Why?
Why is my luck so terrible? All I wanted was to go take a lunch and what happened? Iggnies happened. Iggnies 'Club Foot' Roan. Ensign in Garps unit. Baby face clumsy clumsy Iggnies. Turns the corner at top speed and smashs into me in the process. All the folders filled with paperwork and letters that need to be mailed by the coo are flying in the air in a split second and where am I?
On the ground bum first and what was that cracking? Oh...I think that was my hip bone. "Miss Laputa! I am so sorry I was in a rush!" (OBVIOUSLY!) "Are you ok miss? By the All Blue Vice-Admiral Garp is going to kill me! Here let me help you."
Oh god. He want to help? What do I do? If he helps then there's a damn good chance that things will get worse. Smile. Just smile. Put him at ease and send him on his way.
"It's alright Ensign Iggnies. Accidents happen and I'm alright (minus the fact that I think my ass is cracked) so I'll pick up everything since I know what order it all needs to go in after all." "Ma'am! Please allow me to assist you in someway! Did the fall hurt you? Can I help you to the infirmary?!" "That's really not needed, What's got you all in a rush today?" I say as I'm picking up the documents. "Its one of the recruits ma'am. Garp was running them through a training exercise with several of the newbies and it ended with them being thrown around by the Vice-Admiral into the air. One of them was sent through an office window and trashed said office in the process."
I stand up with my newly collected folders. "Garp has done things like this many times before and its not usually such a panic that follows Iggnies." "Yes ma'am but this office happens to belong to Vice-Admiral Sakazuki." Was the horrifying response from the still shaking Ensign. Sakazuki?! That scowling, storm cloud, constantly angry angst filled Marine of Absolute Justice?! Oh my god if those repairs aren't done quickly before he gets back to his office he'll raise hell within the ranks.
"Go now! Don't worry about the damage reports. Just fill me in on the supplies you need later and I'll take care of the damage costs!" No wonder he was running around in such a panic. "Yes ma'am, thank you ma'am!" As we go our separate ways I can hear shouting as he narrowly evades someone carrying...is that a chicken?
I don't want to know. Keep walking, keep walking. Need to find Garp after lunch to make sure he'll be attending the Shichibukai meeting at 2. Lunch sounds really nice about now. I even brought leftovers from home. Homemade potato soup with a roll. Yum. Maybe the pavilion is empty so I can relax there.
Lord knows with this job I need all the peace I can get when I can get it.
AUTHORS NOTES.
I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE! I DO OWN LAPUTA LAUREL.
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