I woke up this morning, satisfied from my first day here...ok to be honest, I'm not really satisfied at all. I wanted to do history...HISTORY. But no I just had to get stuck with ELA...It's not even fair, I've been around longer than Robin so I obviously know more about history than him...I mean I was there for some of the things that happened.
Even though it is only my second day I think I need a day off to think about why I should stay here. I guess I should think about the students needs but...sometimes I have to put me first.
Just as I finish my slight self ranting I hear a knock on the door to Rosalina's and my room.
I trudge over to the door, annoyed that my thoughts were interrupted, and open it. As soon as it's fully open I am staring into the face (er...well I'm not sure if he even has a face) of Masterhand himself.
"Palutena, why are you not in your classroom? Don't you know that classes begin in a little while?" he said seeming slightly angered with me.
"Well Masterhand...I can't teach today because of...Hades...um...Hades has threatened to attack the school and I need to watch him to make sure we can stop him before it's too late."
"Oh." Masterhand said showing that he thought he intruded on something important.
"Yes, and I would like to know if I can take the day off to make sure there are no interruptions in my surveillance."
"Well...that should be fine, as long as you are helping to ensure the safety of our school."
"Thank you, Masterhand." I said lucky that he believed my story.
He nodded before heading towards the staircase leading back to his office, leaving me standing in the doorway a little stunned at how gullible he was. He was almost as gullible as Pit...
Anyways since I just told him that I'd be "checking" on Hades I will have to take out my All Seeing Eye (well not really the original since it's too big...this ones more like a...hmm, what was it that humans call it...um...a tablet, I think...), that way so if anyone intrudes on my "day off" I will have a perfectly reliable alibi.
While looking through the mess of things scattered across the floor of our room I get an idea. What if I actually do use the All Seeing Eye, but not to watch Hades, to watch people around the school. I'm pretty sure there is no rule against...well what would that be called...um spying...no let's not call it that...let's call it being a guardian by watching over the students. Yes that sounds way better than plain old ordinary spying.
Before I do anything though...I think I'm going to need a lot of popcorn for this because it is probably going to be interesting. I quickly sneak downstairs without being seen and grab as many bags as I can hold, then bring them back to my room. As soon as I returned I threw them onto my bed and then flopped down on Rosalina's bed (yes, I know that doesn't sound very goddess like but we all can't be graceful all the time) keeping one of the bags in my hands.
Ok so day off? Check. Popcorn? Check. All Seeing Eye? No check...where is it? I know I left it in the closet...didn't I? I'm not so sure anymore...(especially with this mess that Rosalina and I call a room) where could it be...
As soon as I finish questioning where I could've possibly put it, I suddenly spot it partially sticking out of my sock drawer.
So that's where it went. Oh well, there's no use dwelling on my past choices. Anyways I quickly retrieve my once lost item and turn it on, lighting the room with a faint glow.
"Hmm who can I get..." Rushing through my thoughts and memories of who is here, I cross the Principal; Master Hand. I open up a bag of popcorn. "This is gonna be fun!" I squealed, I've kinda been wanting to do this for a while in Skyworld but Pit is predictable and Pittoo... he just watches fight scenes all day. Even when I call him to eat.
The Screen shows the inside of Master Hand's office, switching my tension and excitement to more of a creeped out emotion. He was...using finger puppets (...or should I call them 'hand puppets'...?). Well that's quite like him if I say. Wait... is that me? He has all the schools students as puppets? And the teachers? Why...? I dismiss the watch on his room, looking for another person to watch.
Marth. I scan my memories. Where is his room? I remember, putting the "camera" on his room. So at first glance his room seems like a normal persons room, Clean and organized (ok so maybe not all normal people's rooms are clean...). Everything looked and seemed normal until I decided to look a little closer at the top of his dresser. The whole entire top is cover with rows of small glass bottles.
So he likes cologne...it would make sense...
Just as I finished my thought I saw a sliver of pink on one of the bottles and upon further inspection it could be seen that he has...perfume??
Um...well ok then...someone must really like to smell like a girl. Ok enough with Marth's room...(especially since I think I've seen enough...)
Alright I need someone who is barely seen, someone barely noticed...
I grab my daily attendance list and began putting little stars next to the ones I already spied...no wait...checked on (I think I probably should've done this from the start...)
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Class 1:
Dark Pit
Ganondorf
Greninja
Kirby
Link
Luigi
Peach
Pikachu
Pit
Zelda
Class 2:
Corrin
Game n' Watch
I've Climbers
Lucina
Mario
Pichu
Samus
Shulk
Toon Link
Villager
Class 3:
Bowser Jr.
Cloud
Diddy Kong
Lucas
Megaman
Ness
Pokémon Trainer
Roy
Wolf
Yoshi
Class 4:
Captain Falcon
Charizard
Duck Hunt
Falco
Fox
Lucario
Marth *
Olimar
Pac-Man
Sonic
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Ok so far I've only done Marth but I still have a lot of time. Alright, who's next...let's see...um...Ness. I quickly change the "camera" a few times until I find him sitting on his bed gripping his bat so hard that I can see his fingers whiten at the knuckles.
I wonder what he's so mad about? Maybe I should watch for a bit and see what he does...
About 20 mins later he's still sitting there with the same expression on his face and still gripping his bat tightly. Maybe I should just read his mind to make things easier for me.
Ok so let's see...he's mad at...Bowser Jr. for...bothering Lucas...and he wants to...nope, not reading his mind anymore...this is way to dark for me...
Ok moving on to the next person...let's see...um...Villager...
Finding his room wasn't very hard because he literally has his room right next door to mine.
Even without looking into his room, I can hear something fall from the other side of the wall. It makes me a bit more anxious to find out what's behind that door.
As soon a I position the "camera" on his room I see a whole bunch of small stone statues of the students...but one is missing...
As I look at the floor I see a decapitated Mario statue...
Oh...well then now I know where it went but...I should just...um...go watch someone else...
I abandon my watch on his room and check my popcorn supply. There's only enough to check on two more people...(it's such a tragedy...)
I put my All Seeing Eye on the bed beside all the empty popcorn bags and then...I'm suddenly bored. Ok I need to watch more...I just can't help myself. But first...I need more popcorn.
I once again stealthily leave my room on search of more popcorn. As soon as I turn the corner I see Link and Zelda talking in the hallway near the dorms.
This has to be interesting...well I hope it will be interesting...
I quickly return to my room and throw open the door as quickly as I could, making a quick dash for my All Seeing Eye.
As soon as I touch it I am rewarded with its faint glow as a sign of it still being in tact. I instantly begin searching for the hallway where they are. After I get it in the perfect position I look back at my remaining popcorn stash...I'm pretty sure that I have enough...
I rapidly turn my attention back to the screen and watch their drama (ok well I hope there will be drama) unfold...
"Zelda...I'm still trying to find out why Peach was in the closet that day...I kinda don't believe that she was trying to skip classes" Link said with a confused look taking over his normal facial expression.
"Well...maybe she didn't lie...maybe she was hiding from our new ELA teacher...what was her name...Palutena. She seemed kinda scared of her earlier, she was pretty scary though, remember" she said trying to defend her friends actions.
(What I am not scary...I just try to do what's best and make sure everyone is safe...by spying on them)
"Yea, I know but there's something about her skipping classes that doesn't make sense, if she was so scared of her, and that's a if, then she wouldn't have thought of skipping because she would've been scared to get caught." The expression on Link's face was like one of a lawyer who was proving everyone wrong.
"That's true" she simply replied, with her face contorting into a confused look.
"Also she avoided eye contact the whole time, she was looking down at the floor."
"If only I could read minds..."
(Oh she may not be able to...but I can...)
"Yea me too sometimes. Anyways I gotta go. I'll see you later Zelda."
"Ok. Bye" she replied waving.
I decided to keep the "camera" on Zelda so that I could read her mind but just as I ate my final piece of popcorn my door was opened so quickly that it slammed into the wall.
I jumped a little and turned to see my intruder...and it was...Pit...
"Lady Palutena...do I smell popcorn" he asked seeming a little excessive.
"Um...yes" I replied bluntly.
"So you were eating popcorn...and watching a movie" he said gesturing at my All Seeing Eye.
"Um...yes" I replied again.
"Oh can I watch with you?"
"Pit...the movie is already over" I said standing and turning off my All Seeing Eye. "Plus there's no more popcorn left."
"Aww man" he replied disappointedly leaving my room.
"Hey Pit" I began, watching him turn around in the doorway excitedly.
"Yes Lady Palutena."
"We could always eat popcorn and watch a movie another time...that is if you get good grades in all of your classes."
With that he perked up a little.
"Ok. But do you promise?"
"Yes. I promise Pit, and I always keep my promises."
"Thanks. See you later Lady Palutena."
"Bye."