Wii Fit Trainer X Samus
Trainer: That was a very good meal. high fat intake, but low in- Ahhhhhhhh!
Samus: ... What are you staring at?
Trainer: You... you... you're...
Samus: Yes, yes. It's me, Samus Aran. Intergalactic Bounty Hunter, murderer of planets, bask in my eternal glory, no I don't do auto-
Trainer: Beautiful!
Samus: ... Excuse me?
Trainer: Your physique is incredible! You stand tall, your back straight, as if you saw yourself on top of the world! You walk with powerful strides, as if nothing could even slow you down!
Samus: Nothing can, really
Trainer: Oh, I believe it. Your abs are simply DIVINE. *Sigh* My only wish is to... Hey! Where are you going? Wow... she looks just as good from behind!
Support B
Samus: An odd prickling feeling at the back of my neck... it would be appear the Hunter is now the Hunted.
Trainer: Ah, so you have refined your senses to their very peak! It must help you in your line of work!
Samus: Not really. You were lumbering around like a Sheegoth.
Trainer: Tch. Your words wound me. Anyway... I was... umm... I...
Samus: Spit it out.
Trainer: Train with me? Pretty please?
Samus: I get all of the training I need in combat. Leave me.
Trainer: Come on! It'll be fun!
Samus: ...
Trainer: Ugh. What is her problem?
Supper A
Trainer: What cha doing?
Samus: Studying. Leave me.
Trainer: Studying for what?
Samus: ...
Trainer: Come on! I've been watching you every where you go. You just read all the time. Where's all the excitement in your life?
Samus: It's not like we're seeing people get killed every other day.
Trainer: Don't be like that. A girl's gotta have fun too.
Samus: Hmph.
Trainer: How'd you get so strong anyway? I've been training for years, and I don't think I've ever seen... well, you look great, is all.
Samus: I'm not going to help you.
Trainer: ... Huh?
Samus: I've been watching you too. You've been sticking close to me because you are afraid of what's out there. You're rather nervous about confronting the enemy. You don't necessarily want my protection... you want to learn from me.
Trainer: I... huh? How did-
Samus: Don't try to be me. You're fine the way you are.