Olimar and Donkey Kong

Olimar: Ah, there's far too much going on these days. I can't even keep track of all the Pikmin we're losing anymore. What a crying shame...

*He looks down at the ground*

Olimar: A Banana? Where did this come from? ... perhaps I should send this to Koppai. They could always use more fruit. Perhaps there is more in the area...

Donkey Kong: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRGHHHH

Olimar! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Supper B

Olimar: That beast may not be the biggest threat we have ever faced, but we need that fruit. Hmmm... It's a first for us to fight something that doesn't necessarily prey on Pikmin. Whites should sit this one out. I think a splattering of Red, Purple, and Rock Pikmin is what we need...

Donkey Kong: RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRGH!

Olimar: Ah! No! Get away from the Onion! That is really valuable! Someone... anyone! Help meeeeeee!

(Donkey Kong scampers off, just as suddenly as he appeared)

Olimar: Ah... that was close... what a ferocious beast! I must take those banana's for Koppai! But how to go about it?

(Donkey Kong jumps back and attacks)

Olimar: nooooooooo Get AWAY!

Support A

Olimar: Hmph. That beast seems intent on frightening me away from it's hoard more then attacking the Pikmin. Perhaps if I simply keep it busy while the Pikmin take the bananas, we shall able to succeed...

Donkey Kong: RAWWWWRRRRRRRRRGH!

Olimar: Ahaha!

Donkey Kong: Waaaaaaaaah!

Olimar: Haha! Yellow Pikmin make fine holes, and White Pikmin are unusually talented at crafting traps! This was not a bad idea, all things considering. Now I can grab those bananas unhindered...

Donkey Kong: ... Ummm. Excuse me.

Olimar: Ah! It can talk!

Donkey Kong: Yes, of course I can talk. *Leaps out of the pit*

Olimar: Ah!

Donkey Kong: We are on the same side, Captain. We fight together all the time, have you not noticed?

Olimar: Really? I... errr, am not very good with faces.

Donkey Kong: Hmph. What were you wanting to do with my bananas, anyway? I have asked around, and I already know that your kind only eat vegetables...

Olimar: There are some good friends of that need fruit to survive. I was hoping that I could send those bananas to them, but as they are yours...

Donkey Kong: Take them.

Olimar: ... Huh?

Donkey Kong: I have more then enough, anyway. I am having trouble transporting them all, and I suppose it's best they are put to a good use.

Olimar: ... That's very nice of you! Thank you very much! The people of Koppai... well, I, personally, thank you from the bottom of my heart.