WHAT IF'S...
its midnight so. I updated.
I'm not cut for humour but I tried... gosh.
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INTRO:
Every one who knew Lucy would say that she's a kind hearted girl with a patience of a saint. To be honest, she's quite famous and she's the only one who didn't know about that fact.
She's the only one that they can describe that can be near to a saint when it comes to patience. They like to think that she's a cinnamon roll and also the sanest person in their guild.
One of the mystery that all people wonder is how in the seven hell could she keep up with how crazy everyone know fairytail is.
Nevertheless, the fact is saints are still humans and so is she.
Now let's get this prompt started.
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Day 02: LOUD
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Magnolia is a serene sight every winter.
A silent morning-
CRASH!!!!!
It is another day, a new day where...
BAM!!?!
'Tsk. Damn it' she glares at her door.
BOOM!!!!!!%'*
'Fuck it' she grumbles as she hid herself under the thick blanket of hers.
Its winter and all she wanted to do is sleep.
CRASH?;#££$=
She just got home from her job with Erza-mama-bear-Scarlet. Nonetheless, her body still hurts from their journey that turned out to be a scam and mob robbery. Thus, Erza being Erza she is... You wouldn't want to know what happened to the said gang that just tried to steal their (Erza's precious collection of a certain ahem handsome bluenette mage) stuff and reward without being...
BAM?!?!THUD?!#£CLANK'%#%$WOOSH?!?!BABOOMMM!!!
(A sprouting rainbow of shitty curse words was heard*)
'damn it.'
Lucy glares at her door and she didn't want to know what's happening behind it, for she (-for Mavis sake please no-*) heard the clanks of pans and explosion. She wouldn't comment at the smell.
BOOM!%%#¶$$
( followed by NUMEROUS and COLORFUL CURSE WORDS*)
The moment she recognized the voice of Natsu and Happy she felt her patience is wearing thin. (She wouldnt care if they destroy the kitchen or the living area but.*) Like seriously cant those two idiots keep their mouth shut? She is really on the verge of taking Mira Jane's advice on sewing their mouth.
Or
'I'll castrate them' Lucy thought to herself as she sat on her bed, she couldnt sleep and take a rest if those two are as loud as elfman or those blue fucking unicorns ugh Pegasus.. She couldn't help but to plan on how to torture the two poor souls her best friends are.
CRASH.
(The sound of that crash made Lucy summon all her spirits in one go.)
Lucy heard her boyfriend curse at what seemed like he broke her new set of chinaware.
'Gray, I hope I'm not thinking you broke my precious chinaware.
Please not them. Not my precious babies that Levy my sweet innocent cinnamon roll gave to me on my birthday.'
CRASH.
(Snap*)
CRACK.
(She heard the last sound of her precious gift gave such a dramatic sound of crack... To be honest Lucy is now doubting sanity as she felt her sleep deprived self snap. Suddenly she felt the pain again near her stomach...)
"Men should experience the pain of being a woman" she said viciously while considering on getting a hot pack in the kitchen.
She knew that her killing intent is flowing outside the bedroom because she heard Gray curse in panic, Happy began to wail, and Natsu- that idiot- seems to be crashing on something again.
She stood up and open her door so slowly ( ominously*) that the boys could hear the creaking sound of the door as if they were in a horror move.
She somehow knew the boys are holding there breath as she notice Happy trembling in fear.
Its like ten times worse when they saw a certain dragon.
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IN which, In world were fairytail there is one unspoken rule that is only exclusive for the male members.
And its to memorize 'THE CALENDAR'.
The boys knew not to anger any women in their guild, especially on certain days of every month. They experienced the fury and wrath and left them traumatized for life.
Like how a simple and innocent chilli is one of every male mage of FT has a phobia in it.
How they knew the information? Is a mystery. Now back to the story.
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However the moment the three saw how her eyes stares at them, they knew they are dead. Natsu and Happy immediately regretted to help Gray to cook on this certain day, as they just remembered the calendar.
Lucy blinks her eyes, only to see the three clad in apron, while holding trays of burnt, frozen, and unrecognizable food.
"L-Lucy!!!!" The three says in unison.
"Gray... Explain..." she didnt notice her voice is void of emotions. All Lucy felt is she isnt in the mood to entertain their fucking prank.
"Iwanttotryrogiveyousomebreakfastinbedafterweseemtoforgetthattodayisouranniversary?!"he shouted and for some reason Happy and Natsu are gone.
Gray notice the two assholes are gone... Nakama? Fuck that shit.
Lucy also noticed that the two vanished and for some reason Loki's key is missing. Damn those two loud brats. She'll castrate those two later.
"Andyouseemsosickthatyouignoredmelastnightsoidecidedtocookforyou!"
She stared at their table full of food. She forgot that after all, the four or five (her, Gray, Erza, happy and Natsu*)of them lives in the same bungalow house with four bedrooms due to some financial issues.
She stared at her boyfriend who is wearing her apron, her pink and frilly apron... In his boxers...
It is appealingly hot in her opinion but she wouldn't say it outloud nor she isn't in the mood to fuck around.
STILL... fuck, she hate her hormones and her being way too emotional when she's in her days.
She didn't know what to say, but after seeing the mess, the effort, and the fucking Loud morning she woke up, she wouldn't deny that she is touched.
Still they are fucking loud and she would never eat those food they prepared.
"I think I'll try to eat those later, but now..." She said to her boyfriend. It is a lie, she'll throw it later. She wouldn't risk her and her friends and her boyfriend to be food poisoned.
"Lucy, you aren't angry?"
"No."
"Really?" She heard Gray said in disbelief while giving her his best puppy eyes which creeps her out. She could literally see the ears and tail on him.
"I'm livid." She said and saw the kicked puppy look on her boyfriend which secretly amused her.
"Not really, but as just I'm about to say. You. Me. Bed. Now. Let's cuddle, I'm still in pain and sleepy." She said again when she saw the dejected look of her boyfriend... Damn her hormones...
She noticed that Gray blushes and she too after realizing what she just said.
Just then her fucking boyfriend gave a mischievous Cheshire cat like grin towards her.
Fuck...
"I-I s-said CUDDLE! IDIOT!"
-end-
What happened to the food after the two lovebirds woke up the next day, let's just say Erza spoon fed Natsu and Happy.
Thus, the three guys learned that they shouldn't be so loud in the morning, and never forget the calendar.
-extra end-
TBC
A fluff and humour attempt. Gosh this is embarrassing.
next chapters are quite heavy in an emotional level..
thanks guys.. jayotaku and chocoforest for the review.
day 3: ordinary
day 4: tremble
day 5: playground
day 6: fragrance*
day 7: trace
bonus day: "memorable moments"
or "last day on earth"
( this will be a long chapter*)
genre: will be vary...
but to be honest, this will feel like a whole story but not in chronological order.