Warnings: future SLASH (boy x boy), MAJOR NO-MAGIC!AU (Alternate Universe, specifically the Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town setting), possible OOC, life story

Pairings: TMR/HP, implied AD/GG, implied KS/NT (Kingsley x Tonks), onesided JP/LE

Standard disclaimer applies: I do not own Harry Potter or any brand you recognize in this story. J.K. Rowling is credited with the creation of these characters (I'm not fond of using OCs in my own fanfiction). I also do not own the Harvest Moon series by Natsume.


Harry was suitably amused when Tom summoned him with another pineapple.

"I hate people," the farmer declared.

"Aww, it's okay, Tom," the Harvest God cooed, eyes shining with vindictive delight. "Come tell this deity all of your troubles!"

Even though Harry was teasing him, Tom could not resist the offer. He took a seat right in front of the pond and spit out of all of his frustrations. Harry had trouble deciding whether he was outraged on behalf of his charge, highly entertained, or a teensy bit jealous.

But Tom didn't know that. He was too busy ranting to see.


Posted in its full form on Ao3, except for the sequel and the eventual epilogue :). I'll be posting 5 of these per a day (I think?), but because it's long that might become 10 a day.