GENERAL P.O.V

"Ah, no thank you."

"I'm sorry?"

"I don't want to be a witch."

"It's magic girl, who doesn't want to wield legend itself?"

"I don't. I like my life the way it is. The most I'd use it for is cleaning my apartment. I have no use for magic, but thank you for the offer sir."

Heads are going back and forth between the verbal opponents watching the match, watching as the short secretary bows and attempts to walk away very quickly to the door. Several shocked that she'd outright refuse to accept the rarity of the situation and is attempting to escape the Gororsei by using a quick zigzag maneuver to dodge his hands and cane as he tries to either catch her or subdue her. Either way was fine with him.

"Garp! Talk some sense into your secretary!" Kong is up and blocking the door at this point. Backpedaling now she's now in the path of the table The egg feels...sad? Mourning? Depressed? Maybe all of the above? Why am I feeling it's emotions still? A rough hand grabs her arm and pulls her towards a chair.

"Uahh, what's so special about you girl, that out of everyone here you of all people made the egg glow?" Trying to pull her arm from the hand that turned out to belong to Crocodile which was useless and quite simply ended up just irritating the Warlord and causing him to pull her closer until she ended up almost in the mans lap, his head tipped down till noses brush against each other. "I said girl, what makes you so special?" Smoke escapes his slightly open mouth around his cigar blowing into her face in the process.

P.O.V.

Oh that's it. I am sick and tired of people trying to intimidate me today! "There is absolutely nothing special about me. I am an ordinary person trying to stay just that. Ordinary." I stop trying to get my arm back which is completely pointless I stand to my full 5'6 height, (which is laughable to every person in this room) nose to nose I hiss "And I am most certainly not a GIRL. I am a full grown woman who sees that this is simply an intimidation game to you and I insist that you let go of my arm before Garp rips it off." Up until this point Garp and the other Vice-Admirals had been sitting at the table watching how the events played out. Kuzan and Borsalino sitting side by side placing bets on how long I could hold out on the Gorosei and Kong, Garps been just laughing the entire time while bragging to Tsuru about his secretary being able to use magic and Sengokus head is still in his hands and I'm pretty sure he's just depressed at this point listening to Garp.

But the moment Crocodile decided to grab my arm Kuzan and Garp are out of their seats, Borsalino is lifting his hand just in case and Akainu is halfway out of his seat to protect the Marines newest asset. (Which is practically the main reason I'm trying to get the hell out of here!) Looking around Crocodile clicks his teeth in annoyance and releases my arm. That's going to leave a bruise bastard! " You would learn well to watch your tongue woman before you lose it." "Mah mah Crocodile sir if I lost my ability to speak then who would make sure your verbal repertoire is kept on point?" Sassing back feels so good. Even though I know that after the look he cuts me he would rather gut me with his hook but doesn't want to risk the wrath of the Marines in the room. Chuckling comes from Mihawk and Doflamingo as they enjoy watching their colleague lose his match with a woman not even a fraction of their abilities.

A grinding noise comes from the table, looking up I see a horrifying sight. The egg has tipped over and has started to roll across the oak table towards me. Oh….oh no. Those feelings are back too. Only this time it's stubborn determination and there's an easy guess into what that eggs determination is. To reach me and make contact, and if that happens then my simple life is gone! Where is a good place to…aha!

The eggs is off the table making the Gorosei screech like a little village girl getting her first look at a Sea King. Now it's simply rolling in a wide circle around the chair I've ended up perching myself upon. I know it's not the most noble thing to do but I don't want this thing to touch me!

"Garp put me down!" "Bwahaha just accept the fact that this is what's going to happen girlie!" Picking me up with one hand off the chair and the egg with the other he taps the egg against my forehead and a loud crack fills the air as a fracture almost snaps the egg in two.

Sniffing is the first thing I realize is coming from the egg. A soft snout topped with white fur pokes out of the fracture causing the egg to shatter completely in Garps hand. Golden yellow fur, white socked feet, white tipped tail and long golden yellow pointed ears that are far too big for this tiny body are the characteristics I see. A fox. A tiny golden fox has hatched out of the egg and is looking at me with a tiny fanged grin and big purple eyes sparkling with excitement looking into mine. "Hi! It's finally nice to meet you mistress! My name is Meeko and I'm your familiar. I'm an Inari of the Fox Varity." He/she squeaks out.

….it talks…a fox is talking to me….a animal is talking….

"Bwahaha. She fainted!"

I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE I OWN MY O.C.