Peach X Link

Peach: Ahh... wow, such a lovely waterfall! I almost feel like going for a swim!

Link: I wouldn't if I were you, Princess.

Peach: Why ever not?

Link: Snakes. They're known to be man eaters around these parts.

Peach: Well, if I don't bother them, they won't bother me, will they!

Link: What? No, get back here!

Peach: Wheeeeeeee... Ahahahahahaha! It's so nice!

Link: Princess, please, it's really not safe...

Peach: Oh, don't be such a bore! Come on! It looks... Lovely...

Link: No, wait! Ahhhh!

Peach: *Splash*

Link: Ugh... What a stubborn woman!

Peach: Come in, the water's great!

Link: Get out of their right now! There's one coming-

Peach: Haha... hey there, friend. How are you today?

Link: ... Are they having a conversation?

Peach: Ah, how interesting...!

Link: What a strange girl...

B Support

Link: Princess, Mario's been asking for you.

Peach: Whatever for?

Link: Bowser is being uncooperative, apparently.

Peach: I will see what I can do.

Link: You always do, Princess.

Peach: Bowser... he is not much for showing his feelings, is he? He's terrified of losing those he cares about, yet he doesn't know how to express it.

Link: Excuse me?

Peach: He's rather like you in that regard, Hero.

Link: What?

Peach: Thank you of informing me of this. I shall go see him.

A Support

Link: Princess...

Peach: Hi Link! Care for a game of golf? I managed to meet a very nice elderly couple living on that hill over there, and they offered-

Link: I was actually hoping to ask you something.

Peach: Yes. I thought as much.

Link: (What do I say to her?)

Peach: Why the long face?

Link: Peach... the other day, you said that I wasn't one for expressing my innermost feelings...

Peach: I did.

Link: Why would you say something like that?

Peach: Because it's true, of course.

Link: I don't understand you.

Peach: There's a secret hidden deep in your heart.

Link: What?

Peach: I can tell by the way you've been following me around, trying to act in my best interest... you really don't like seeing people you like getting hurt, do you?

Link: I...

Peach: I am not going to pry. Losing someone precious is never easy. But don't try to kill yourself looking after me, alright? You have your own life to live. She wouldn't want you to throw it away for nothing.

Link: But if I could help anyone-

Peach: You will. You are a good man, after all.

S support

Link: Princess...

Peach: Hello.

Link: Is that all you have to say?

Peach: You have something on your mind.

Link: I do.

Peach: Hmmm. The stars are lovely tonight!

Link: They are.

Peach: In my Kingdom, the stars are a symbol.

Link: Of what?

Peach: Everything. Standing up for the weak, heroes... things like that.

Link: I see... you called me 'Hero' once.

Peach: And I meant it. You've... been a very good friend to me, Link. Whatever it is you have to say... I will listen.

Link: ...

Peach: Hahahahahaha... Heeheehee... I wish you could see your face! You're so red!

Link: It's not funny! Stop it!

Peach: hahaha... I'm sorry. I just thought you would be a little braver than this.

Link: You know... I've never been any good with words.

Peach: Oh, really?

Link: I think it would best for me to take a wife who always knows what I'm thinking.

Peach: ... Ha... that was so lame... but you know...? Just because it's you, it's cute.