Babs.
In any case, Hamton was about to enter the room when he noticed the state of the hotel door. It was bent, half-burnt, and covered in bullet holes. Hamton scratched his head before he shrugged and went inside.
Opening the door, he could see that no one was in there. The room was completely empty.
This confused Hamton further.
"Buster? Babs? Plucky?" he called out.
They weren't downstairs; he just came from there. They weren't in here… so where could they be?
Hamton noticed that there was a big hole in the hotel window. Strange. How did that get there?
Did they jump out the window or something…?
Hamton shook his head.
No, that idea was preposterous.
They couldn't have jumped out the window; that's suicide.
Hamton shrugged.
"Oh well. Maybe they just went to get something to eat. In the meantime, I have the whole room to myself!" Hamton said as he sat down on the bed and began to watch the Plucky Duck Show.
"You know, this show isn't so bad once you get over the lack of funny jokes and recycled plots." he said as he watched the show.
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- Back to the Prison -
"Now that the scene with Hamton is over, it's time for us to plan our escape!" Norm said.
"Got any ideas, Babs… AAH!" Plucky said as he turned to Babs.
Norm and Plucky both turn to see Babs, where she is kissing Buster on the lips!
The two rabbits broke apart, both of them red in the face.
"Umm… err… y-you were saying?" Buster stuttered.
"Well, before you two started to make out in the middle of the prison, we were discussing a way to break out of here." Plucky said.
"Right, so does anyone have a plan?" Babs asked.
"I have a plan" Norm said.
"You have what?" Buster asked.
"I said I had a plan!" Norm repeated.
"What about a plan?" Buster asked.
"I have one!" Norm shouted.
"You have what?" Buster asked.
"I have a plan!" Norm said.
"What?!" Buster asked.
"I have a plan!" Norm said.
"What plan?"
"The one that I have!"
"What do you have?"
Norm's face grew angry.
"I have a plan to get us out of here!" Norm nearly shouted.
"Oh, then why didn't you say so?" Buster asked.
"I DID say so! You just weren't listening!" Norm said.
"What do you mean? I was listening!" Buster said.
"WHAT? You WEREN'T listening! How can you possibly say that you were listening after that display?!" Norm said in anger.
"Okay, calm down. Norm, tell us your plan." Babs said.
Norm called down and his urge to punch Buster in the face began to diminish.
"Okay, here's what we do." Norm said as they began to huddle together and he explained his plan.
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10 minutes later
"Guards! Get over here! It's an emergency!" Buster shouted for the 8th time.
"Do you really think this plan will work?" Plucky whispered to Babs.
"Well, it's our only chance at getting out of here so it better work." Babs said.
"Guys, be quiet. Here they come!" Norm whispered.
Two security guards walked to the cell that the four Toons were occupying.
"What do you want?" One of them asked in a gruff tone.
"Our cellmate over here has gotten really sick! He needs medical attention!" Buster said as he pointed to Norm the cat.
Norm fake coughed and did his best imitation of being really sick.
"Sorry. Nothing we can do about that. The Coyote Kid told us not to ever let you guys out of the cell for anything." the guard said.
"I know that! But he didn't say anything about our cellmate, Norm, did he?"
"Well, no…"
"Exactly! And he's sick! So, why don't you do your job and get him to the medical room before we catch his illness! And if that happens, then other people in here with catch our illness. Soon, everyone in this prison will be sick! Do you want that?"
"No…"
"Then get… him… OUT OF HERE!" Buster screamed.
The guards opened the door and walked inside.
Buster, Babs, and Plucky stepped aside as they grabbed Norm and took him outside. They closed the cell door and Buster, Babs, and Plucky were by themselves.
"Did you get it?" Plucky asked.
Babs held up a set of keys that she swiped from the guard.
"Piece of cake" she said with a grin.
"Good. Then let's get out of here and blow this taco stand!" Plucky said.
Babs grabbed the cell door keys and reached outside the cell bars and turned the key in the lock. The cell opened and the Toons were free.
"Yes. I knew that plan would work!" Buster said as he hi-fived Babs.
"Good. Now let's get out of here!" Plucky said.
Buster, Babs, and Plucky ran out of the cell and into the hallway.
"FREEDOM!" Plucky shouted.
"Quiet, fool! Do you want to alert the guards of our escape?" Buster asked.
"Sorry." Plucky said.
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The Prison Warden was very engrossed in his work. If by 'engrossed', you mean distracted. And by 'work', you mean 'sleep'.
So yeah, the Warden was sleeping with his feet on the desk. He was snoring real loudly when suddenly…
"FREEDOM!" a shout came.
"Gah!" the Warden said as he woke up and fell to the ground.
He rubbed his eyes as he looked around.
"W-w-wha?" he stuttered as he woke up.
He turned his attention to the video monitors just in time to see three prisoners escaping.
"Oh… it's just a prison break." the Warden said.
He sat back down and went back to sleep.
A few moments passed.
Then his eyes shot open.
"A PRISON BREAK?!" he shouted in distress.
He turned back to the monitor to see the prisoners heading for the exit.
He shook his head.
"No, no, no! The Coyote Kid will have my head if I let these prisoners escape!" The Warden said.
He ran to a button and pushed it and the button set off an emergency alarm.
Alarms blared throughout the building.
The Warden took out a walkie-talkie and shouted into it.
"Attention, guards! Get to the Southeast Corridor and stop those three prisoners from escaping!" he shouted.
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Buster, Plucky, and Babs didn't know what happened.
One minute they were silently walking down the hall; the next thing they knew, the alarms were on and blaring through the building.
"What's going on?" Babs said as she covered her ears.
"I don't know but I'll bet 50 dollars that it's Plucky's fault." Buster said.
"Hey, I resent that!" Plucky said.
They made it to the end of the hall and stopped in front of a door.
"Hold it, guys! There may be enemies behind this door. We need to be careful" Buster said.
"What should we do?" Babs asked.
"I say we send someone to go first and be on the lookout for guards and the like" Plucky said.
"Gee, Plucky. Thanks for volunteering. Good luck." Buster said.
Plucky seriously considered throwing Buster out the window. Babs pushed him on the back.
"Just take a look inside." Babs said.
Plucky shrugged and opened the door and walked in.
About 300 guards were walking around with machine guns in their arms. They swiveled around as soon as Plucky entered, aiming their guns at him.
"There's the intruder! SHOOT TO KILL!" a guard said.
They aimed their guns at him.
Plucky screamed and left the room in terror. He closed the door behind him and tried to control his heart rate.
"Well? Are there any guards?" Buster asked.
"Nope. No guards. The room is completely empty." Plucky lied with a straight face.
"Okay…" Buster said, regarding Plucky with a suspicious look.
The blue rabbit shrugged however, before entering the room…
True to Plucky's word, there were no guards in the room.
"Hey, there's the exit! Come on, Babs!" he said excitedly.
Buster and Babs walked to the exit and Plucky's jaw dropped in confusion.
What?
Where were all the guards?
What the heck just…?
"You coming or not, Plucky?" Buster asked as they made it to the exit.
"(Sigh), I'm coming." Plucky said as he followed Buster.
They had left through the exit and made it out of the building where Norm was waiting for them.
"How you get here so fast?" Buster asked.
"Oh, when the alarm was turned on, the guards who had me were distracted. So I knocked them out with a frying pan and left the building undetected." Norm said.
"Nice job" Buster said, impressed.
"So, what do we do next?" Babs said.
"I say we get out of this city while we still can!" Plucky said.
Buster shook his head.
"No. We can't do that, Plucky. We have to save the town and stop the Coyote Kid. Whatever he's up to, we'll have to stop him!" Buster said.
"Besides, we left Hamton at the hotel. We can't abandon him and leave him here." Babs said.
Plucky sighed.
"Okay, guys. Have fun! Good luck saving the town and stuff." he said.
"Oh, no you don't! You're coming with us! We'll have a better chance at beating him if we do it together." Buster said as he grabbed Plucky.
"But I don't want to!" Plucky whined.
"Well, you're going to have to." Buster said.
"But…" Plucky started.
"Think of it this way: the sooner we defeat the Coyote Kid, the sooner we'll be at Happy World Land." Babs said.
Plucky tried to protest but he thought about being at Happy World Land, the most fun and thrilling amusement park in the whole world, and he found that he didn't have the strength to protest. Not with Happy World Land on the line.
"Okay fine. But make it quick. I want to go to Happy World Land!" Plucky said.
"We'll get there, Plucky. And then we'll have the time of our life. But for now, we have a job to do. It's time to head to the Coyote Kid's hideout." Buster said.
"But where is his hideout?" Norm asked.
"I believe his hideout is right over there!" Babs said as she pointed to a big cave that was in a mountain close to the city.
"How do you know that?"
"Call it a hunch" Babs said as she looked at a big bold sign that said 'This Way to the Coyote Kid's Hideout'.
And so, the three tiny toons and Norm walked to the cave. They snuck to the door and looked around to make sure that no one was watching. Then, they looked inside.
Inside the cave, the Coyote Kid was walking around with what looked like a cigarette hanging from his mouth.
"Mister Kid! Don't you know that smoking's bad for you?" one of his lackeys said.
"What are you talking about? I'm not smoking. I'm sucking on a lollipop!" he said.
He pulled out the object in his mouth, revealing it to be a grape flavored lollipop.
The lackey narrowed his eyes.
"How do I know that you're not smoking lollipops?" he asked in a suspicious tone.
"That makes no sense! How do you smoke lollipops?" Kid asked.
Before this question could be answered, the Tiny Toons jumped in the room.
"Stop, Coyote Kid! Your reign of terror ends here" Buster said dramatically.
"Oh look. It's the Tiny Toons. I should've known that Prison Warden would screw up somehow." Kid said.
"Give it up, Kid. You've lost!" Babs said.
The Coyote Kid laughed.
"Lady, I haven't even begun to fight!" he said as he took out a missile launcher and shot a missile at her.
Babs ducked as the missile went over her head and hit the wall, causing an explosion that nearly brought the roof down.
"Now that's firepower! Think you can top that?" Kid asked.
"Actually…" Babs started.
There was a flash of light, and suddenly Babs had about 200 bazookas attached to her arms.
"Yes." Babs said.
The Coyote Kid's jaw dropped so fast that it became embedded in the ground.
"What the? H-h… HOW did you get those?" Kid asked.
"This is a Western. You didn't think I'd come here without a gun or a pistol, did you?" Babs said.
"A pistol, yes. 200 bazookas is another story!" Kid said, horrified.
"Yeah, Babsy. You don't use bazookas in Westerns. You use normal guns. Everyone knows that." Buster said.
"(Sigh) fine. Spoilsports." Babs threw away her bazookas and took out a pistol. The other toons took out their pistols.
"You too, Kid." Buster said.
"Fine" Kid threw away his missile launcher and took out his pistol.
Western music played in the background as the Toons stared each other down dramatically.
Each of them had their gun ready in a dramatic pose. They stared into the eyes of their enemy, while the enemy did the same. Tumbleweeds flew in the air and bounced in the cave, while they stared each other down in one epic dramatic scene of anxiousness and anxiety as they readied their pistols. They gripped their guns and gritted their teeth in one single moment of breathtaking drama-
"Are we ready to start fighting?" Plucky asked.
"Yeah, I guess so." Buster said.
"Let's just get this over with." Babs said.
"Right" Norm said.
"Works for me." Kid said.
"What he said" Kid's lackey said.
They aimed their guns at each other and got ready to fire when-
"Hold it! How can we be forgetting the most important rule of Western fights?" Buster asked.
"Most important rule?" Norm asked.
"Yeah, the most important rule…" Buster said.
"What important rule?" Babs asked.
"All Western fights must start with a pre-fight cook-off." Buster said.
"YOU JUST MADE THAT UP!" Babs shouted.
"Everyone it's time to get cooking!" Buster said.
Suddenly, the entire scene changed to a kitchen.
"All right, everyone! Start cooking! I'll be the judge" Buster said.
The toons began to cook some food. They each grabbed several different cooking materials and mixed them together.
Then, they chopped, and baked, and mixed their food up until it was just right. All of this happened in the span of 30 minutes to an hour.
Babs was making a salad and she was putting the tomatoes over the lettuce. Norm was making chicken curry, and the Coyote Kid was making pasta.
Plucky simply fixed a bowl of cereal since he didn't feel like cooking anything else.
The Coyote Kid chuckled evilly.
"Since that rabbit's the judge, I'll just 'accidentally' slip some poison in this pasta. Then, when he eats it, I'll have one less nuisance to worry about." he said as he poured poison into the pasta.
Buster eyed his stopwatch as it counted down.
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
"STOP!" Buster yelled.
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
"All right. It's time for the taste test. I'll just come over and taste all of your foods and judge them" Buster said.
The Coyote Kid chuckled evilly.
Buster walked over to Babs.
"What's this you got here?" he asked.
"Carrot salad." Babs said.
Buster took some and tried some.
"Mm. Delicious carrots. And the seasoning complements it well. I'll give you 7 points out of 10." Buster said.
"ONLY SEVEN POINTS?!"
Babs strangled Buster's neck.
"Alright. 7.5" Buster coughed.
"Thank you. That's better" Babs released him.
Buster walked over to Norm.
"And what did you make?" Buster asked.
"Chicken curry" Norm said.
Buster tried some.
"Mm. Not bad. I'll give you a 6.8" Buster said before moving on to Plucky.
Buster looked at Plucky's dish.
He stared at him.
"Really, Plucky? Cereal?" he asked.
Plucky shrugged his shoulders.
"You told us to fix food and cereal is food. Plus, everyone loves Captain Munch" Plucky said.
Buster tasted it and swallowed.
"Well, I guess no one has ever submitted cereal in a cooking contest (at least, not to my knowledge), so I'll give you points for originality. Your score is… 2.4" Buster said.
Plucky shrugged. He obviously didn't care.
Buster moved on to the Coyote Kid, who was grinning evilly for some reason.
"And what did you make?" Buster asked.
"Pasta" he said.
"Hmm."
Buster took the pasta and ate it. The Coyote Kid grinned. The minute the pasta went down his throat, that rabbit will be so poisoned that he wouldn't be able to tell left from right.
"It was delicious. I'll give you a 7.2" Buster said.
He walked away, perfectly healthy.
The Coyote Kid's jaw dropped and shattered on the floor. Without batting an eye, the coyote jammed a replacement jaw back into his head.
What the? It wasn't possible!
The Coyote Kid looked at the pasta and grabbed a spoonful of it.
He put it in his mouth and tasted it.
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The Coyote Kid woke up in the hospital. The tiny toons were looking at him.
"Hey there, Kid. Feeling better?" Buster asked.
"W-w-what happened?" the Coyote Kid asked.
"You were taken to the hospital due to food poisoning. The doctor says that you could be here for weeks." Babs said.
"I still can't believe you were having a cook-off and didn't invite me!" Hamton said.
"Rope it in, Hamton. It's not that big of a deal" Plucky said.
Coyote Kid sat up.
"W-what about our fight?" he asked.
"We already had a fight. We won and you agreed to leave the town alone" Babs said.
"We never had a fight-" Buster started.
Babs elbowed him.
"I mean, oh right! We DID fight. You lost and said that you would leave the town alone." Buster said.
"I see. Well, I may be evil, but I'm a man of my word. I'll leave the town alone." Kid said.
He was lying, of course.
"Great. Now that that's settled, we can finally leave here-" Buster said.
"And go to Happy World Land?" Plucky asked.
"Yes, Plucky. We're going to Happy World Land." Buster said.
"Yahoo!" he said.
"Well, see you, Kid. Oh, here comes your nurse!" Buster said.
"Nurse?" Kid asked.
The nurse burst through the door.
"Don't worry, coyote boo-boo. I'll hug you and squeeze you back to health in no time" Elmyra said.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Kid screamed.
"You two have fun!" Buster said before they left.
"Do you really think the Coyote Kid will keep his word about leaving the town alone?" Babs asked.
"Trust me, Babsy. Kid won't be able to harm a fly let alone take over a town when Elmyra's through with him" Buster said.
The Coyote Kid's screams were loud and long.
- end of chapter -
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