Title: Off Limits

Prompt: Classified

Summary: A few misunderstood words and actions causes Sasuke to come to one very wrong conclusion…

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Rating: T

When Sasuke Uchiha looked unhappy, well, it was normal to say the least. Only his true friends knew the difference between unhappy Sasuke and looks-unhappy Sasuke. When Sasuke looked unhappy, it was fine to hang around him and clap him on the back and laugh. When he was unhappy, it was smart to leave him alone.

When Sasuke was downright pissed, however, it was smart to stay far, far away from him.

And today Sasuke was downright pissed, which explained the 10-yard radius around him.

They all knew the secret behind his anger, his fury. Because there was only one person in the world could possibly make him this angry. And that was his wife, Sakura. And when those two fought…Konoha shook in fear.

Hours earlier…

"Where are you going?"

"Hm?"

"I said, where are you going?"

"What makes you think I'm going somewhere, Sasuke-kun?"

"You're dressed up."

"So?"

"I want to know where you're going."

"I'm going to the hospital. Happy?"

"But it's your day off. Why are you going there?"

"…That's classified."

"What?"

"I said, it's classified. You can't know, Sasuke-kun. Well, gotta go! Bye!"

This of course left the poor Sasuke in shock at the doorstep of their house. Sakura? Not telling him something? In fact, the mere thought of anyone defying him was a thought that never crossed the Uchiha's mind.

As if to rub things in, all the villagers were whispering every time he passed by. And to make it worse, they kept trying – emphasis on the word trying – to cover it up and make it look like it wasn't him they were talking about. Hmph. As if he was an idiot! He could tell that they were all talking about him by their not-so-discreet glances and their very loud whispers.

After an hour, he got fed up. He cornered both Naruto and Kiba, who were whispering secretly in the corner of the room and glancing at him every so often. When he walked over to them, hunched over with his hands in his pant pockets, he noticed as their eyes both widened and they whisked back to doing whatever it was they were doing.

He activated his Mangekyo Sharingan and looked down upon his friends, who were now shivering in fear. "What is going on?"

"Ah, nothing! Nothing at all!" Naruto said nervously.

"I'm not an idiot! I know you're hiding something! What is it? Why is everyone talking about me?" He roared, staring down at them.

They both looked up at him, before breaking down. "Sorry Sasuke! We can't tell you!" bawled Naruto.

"Yeah! Sakura told us she'd kill us if we told you!" wailed Kiba.

And Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. His wife was behind this? Why would his wife orchestrate this? People talking about them behind their backs, her sneaking off somewhere…only one possibility came to mind.

She was having an affair.

The thought broke his heart in two. After the pain came the blinding anger. She was having an affair! With some random doctor in the hospital!

In a flash, he arrived at the hospital. He located her chakra and barged into the room she was in, his eyes baring the mark of the Mangekyo Sharingan. There, he saw a horrendous sight. Sakura was talking with a doctor. A male doctor.

He screamed and punched the table they were seated beside, and grabbed the man by the collar, lifting him up in the air. "You're him! You're the man she's having an affair with!" He smashed him into the wall, the man trembling in fear as he let him face the wrath of the Uchiha's kekkei genkai.

"Sasuke! SASUKE STOP IT!" Sakura screamed. He paid her no heed, staring at the man with his eyes.

"Sasuke!" And the Uchiha felt a hand on his shoulder wrench him around, then saw a hand approach his face before he could stop it.

Slap!

He dropped the man and caressed his face, still in shock at the fact that not only did his wife cheat on him, she slapped him as well.

"I'm not cheating on you, Sasuke." She said patiently. "I didn't want you to know that I was coming to the hospital because it was supposed to be a surprise."

"Sasuke, we're having a baby."

And everything bombarded him at once. The reason they were whispering excitedly, his wife's secret visits to the hospital…it was because she was pregnant.

Sasuke's last thought was how stupid he was as he fainted on the hospital floor.

a/n: OKAY OKAY I know Sasusaku month ended looooooong ago but I had this written and I completely forgot about it, and decided what the heck, it's already written and I might as well post it. I'm thinking of finishing the Sasusaku month prompts anyway, because I need more Sasusaku. Should I continue it? Thanks for the feedback guys!