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It's time to continue our journey to the famous amusement park! Normally, traveling to an amusement park wouldn't be so fun until you actually GET there. But with the Tiny Toons, everything's an adventure!
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Tiny Toons: Happy World Land Chapter 12
After leaving the Coyote Kid in the hands of Elmyra, the Tiny Toons left the hotel and were immediately praised by the townsfolk for defeating the Coyote Kid. The mayor was so glad that he gave them the Key to the City (not that it mattered, since Plucky accidentally dropped it off a cliff and into a river).
After saying goodbye to Norm, the tiny toons left the city and traveled for about an hour. Soon, nighttime began to fall and the toons had to take a pit stop in the closest city to them, which happened to be the big city of Metropolis.
The toons had to stop for a minute and marvel at this amazing city.
"Wow!" Babs said.
"I don't think I've ever seen a city this big before!" Buster said, looking up at the buildings.
They all looked around in excitement. Except for Plucky.
"Yeah, yeah, it's pretty. Can we find a hotel now? I'm bushed." Plucky said.
"Plucky! Aren't you excited? We're in one of the most popular cities in the US!" Buster said.
"Yeah! Think of all the wonderful food that we'll get to eat here!" Hamton said.
"I guess it's nice, but it's not my style. Personally, I prefer Gotham City." Plucky said.
"But that place is a dump!" Buster exclaimed.
"Is not!" Plucky said.
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"Far be it from me to agree with Plucky," Babs started.
"Hey!" Plucky said.
"But he's got a point. We probably should look into getting us a hotel to spend the night." Babs said.
"Hopefully nothing bad will happen at this hotel like the last one…" Buster muttered.
Everyone shook their heads in agreement except for Hamton, who looked confused.
"Why? What happened at the last hotel?" Hamton asked.
They ignored him as they searched for a hotel to spend the night. Eventually, they decided to stay in the Just-Us Hotel.
"Why is it called the 'Just-Us' Hotel?" Babs asked.
"Who knows?" Buster said.
"Who cares?" Plucky added.
Babs glared at him as they entered the building. Unlike the last hotel, this hotel was more modern and they looked around as they went to the counter to check in to the hotel.
"Hi, my name is Buster Bunny and these are my friends. We would like to rent two rooms for the night" Buster said, figuring that they might as well have that sleepover since the Coyote Kid ruined the last one and Babs would be in her own room.
After checking in to the hotel, the man at the register said, "Ok. Your rooms are ready. Here are the room keys, and the bellhop here will take your luggage."
"Great! Who has the luggage?" Buster asked.
No one answered.
"I thought you had them." Babs said.
"I don't have them! Plucky? Hamton?" Buster said.
They shook their heads. It was then that they realized something! After leaving the Western hotel, they went straight to the hospital to visit the Coyote Kid. And they left their luggage at the hotel!
"Well, this is a problem" Babs said.
"We need that luggage! It has important stuff in there. Like food and snacks!" Hamton said.
"And my comics!" Plucky said.
"And our spare clothes!" Babs said.
"The way I see it: someone's going to have to go back to the Western hotel, collect our luggage, and come back here." Buster said.
There was a moment of silence.
And then…
"NOT IT!" said Buster, Babs, and Hamton as they ran off, leaving Plucky behind.
"You three disgust me…" Plucky said as he walked out the door and prepared himself for the two hour trip.
Two hours later…
Buster, Babs, and Hamton were in the boys' hotel room and they were watching a movie about the Justice League.
"Superman is so cool! I wish I could be a superhero like him someday!" Buster said.
"I really like Wonder Woman. She's one of my favorites." Babs said.
"What about Batman?" Hamton asked.
Babs snorted.
"Please. Batman is lame." she said.
"No he's not! Batman is a cool dude!" Buster said.
"Batman doesn't even have any powers! Superman can smash through a wall with his bare fists. The Flash can run faster than the speed of sound. Green Lantern can create any physical shape with that ring of his. Can Batman do any of that?" Babs said.
"No…" Buster admitted.
"Well, there you go." Babs said as if she won the argument.
"That doesn't prove anything! You don't have to have super powers in order to be cool." Buster said.
"Yeah, and Batman's super smart. And he can do a lot of things that the others can't with his intelligence and martial arts skills" Hamton said.
"Whatever. I still say Wonder Woman is better." Babs said.
Plucky entered the room, covered in sweat and he was staggering a little.
"Hey, Plucky! You just missed half of the movie!" Buster said.
Plucky glared at him as he was too tired to say anything. The green duck passed out on the bed after sitting the suitcases down. Hamton immediately went for the snacks that he stuffed in his suitcase.
Babs turned to him.
"Hey, Plucky? Which superhero do you think is the best?" she asked.
He turned his head up.
"Batman, no contest. He's better than all of those other losers combined." Plucky said.
"See? Someone agrees with me!" Hamton said.
Babs shook her head and Buster chuckled in amusement. They continued the watch the rest of the movie and by the time the credits came, the toons were very sleepy.
"Well, I'm going to head to my room and go to bed. Good night, guys." Babs said as she got up and headed to her room.
After brushing their teeth and engaging in another argument about which Justice Leaguer was the best, the three boys finally went to bed. Hamton slept alone on one bed, Buster had claimed the other, and Plucky had somehow been roped into sleeping on the couch.
The room was dead quiet as the three toons had succumbed to sleep and dreams…
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Dream World
Location: Just-Us League Headquarters
It was a quiet night at the headquarters of the Just-Us League. Superbun (Buster) was sitting at the Just-Us League's computer, typing an article for his alter ego, Lark Tent, who worked at the Daily Can-It. Ironically, he was typing an article about the superhero of Metropolis and the leader of the Just-Us League.
In other words, he was writing an article about himself.
"For decades, many people have wondered what the truth was behind Superbun's awesomeness," he typed, "Is it his super powers? His handsomeness? Why do all the women want him? Why do all the men want to be him? Why does his awesomeness shine so bright that all the other superheroes of the world seem as significant as ant-poop compared to him? This humble reporter plans to uncover the secrets behind Superbun's coolness."
In another part of the Just-Us League Lair, Batduck (Plucky) was using one of the Just-Us League's computers to watch an online video.
"What a moron. He should've known better than to date that cheating wench" Batduck said.
Decoy (Hamton) walked in the room.
"Hey, Batduck. What are you doing?" Decoy asked.
"Oh, nothing! Just watching an extremely masculine sports video!" Batduck said in a frenzy.
Decoy came up to the computer.
"Are… are you watching a soap opera?" asked the pig sidekick.
"I assure you, I'm only watching it for educational reasons." Batduck said.
"What's so educational about soap operas?" Decoy asked.
"Watching hot chicks… I mean, girls! Watching hot girls" Batduck said.
"You need a date" Decoy said.
"I know." Batduck admitted, "But no one wants to go out with me! I tried asking Hawk Loon (Shirley) out but that didn't go so well."
"I think Superbun might go out with you if you ask him nicely." Decoy said slyly.
Batduck punched him in the face.
Meanwhile…
Wex Wuthor (Monty) was plotting another evil scheme. This time, his scheme revolved around the Just-Us League. He had to make those fools pay for foiling all of his evil plots.
His assistant, Marci, helped him come up with ideas.
"So, Master Wex, what's the idiotic plan this time?" she sneered.
Wex threw a marshmallow at her before speaking.
"So, here's my plan. My plan is to use this giant bag of sugar! I'll give this bag of sugar to a monkey because monkeys are cute and nobody will ever suspect a monkey. I'm going to have that monkey disguise himself as an elf and join up with Santa Claus. Then, that monkey will give the sugar to Santa. Being the fat man that he is, he can't resist eating all of that sugar. He'll eat the sugar and then he'll die from sugar overdose! The monkey will then disguise himself as Santa Claus and then, when Christmas Eve comes, he'll head to the Just-Us League's lair, go down their chimney, and set a bomb in there. He'll escape and the bomb will go off. Those dweebs will be killed by Christmas Day!"
Wex smiled as he finished describing his plan. Marci stared at him in open-mouthed shock for all of five seconds.
Then, she punched the window in anger.
"WHAT?!" she screamed, "That plan is about as plausible, believable, reasonable, acceptable, conceivable, likely, and possible as the idea that Santa Claus even exists in the first place!"
"Well, sure he exists! I mean, why wouldn't he?" Wex asked.
Marci began to sputter incoherently, stomping her foot on the ground.
"This is nonsense! No wonder Superbun and the Just-Us League always wipe the floor with you! Your plans suck!" she screamed.
"What's wrong with my plan?!" Wex asked in fury.
"Everything!" Marci screamed.
"Well, fine, then. How about this? I'll give those dweebs phony plane tickets to an amusement park. They'll be fooled and they'll fly on a plane to get there. But then the plane will crash and kill them. If it doesn't kill them, then the tribesmen who will live on the island below them will." Wex said.
"No, it sounds like the plan has already been done before." Marci said after a long moment.
"Really? By who?" Wex asked.
"Perhaps it was done by an alternate version of you…" Marci said.
"HA! Yeah, right." Wex said.
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Later on, another Just-Us Leaguer walked through the entrance of the Just-Us League. This was Wonder Babs, a superhero that also happens to be the princess of Lemon-Scara, the island of the female Amazons, not that there are any male Amazons but you get the point. Anyway, the Amazon Princess walked up to Superbun and sat down next to him.
When he didn't respond to her presence, she inched closer to him. Superbun still didn't respond. She scooted even closer so that her legs were touching his. He still didn't respond.
Feeling annoyed at being ignored, Wonder Babs sat down in Superbun's lap.
Still no response. She threw herself in front of his face. Still no response.
She slapped him.
"Hello? Are you even going to say hi to me?" Wonder Babs asked.
"Huh?" Superbun asked, looking dazed, "Oh, sorry. I didn't notice you. I was using X-Ray Vision."
"What?!" Wonder Babs covered her chest, "You pervert! I oughta-!"
"Huh? Oh, no. I wasn't trying to see through your clothes. I was trying to see the computer so I can type an article for the Daily Can-It." Superbun said.
"Oh." Wonder Babs said, "Well, what are you typing?"
"An exposé on Superbun" Superbun said.
"But that's not fair! You ARE Superbun! Don't you think that gives you an unfair advantage against all the other reporters?" she asked.
"I know. That's the point." he said with a smirk.
Batduck walked in the room.
"Guys. I'm bored. Let's do something fun!" Batduck said.
"Like what?" Superbun asked.
"We could eat!" Decoy said.
Batduck slapped him.
"Ignore him. I made a list of all the fun things we could do to pass the time!" Batduck said, giving the list to Superbun.
Superbun grabbed the list and scanned it.
"Number 1: Get some milk. Number 2: Collect some peanut butter. Number 3: Buy anchovies. Number 4: Buy some bubble gum. Number 5: Get-"
Batduck swiped the list.
"Sorry. That's my grocery list. HERE is the list." Batduck said.
Batduck handed the real list to him, but before anything significant could happen, an alarm came off.
Superbun turned off the alarm and looked at the computer.
"Guys! A giant robot has been spotted downtown!" Superbun said.
"So?" Batduck asked.
"It's scaring citizens and it's destroying everything!" Superbun said.
"So?"
"People could die if we don't do anything!" Superbun said.
"So? Let them die." Batduck said.
"And it just destroyed the Cardboard Museum!" Superbun said.
The reactions of Batduck and Decoy were very different.
Batduck was laughing while Decoy was crying on the ground.
"I'm glad that place is destroyed! I hated that place! The robot should get a medal of honor for destroying it! I hope it tore that place into pieces!" Batduck said.
"NO! Not the Cardboard Museum! How could this happen? We must stop that evil robot before he destroys any more museums!" Decoy said.
"The people who made the Cardboard Museum ought to rot in prison for life! They should be hanged!" Batduck said.
"This is truly a day of tragedy. The Cardboard Museum must be avenged." Decoy said with a face of determination.
Batduck turned to him.
"You only liked that place because I hated it, you jerk." Batduck said.
"Regardless, we must stop the robot before it destroys anything else!" Superbun said.
"How are we going to get there? The robot's on the other side of town!" Decoy asked.
"We'll use the Just-Us League teleporter." Wonder Babs said.
"We have a teleporter?" Batduck asked.
The four heroes hopped onto the teleporter and they were teleported downtown.
The four superheroes saw a giant robot and it was destroying cars and buildings.
"Alright, Robo-Fiend! That's enough!" Superbun said.
The robot turned around and made several mechanical noises.
"Alright, Robotto R. McRobot! Cease and desist all criminal activities!" Batduck said.
The robot punched a building and it got destroyed.
"No respect for the law, eh? Then, I guess we'll have to get tough!" Batduck said.
He reached in his utility belt and took out a Bat-Missile-Launcher. He launched a missile at the robot, but it dodged and the missile hit the building behind him. The building began to fall… on top of Batduck.
"AAAAAAH!" Batduck screamed as the building fell on top of him.
Superbun flew up and punched the robot.
Several seconds passed.
Then, the robot collapsed and fell to the ground.
Superbun dusted his hands.
Batduck got up from the building's rubble and walked to the robot.
"You think you're so tough, huh? Well, I'll show you!" Batduck began to punch and kick the robot.
"Uh, Batduck?" Superbun said.
"Hi-yah! How about these 'Hammers of Justice'!" Batduck said.
"Batduck…?" Wonder Babs said.
"And how about my 'Fists of Vengeance'" Batduck clobbered the robot.
"Batduck…?" Decoy said.
"And now for the Box Kick of Doom!" Batduck said.
"BATDUCK!" everyone said.
"What?" Batduck said.
"The robot is deactivated." Superbun said.
"Gee. That's great. And now for the Fists of Fury!" Batduck punched the robot.
"Sucker Punch!" Batduck punched it again.
"That means: the robot is defeated!" Decoy said.
"Of course it is. I defeated it! I am so awesome!" Batduck said.
Instead of correcting him and telling him that HE was the one who defeated the robot, Superbun walked up to the robot and used his Telescopic Vision ™ to see the robot close up.
The thing that Superbun found had intrigued him.
"Hello. What's this?" Superbun picked up a piece of paper.
"What is this?" Superbun asked.
"Well, it looks like a flat material consisting of flat sheets made from pulped wood, cloth, or fiber, used for writing or printing things on." Decoy said.
"Actually, I was going to say that it was a piece of paper." Superbun said.
"And look, there's a note!" Wonder Babs pointed to a musical note printed on the back.
"And look here! It's a letter!" Superbun turned the paper around to reveal the letter B.
"And look here. It's a message!" Decoy said as he pointed to another sheet of paper.
Superbun picked it up and read it.
'Hello Just-Us Dweebs.
If you are reading this, then you must have defeated my latest creation! But don't relax yet. I have hundreds more of these robots at my lair! Soon, I'll unleash these robots on the city and they will destroy everything! If you think that you can stop me then just go to my lair on 3517 Evil Street. I'll be waiting! (Insert evil laugh)
PS: This is Wex Wuthor.
"Wex Wuthor! That fiend! He thinks he can stop us! Come on, team! We'll show that diseased maniac what we are made of!" Superbun said.
The four heroes went back to their lair and went to their teleporter.
"Why didn't we just fly there?" Wonder Babs asked.
"This way is faster. Besides, Batduck and Decoy don't have powers. They can't fly." Superbun said.
"Oh yeah." Wonder Babs said.
"Shouldn't we call in help from the rest of the League?" Decoy asked.
"No time for that! We'll have to take on Wuthor ourselves. Either that or we'll die trying!" Superbun said.
"D…die?" Batduck was hesitating.
"And now, for the teleportation process!" Superbun pushed some buttons.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing?" Wonder Babs asked.
"Of course. I mean, why wouldn't I?" Superbun asked.
The teleporter activated and the toons were teleported to another location. They landed over the middle of an ocean.
"Superbun, you fool!" Wonder Babs screamed as they splashed into the water.
Superbun and Wonder Babs flew up out of the water. Batduck and Decoy continued to sink to the bottom.
Batduck, being a duck, was in his natural element and he began to swim to the top of the water. Decoy kept sinking.
'What do I do? I don't know how to swim. If only there was something really hot in this water, I could evaporate the water.' Decoy thought.
Soon, a really hot mermaid (hot as in beautiful. I don't mean to imply that she was on fire or something) was swimming by. The water began to evaporate.
Soon, the toons were stranded in the middle of nowhere.
"Who can help us now?" Decoy asked.
"We can!" a voice said.
The heroes turned to see four kids dressed as heroes.
"Who are you guys?" Superbun asked.
"We're the Toon Titans. I'm Sly-Borg. That's Yeast Boy. And this is Char-Fire. Oh, and that's Craven." the hero said.
"Wow, you guys look cool. Can I join you guys?" Decoy asked.
"Sure. We need a new leader anyway. Our old one quit the job." Sly-Borg said.
"Hey, buzz off! Decoy is MY partner and mine only!" Batduck said.
"Yeah, get your own fanfiction to star in. This is OUR fanfic." Superbun said.
"Oh, alright."
The "Toon Titans" walked away in shame.
Decoy walked up to them.
"Here's my phone number. Call me and we'll set up a meeting." Decoy whispered to them.
Decoy walked back to the others.
"Now what?"
"Now we travel across the world to the bad guy's hideout! Indiana Jones style!" Superbun said.
Indiana Jones music played in the background as the heroes traveled across the world before they made it to Wex's hideout.
"Alright, guys. This is it. Wex Wuthor's hideout. Brace yourselves, guys! This may be the toughest battle of our lives! The ultimate showdown of good vs. evil! Order vs. Chaos. We must not lose hope and we must keep fighting for the hopes and dreams of everyone in…"
Superbun shut up when he found that no one was listening to him. In fact, he was all alone. The other heroes had already gone inside the building.
Suppressing infuriated screams, Superbun burst his way inside to find that the battle had already begun.
"Prepare to die, Just-Us Dweebs!" Wex said.
"Hold it, Wuthor!" Superbun shouted.
"Ah, Superbun! It's about time you showed up! Now the real party can begin!" Wex said, "With my new secret weapon, I shall destroy all of you! And then, I'll use it to take over the city! With the city under my control, soon the rest of the world will get taken down. And all will soon bow to the great Wex Wuthor and then the world will be-!"
"SHUT UP! Just shut up!" said Superbun, "Just SHUT UP for once! That's all villains can do is gloat, gloat, gloat! They're always talking about their evil schemes or their plans to destroy the superhero. It's all you villains say! It drives me insane! You villains are always gloating and bragging but it never means anything! Villain speech is always so cliché! I will destroy the heroes! I will take over the world! I will have my revenge! You villains have nothing good to say! NOTHING AT ALL! Just stop! SHUT UP! I don't want to hear it! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!"
Superbun went berserk and tore down the hideout as he spoke. He was so mad that his laser vision was going haywire. The entire building was beginning to fall under Superbun's attacks.
"Yeah, um, I think I'll just go now…" Wex said as he inched out of the falling building.
Superbun screamed madly and his pupils dilated heavily. He tore the walls down and ate them. His laser vision was destroying everything.
Then the building collapsed on them.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" everyone screamed.
When the dust cleared up, Wex was unconscious on the ground. Batduck, Decoy, Wonder Babs, and Superbun were trapped under the rubble.
"(Cough) (Cough) Well this is a fine mess that you (cough) got us in." Batduck said.
"Sorry, guys. I don't know what came over me." Superbun said.
"Superbun." Wonder Babs said as she tenderly grabbed Superbun's hand.
Superbun blushed as he took her hand.
"What is it?" they asked as their faces got close.
"Wake up." she said.
"Huh?" he asked.
"Wake up…!"
The world began to blur and it faded to black.
Buster Bunny woke up to the voices of his friends.
"Wake up, chowder head. We've got to get moving." said a voice that was undoubtedly Plucky.
"Yeah, come on, Buster. Wake up." Babs said.
"… 5 more minutes…" Buster mumbled.
"Here's the water you asked for, Plucky" Hamton said.
"Thanks." Plucky said.
Plucky splashed the water on Buster's face, and the blue rabbit woke up screaming.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" he screamed.
"Well, I had to wake you up somehow." Plucky said.
After punching Plucky on the noggin, Buster yawned.
"What time is it?" Buster asked.
"10 A.M." Babs said.
"Really? What are we sitting around here for? We have to get to Happy World Land!" Buster said.
"I already packed our stuff. We're ready to leave" Hamton said.
"Good. Then, let's go. Next stop: Happy World Land!" Buster said.
"Hopefully" Plucky muttered.
The four toons left the room and exited the hotel.
"Say, Buster. What were you dreaming about anyway?" Babs asked.
"Nothing special" Buster answered as they walked off.
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Meanwhile…
Monty grumbled to himself as he cleaned his room. It has been one week since Calamity trashed the place while chasing Little Beeper and Monty still hasn't cleaned out the bullets and the broken equipment.
"Stupid coyote. Next time I see him, he's toast." Monty grumbled.
The TV was on in the background and it was tuned to the news.
"In other news: Ye Old Western Town was rescued yesterday as the Coyote Kid was valiantly defeated by four brave heroes." a reporter said.
"Wow, that's some story Janet. Did you get the name of these heroes?" another reporter asked.
"I sure did. Believe it or not, these heroes are a group of brave kids from Acme Acres. They go by the name of Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Plucky Duck, and Hamton Pig."
"Say what?!" Monty said as he turned to the TV.
"Really, is that so?" the reporter asked.
"Definitely. Witnesses claimed that they traveled to their town yesterday and they apparently defeated the local terrorizor, the Coyote Kid."
"I think you mean terrorist" the reporter said.
"What?"
"You said terrorizer. That's not a real word. You mean 'terrorist'." the other reporter said.
"Shut up, Steve! I know what I mean! You're not my teacher!" the other reporter said.
"Is that so? Well, there's only one way to settle this conflict! With a Lightsaber duel!" the reporter said.
"You are on!" the other reporter said.
Suddenly, the two reporters took out two Star Wars Lightsabers and they began to duel each other.
Monty had stopped watching at this point.
'So, those dweebs are STILL alive? They're harder to get rid of than cockroaches!' Monty thought.
He stood there for a minute, thinking about the info that he had learned.
Then, he walked out of the room.
"Grovely!" he shouted.
"Yes, sir?" the butler asked.
"Watch the mansion for me. I'm going on a trip!" Monty said.
"Where to, sir?" Grovely asked.
Monty grinned.
"Happy World Land." he answered.
- end of chapter -
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