A/N from the present: LMAO ok so I was cleaning my computer files as I get ready to go to college and I found this and realized I never posted it. It made me chuckle - both out or nostalgia and cringe- so I thought I'd share it with whoever still follow this story. Mind you, this was over four years ago. Enjoy!

A/N: Yo yo yo what up my home skillets? Let me stop, sorry. But whoa. I haven't talked to you guys since 2013. So happy new year, and happy valentine's day. Let's catch up: I started 9th grade, and it's been pretty good. I finished this semester with high honors and a 98 GPA whoop. Here's the next chapter in this slowly progressing story. Thanks for being so patient guys.

Disclaimer: I am of the feminine species, therefore cannot be James Patterson, and cannot own the series.

Fang POV

I'd only be on the road for a few days, but it felt like forever, because as each day passed, my images of Max and Dylan canoodaling became more vivid. And it made me mad, really freaking mad. The fact that he had the audacity to march into and ruin the one time in my life that things were finally going the way I'd always dreamed of.

Valentine's day is a day you're supposed to spend with the most important people in your life, and mine had been the complete opposite. No, I am not the kind of guy to get all mushy gushy touchy feely, but Ella's party was supposed to be my time with Max, my time to make up for the two years I wasted; not my time to be knocked out by an oversized squirrel, and most certainly not my time to have my girlfriend kidnapped by her demonic ex-boyfriend.

I present to you my life, ladies and gentlemen.

Max POV

Here are a few poems I came up with on the way to my captivity.

The first one is called, Dylan.

Dylan

I think you are quite stupid

Because I hate you

And I'm waiting for my boyfriend to kick you

-Maximum Ride

The second one is called, Get Me Out of Here

Get Me Out of Here

Get me out of here

It smells a lot like pee

Or maybe that's just me

Just kidding it's Dylan.

-Maximum Ride

I think I have immense potential.