Frisk walked from the hallway into the next room. A figure with a white sheet draped over their form was blocking the path. Frisk could see white paws coming from beneath the sheet, and long horns, almost twice the width of Asriel's poling through the top. Frisk went up to the figure, who had dozed off. Guessing from the deep, low pitched snoring, the figure was male. As Frisk got near though, they realised that he was actually pretending to be asleep. Frisk gave the figure a little shove
The figure attacked and Frisk went into battle mode. Frisk smiled patiently at the man. "Just leave me be." The man said sternly, sending a wave of fire bullets that fell in no particular pattern, but were easy enough to dodge.
Frisk told a joke "What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer." Frisk said (I know it's not the best, but my mind is blank in terms of jokes) The man laughed. He did not feel up to attacking, so he made his bullets avoid Frisk on purpose. Frisk told the man another pun. "What did you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still No-eye-deer!.
The man laughed harder. "Let me try..." The man said, seeming lost in thought." What did one plant say when the other plant was lying? I don't be-leaf what you are saying is true to it's roots!" The man said. Frisk laughed, making the man happy.
"NGAHHHHHHH you WON! earned 0EXP and 0GOLD!" The voice said as the battle ended.
"Ah, I usually come to the Ruins to see my son, but it seems as though I have met someone new, who is a nice person instead. I'll get out of your way." The man said, walking into the northern room. Frisk decided to check out the eastern room first.
In the eastern room, there was a sign that said 'Spider bakesale. All proceeds go to real spiders.' Frisk decided to leave some g in the small web. Some spiders crawled down and gave them a dougnut.
Frisk then went to the northern room, which was another hallway, there were three frogs in the room. Towards the end of the room, Frisk got a call from Asriel. "Hello, I haven't cleaned up in ages, so feel free to pick up what you see laying about. Though, you might want to keep room in your pockets for other stuff." Asriel said, before hanging up. Frisk only had two pockets, the three peices of Monster candy and the doughnut fit easily in one pocket, whilst the other pocket was completely empty. What was amazing though, was the doughnut didn't make any mess in the pocket, in fact it didn't even get any lint on it.
In the next room, Frisk noticed six obvious pitfalls. They went into the one nearest to them, where they fell into a room with a vegetable poking it's head out of the ground. Turns out it was a sort of a giant parsnip with a face. Frisk patted their stomach, saying that they were hungry. "Eat your greens!" The vegetable said, sending an array of bullets down at Frisk and one green bullet shaped carrot. Frisk manouvered their soul through the bullets to touch the green bullet. they got hit by a couple of the bullets before their soul touched the green bullet and 1 hp was healed.
Frisk was then able to spare them. "NGAHHHH tou WON and earned 0EXP and 5GOLD!" The voice said, before Frisk exited battle mode. Frisk climbed back up and went down the pitfall on the opposite wall. There they found a faded ribbon, which they equiped. Frisk didn't know why the bandage on their cheek was magically put into their pockets, and why it couldn't stay on their face, but they shrugged it off. (You cannot wear more than one extra article of clothing so it seems)
Frisk climbed back up and went to the pitfall next to the one they just fell down. They saw the man from before. "Howdy, it seems as though I have fallen down, can you help me get back up? Ah, excuse my manners, I forgot to excuse myself, my name is Asgore." Asgore said.
"You know the ladder is right there." Frisk said, pointing to the ladder.
"Ah, so it is. Thank you human." Asgore said, climbing up the ladder.
Frisk climbed back up as well. They went to the pitfall on the opposite wall to the one they just fell down. Frisk found a lever and pulled it. They heard a clikcing sound.
Frisk went into the next room, there were three switches, none of them in this room did anything. Frisk then went into the next room. Frisk saw a blue switch behind a pillar, they heard a clicking sound when it was pressed. In the next room, they went past the blue switch, going to the green switch, which was behind the next nearest pillar. The next room, all switches were visible, though they went for the red switch, at the furthest end of the room.
The next room was a hallway, that branched into two different directions. Frisk took the eastern path first, entering a balcony, where a toy knife was on the ground. Frisk decided to leave it be as they had no need for it.
Frisk walked down the northern path, which lead to a room with a house at the end and a tree surrounded by red leaves. " That took longer than I anticipated" Asriel said, calling Frisk. He set down the phone when he saw Frisk. "Ah you're here, and not a scratch." Asriel said, Frisk had eaten some monster candy, which they were surprised healed their HP.
"Come small one, I have a surprise waiting for you!" Asriel said, leading Frisk towards the house.
"NGAHHHH the smell of freshly baked pie fills YOU with DETERMINATION!" The voice said as Frisk saved.