Luigi Rush! 2
A/N: Welcome back to Luigi Rush… Chapter Five! Just to recap…Luigi has been somehow plunged unwillingly into Sonic and Tails' dimension, furthermore the evil Dr. Eggman opened a portal to another dimension (Blaze&Nega's) that messed up… as such the two dimensions have intertwined and are ripping each other apart over time. If Sonic, Luigi and Tails don't stop the two Eggmans before it's too late then their world will be merged fully with Nega/Blaze's, thus destroying both of the dimensions…
"My minions!" Eggman yelled standing behind a wooden stand up on the commanding airship, hundreds of smaller airships floated around this one, with thousands of robots with them. "We are in the midst of a dire situation! Because of the stupidity of dear Nega we have lost the Sol and Chaos Emeralds! It is your mission to find and deliver those Emeralds back to us! I have so far one Sol Emerald! NOW GO!" Eggman yelled while Nega gave a small 'humph' at his mention of 'stupidity'. All the robots then saluted and the airships flew off to search for the precious gems. "Now Nega! Go and find the emeralds while I deal with the portal!" Eggman says addressing his counterpart.
"Why should *I* search for them and not you?" Nega asked through slanted eyes.
"So I can keep the false trust with Blaze… and besides, you lost them!" Eggman says and Nega growled slightly agitatedly before climbing into a large robotic device. "I wouldn't advise using that." Eggman states.
"WHY?!" Nega yelled.
"It needs a Chaos Emerald, and don't even try using the Sol Emerald on it! That caused the Egg-Brawler to be unstable!" Eggman says walking off to tell the pilot to return to base. Nega watched him go, knowing that he made a huge mistake informing him of his lose of the Egg-Brawler and the gems…
Luigi looked at the map as he slowly led Tails towards some 'Amy's' place. "Hey Luigi? How much further is it?" Tails asked gasping as he slowly staggered after Luigi.
"Not too far." Luigi says without glancing up.
"Come on Tails, I've not that heavy, and the word is commonly used as farther." Sonic states as Tails carried him.
"So you really think this Amy will be able to help Sonic's leg? Would they even want to help us?" Luigi asked.
"Yeah! Amy and Sonic are dating!" Tails says making Sonic groan.
"We aren't dating, she likes me but she is WAY too weird and… weird… Annnnnyway… she'll swoon over me and my saw leg and try her best to heal it, I'll then let her kiss me and then we leave." Sonic says.
"So you abuse her love for you and get free medical attention?" Luigi asked.
"Not really… I have to kiss her don't I!" Sonic states making it sound like a bad thing.
"Come on, how bad could it be?" Luigi says looking back at Tails and Sonic.
"SONNNNNNNNNNNIC!" Someone screamed and Luigi was pushed aside by a pink furred hedgehog as it ran over to Tails.
"Hey Amy, mind helping me out? My leg hurts sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" Sonic says. Luigi then stood up only to be pushed over by Amy again as she carried Sonic effortlessly to a large pink walled mansion.
"What's wrong Luigi? Tired or something?" Tails asked while flying after Amy. Sighing yet again Luigi followed, before walking through the open door he heard a noise and turned around, staring right back at him was a small furry creature.
"Eid ro evael!" It screeched and ran off. (Just picture the baby Ridley clone from Metroid: Other M, AKA: the furry thingy) (In case you can't imagine the sound it screeched: E-id Row E-Vale)
"Weird…" Luigi mumbled and entered Amy's mansion, straight off Luigi noticed the walls were lined with photos of Sonic… "Creepy…" Luigi mumbled and followed Tails, who didn't seem to have heard or seen the furry creature.
Back at the Floating Fortress a few hours later, Blaze was idly walking around, she wanted to go search for the Sol Emeralds but had to stay still… Eggman forbid it and even though Blaze didn't fully trust him she still listened, that Eggman seemed like a very overpowering person that would vastly give Blaze an upper hand against Nega… so she waited…
"Greetings ex-prisoner!" Egghog says flying by in a hurry.
"Hold up!" Blaze yelled grabbing the small robot.
"WAH! LET GO!" Egghog wailed trying to struggled free from Blaze's grip, it failed and stopped moving, it had went into Sleep mode for some reason.
"Alright robot thingy, where is Nega at the moment? And where are you rushing off to?" Blaze asked the inactive robot. After no response Blaze started to heat her hand up.
"ALRIGHT! I'll speak! Just don't fry my circuits!" Egghog yelled knowing that it wouldn't survive being melted and doubted Eggman would repair it.
"Where were you going?" Blaze asked.
"Station Defrost." Egghog says.
"Why?" Blaze asked.
"To get the 'Fuck-You' cannon for Eggman, he wants it to be welded onto his Eggwalker." Egghog says.
"What is the fuck you cannon?" Blaze asked.
"Well, you aim at someone saying fuck-you and then fire, OR! You aim at someone and fire and they say to you fuck-you, it's basically just an overpowered beam cannon used as a backup weapon or just a 'blow shit up' weapon." Egghog says and quickly flew away. Blaze just watched it go, not even worried about the 'fuck-you' cannon. (I will make a shout-out to whoever can make a review or the such stating where I got the name ''fuck-you' cannon' from!)
"Blaze! There you are!" Eggman says rushing over to Blaze.
"What is it?" Blaze asked looking at the smiling man.
"I have just got news from Cooper, he has found a Chaos Emerald and is willing to give it to us for a low price of one hundred dollars!" Eggman says sounding extremely overjoyed.
"Cooper?" Blaze says confused.
"Ahh, he is not too important, but if you can take the emerald from him and make it seem like Sonic did it then he'll be so deep in shit that we'll have time to fix the portal and send you back safely!" Eggman says.
"And how do I perform this duty?" Blaze asked.
"I will get an operative to… give a heads up to Sonic that Cooper has an emerald!" Eggman says smirking with a sly smile.
"Understood, so tell me Eggman… where do I need to go?" Blaze asked…
^Pika City - Sonic's Apartment^
Up on the tall skyscraper like building Luigi and Sonic sat watching TV while Tails worked on adjusting his Emerald Rader to work with the Sol Emeralds, which they luckily had one of.
"Hey Sonic? Mind turning that down?" Tails asked while he tried to chip off a small sample from the Sol Emerald.
"Sorry Tails, I couldn't hear you, you may have to yell!" Sonic shouts over the car racing.
"Those things sure move fast!" Luigi states loudly.
"COULD YOU PLEASE TURN THAT DOWN!" Tails yelled from behind the couch.
"I think Tails said something?" Luigi says while a car crashed into a safety fence and exploded.
"He usually just rambles on, don't feel too bad for zoning him out." Sonic says as Tails yelled again.
After failing to get them to turn it down Tails takes his stuff out onto the balcony, closing the glass doors to muffle the sound a bit. "Stupid Sonic… oh just zone him out, he only rambles!" Tails mumbled while he tried to chip a bit of the Sol Emerald, for his scanner to work it needs a bit of the Sol Emerald to be able to track them… getting a bit off of the hard gem was however proving to be very hard. Tails put down the chisel and picked up a hammer, he slammed it down causing only his wrist to hurt. "Alright then! Try surviving this!" Tails muttered and picked up his Sledge Hammer, he stood up and swung it back behind him, after doing a dramatic spin he slams it down… doing nothing. "Alright! Take THIS!" Tails yells as he jumped over to the Cyclone (mistakenly misnamed Blue Tornado in the last chapter) and landed down in the cockpit, he pressed a button and the glass covering slid over top. He walked it towards the Sol Emerald and aimed the Volkan Cannon at the Emerald. "Any last words?" Tails asked while the Volkan Cannon locked onto the gem, after a brief second of waiting Tails fired at the Emerald and it 'tanked' the hit.
"Um Tails, what are you doing?" Sonic asked standing in the open glass door, with Luigi standing next to him slightly confused.
"Ah um… getting a piece of the Sol Emerald…" Tails says meekly.
"Why don't you just let me help!" Sonic says and hit the Emerald with his foot, doing nothing. "I just remembered that they aren't glass…" Sonic says walking back inside to sit down, Luigi however walked over and picked up the rectangular gem.
"Mind if I try?" Luigi asked.
"Yeah go ahead, it's not like you'll break it." Tails says opening the glass hatch to get out of the Cyclone. Luigi then held the gem at eyelevel and froze… (not literally)
"Um Luigi, what are you doing?" Tails asked as Luigi just stood there staring at the gem. Luigi didn't answer, he just held the gem still… after about a minute the gem started to glow red a bit, soon it began to glow brightly.
"Here, it should be easier now that it's warm." Luigi says handing over the gem, as soon as Tails touched it he screamed while dropping it. There was now a rectangular burn mark on Tails right glove.
"IT BURNS!" Tails screams running inside, he then took his glove off and stuck his hand in the sink as he ran cold water on it. Sonic smirked and walked slowly over to Tails with a goofy grin. Tails looked at him with a pained face.
"Hey Tails…" Sonic starts snickering.
"What?" Tails asked in pain.
"Problem?" Sonic asked nodding at his red hand (so red it is visibly standing out from Tails' yellow fur). Tails just sighed as Sonic went back to the TV laughing…Outside Luigi looked at the glowing red gem, he stomped down on it in an attempt to break it.
"Hello there! Mind if I take that off your hands!?" A voice says startling Luigi, after glancing up at the source of the voice Luigi screamed as a huge robotic hand slammed him into the glass doors and grabbed the Sol Emerald.
"Luigi!" Sonic shouted as he jumped out the broken glass door and looked up at the large flying robot hovering above the veranda.
"Ahhh! Sonic, you see this? I am always fastest!" Eggman Nega says laughing from the unguarded cockpit of the armed robot. (The one from Sonic 06)
"Nega!" Sonic scolds and Tails ran to his side.
"Give back that emerald!" Tails shouts getting a dark glare from Nega.
"Nice try but… no! See you later!" Nega yells flying off, as he was flying away Luigi ran passed the two heroes throwing fireballs, they mostly missed but the ones that hit did nothing.
"Hold it!" Sonic says rushing forward to grab Luigi before he ran into the guard rails.
"That Nega guy is real crafty, fancy him following us all the way here just for that gem!" Luigi ranted quietly.
"He may have just tracked the emerald." Tails suggests.
"Doesn't matter, what matters is the fact that Nega has at least one of those emeralds." Sonic says watching the small dot of Nega's machine as it flew further away.
Eggman Nega flew slowly back to base, deciding on something 'nasty'. "I have both the Green and Blue Sol Emeralds, maybe I should keep quiet and trick that old fool, he's quite bright but very dull… but matters must be taken if I am to become supreme dimensional overlord…" Nega muttered to himself while holding the two emeralds in one hand.
^The Mercenary Pub^
A large crocodile and Chameleon were peacefully having a few drinks when a oversized Bee flew into their table, spilling their drinks. "Charmy! What the hell!?" The Croc yelled as the Chameleon held his surviving drink tightly.
"Hey Vector! Some guy wants to see us right away!" Charmy, the oversized Bee, says loudly.
"Well quit foolin' around we might have some business!" Vector, the Crocodile, says.
"Tell him to come in here." The Chameleon says sternly.
"Come on Espio, don't be a baby!" Vector says walking towards the two wooden doors of the pub, Charmy followed him. Espio quickly became invisible (by making his body constantly change to the colours around him) and followed them.
"Team Chaotix I presume." A cloaked man says, the man had a very large stomach and looked rather egg shaped. (This should be quite obvious)
"What'cha want and how much you paying?" Vector asked.
"Here's the contract, you'll each two hundred dollars upon signing and a further three hundred after completion." The cloaked figure says as Vector took the contract, he skimmed over it while Charmy and (invisible) Espio looked from over his shoulders.
"Seems simple, anything we should know?" Vector asked.
"That you can't be seen." The person says.
"You my friend, have yourself a deal!" Vector says grinning deviously…
^Sonic's Apartment (That large tower)^
Tails was gone, he had left to search for the Chaos Emeralds with his scanner, leaving Luigi and Sonic to laze around until he came back. Both had decided that TV seemed like a good idea.
"PSST! Don't jump." A voice whispers to Sonic, who quickly jumped off the couch and looked back, what he saw was puzzling; Luigi sitting alone and confused on the couch with no one else around.
"I said not to jump! Screw it!" The voice says scoldingly and a Chameleon appeared behind the couch.
"I infiltrated Dr. Eggmans base and have learnt that a gem you seek is at Cooper's Merchant Store just outside of Pika City." Espio says making Luigi screamed in fright, he then fell off the couch.
"Umm… thanks?" Sonic says watching Luigi stand up shakily.
"No problem, just don't tell anyone I was here…" Espio says vanishing.
"Alright Luigi, let's go straight away!" Sonic says grabbing Luigi's arm and running through the missing glass door, he then jumped over the guard rails sending Luigi and himself plummeting down towards the ground.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THIS!" Luigi screamed as Sonic overzealously preformed tricks…
^Cooper's Merchant^
A man by the name of Peter stood half asleep inside a small tent, many valuable objects were laid out in front of him. "Hey there!" Sonic shouts waking the human up.
"Huh? What you want?" Peter asked tiredly.
"You got any Sol or Chaos Emeralds?" Sonic asked while Luigi stood quietly beside him.
"You're in luck! Cooper got one this morning!" The human says smiling.
"How much?" Luigi asked.
"For the awesome price of two million dollars!" Peter says laughing at how 'low' the price was.
"TWO MILLION! Be serious!" Luigi yelled enraged.
"Quiet Luigi." Sonic says.
"So you buying?" Peter asked.
"Not at that price!" Luigi states but Sonic held a hand to shush him.
"We'll come back later to see if the price holds." Sonic says and Peter nodded. "Come Luigi, we'll find a different gem." Sonic says and Luigi exchanged dark glares with Peter before after they left Blaze turned up.
"Hey you, got any Sol Emeralds?" Blaze asked Peter.
"You're in luck! Cooper got one this morning!" The human says smiling.
"How much?" Blaze asked.
"For the awesome price of two million dollars!" Peter says laughing again.
"Show me it!" Blaze commands and Peter turned around.
"Hey Greg, get us that-" Peter starts. "Oh wait, I just realised I'm after a different item, sorry!" Blaze says and ran off.
"What was that Peter?" Came a slurred yell.
"Don't worry." Peter replied.
Blaze had snuck back to the tent and looked at the back of it, it was flapping in the wind but Blaze had doubts there was nothing behind it. She walked up to the tent and ripper through it with her claws, behind the shredded tent bits was a fat man and a few very pricy items.
"What the? Hey stop!" The man yelled but Blaze quickly lunged at him, she slit his throat while quickly grabbing the Sol Emerald.
"What's going on back there!?" Peter yelled making Blaze dash off.
"Come on Luigi, I got the money!" Sonic says as they sat on a random set of chairs to rest, Luigi had ran off before and Sonic had just found him.
"Seems way too much for it." Luigi says.
"Well too bad, come on!" Sonic says.
"No!" Luigi says.
"Fine, don't get your chance to return home." Sonic says.
"FINE!" Luigi says and the two walked off.
Sonic and Luigi arrived at the tent again and Peter looked at them. "Alright you win! We'll buy that overpriced gem!" Luigi yelled pointing a gloved finger at Peter.
"I'm sorry but someone had just snuck off with it, quite a coincidence that you were to come back only moments after." Peter says.
"It was stolen!" Sonic gasped.
"Sure man! Stop lying and give me that damn emerald!" Luigi yelled and then quickly spoke again, "On second thought I don't like arguments so it's fine that we missed out." Luigi says worried as Peter glared at him.
"What's with all that blood on ya? You look quite suspicious of steeling!" Peter says bringing attention to all the cuts and blood on Luigi's gloves and overalls. (From smashing through the glass earlier)
"Irrelevant, come on… let's go!" Luigi says storming off.
"Give back the gem Luigi!" Peter yelled making Luigi spin around.
"How do you know my name?!" Luigi yelled.
"I heard you talking!" Peter says.
"Luigi…" Sonic began getting his attention, "You didn't take it did you?" Sonic asked thinking back to when he was gone.
"NO! I was with you the whole time!" Luigi yelled slightly worried.
"No you weren't, you ran off." Sonic says.
"Don't make me get Cooper on you!" Peter threatened.
"Screw Cooper! I didn't take it!" Luigi says sounding more worried then angry.
"Then let me frisk you." Peter says climbing over the counter.
"Go on then." Luigi says letting Peter frisk him.
"Hmm… you gave in to easy, alright man! Where'd ya hide it?" Peter asked.
"I told you! I DIDN'T TAKE IT!" Luigi yelled.
"Luigi, if you took it give it back." Sonic says.
"But I didn't…" Luigi stammered.
"Don't make an enemy out of Cooper! I warn you! Life will be hell!" Peter says pointing at Luigi.
"Sorry sir, I'm afraid you've either been mistaken or Luigi has lied to both me and you." Sonic says pulling something from his non-existent pocket.
"Sorry won't pay for the-" Peter started but stopped when Sonic held out some diamonds worth well over the two million price. "Here, to pay for the gem if my friend took it and some more to show we don't want any trouble." Sonic says and Peter took it.
"Thank you, you are both excused." Peter says and Luigi sighed.
"Let's go Luigi." Sonic says walking away.
Luigi began to leave but then looked at Peter, "Just so you know, I didn't actually get it… and if you find a green cap with the letter L on it please find a way to tell me." Luigi says.
"A green cap with a L on it?" Peter says confused.
"Property of Luigi Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom." Luigi says and ran off after Sonic… Peter gave a weak wave while smirking gleefully.
A/N: Haven't posted for ages but I really want to, now time to edit this into Fanfiction and hope it formats…