Harry did not dip into the Potter trust vault often, after all his adoptive parents were great at some of the toughest professions in the world. Although they were stern with boundaries and earning their money, the Possible children didn't want for much. However, when Ann and James told Harry that he would be allowed a hardship license and he would be able to dip into his vault to help pay for whatever he wanted, he did decide to dip in. Harry's Jaguar XK8 was his baby and with the help of Wade and the twins had quite a few surprises inside. Unfortunately none of the villains they ever faced were kind enough to plot world domination near Middleton, so he rarely got to use any feature he wanted. It did impress the fickle crowd of high school students, so it wasn't a complete waste of time. Harry and Kim enjoyed it greatly as they no longer had to be dropped off early because of busy parents.
"So," Harry began as he pulled into the parking lot, "Are you going to ask out Monkey today?"
"Monkey? Don't you mean Mankey, Harry?"
"No, not really," Harry answered. Seeing Kim's raised eyebrow, Harry sighed as he launched into his explanation. "Kim, even though you aren't my little sister biologically, I see you as such. Therefore, I want to see you happy, and if Mankey does that for you, great! But, I don't see him as good enough for you and if he breaks your heart or hurts you in any way, I will make the twins look tame in comparison."
Kim could do nothing more than smile as she hugged Harry with all the strength she could muster, which was quite a bit in comparison to her size. Many thought that Kim Possible's best friend was Ron, but they were wrong. Harry and Kim had always had a connection that made some twins jealous and it was moments like this that Kim loved. Sure they fought like all siblings did, but Harry had never missed one of Kim's cheer or dance competitions and Kim had only ever missed one of Harry's tennis matches and that was only because Ann's car had broken down. "Thank you Harry," Kim whispered.
"Anything for you Kim," Harry whispered back. They broke up a few moments later and Harry chuckled. "You know because of all this sappiness, I'm going to have to follow you around as odd occurrences prevent you from asking Josh out, right?"
"You really think my luck will be that bad?" Kim asked.
Kim's luck was that bad during the day. Her path was blocked by a hall full of students, a spit shot, and her rival. It was fun to crush Bonnie's dream of asking Harry out, so the day wasn't a total loss. The statement was reevaluated when Ron's interruption of cheer practice led her to fall off of the Mad Dog pyramid and tearing down the sign that Josh was currently hanging up. Kim beat a hasty retreat and gladly went to face evil than stick around and be mortified.
"Thanks for the lift Heinrich!" KP said as she strapped into her snowboard.
"Yeah, we really appreciate it," Harry agreed.
"Kim, Harry, it's the least I can do after you stopped that avalanche from destroying the town last year," A burly German man, who had drove them up the mountain, said.
"It was no big," The siblings said together.
Ron of course had to press his luck for the free ride and strode over to their driver. "So Heinrich, do you have any teenage daughters who would like to go to a big American dance party?"
"Why is Harry looking for a date?"
"No, it's me!"
"NEIN!" He shouted as he handed Ron's board to him and then drove off.
"Woah, he has nine girls. I only need one, maybe two."
"Nein means no in German Ron."
"I don't know what his problem is, I helped with the avalanche as well."
"Yeah, by causing it in the first place," Harry couldn't help but to chuckle and then rode down to Kim's location. Kim and Harry stopped on one of the cliffs while Kim used her binoculars, which were connected to her Kimmunicator, to look over the fortress. "Now that is a mountain fortress," Harry whistled.
"You got that right Harry," Wade said, "Drakken has some very impressive technology guarding him this time."
Kim groaned, "Why is it that impressive technology means that we have more difficulty getting in to said fortress and to the mad man."
"Because that's usually correct Kim. Drakken's security is tight, but nothing I can't hack into."
"You rock!"
"Unfortunately I can't turn the system off, but I can make the warning beams visible."
"Please and thank you!" Kim said as the beams lit up. "Alright, just don't touch the beams, you go that Ron?" Ron of course chose that moment to start moving down the mountain very quickly. The problem was that he wasn't going down on his board and he couldn't stop. He knocked into Harry and Kim, which sent all three down before they were ready. The Possible siblings, of course righted themselves quickly and used their athletic abilities to shred the mountain. Even Ron managed to avoid all of the beams. Unfortunately, Kim's luck came back into play as Rufus slid directly in the path alerting the security system and all of the grunts.
"I have never been captured so fast," Kim whined as Drakken laughed at the heroes.
"I know, we must have broken the record for fastest capture ever, thanks a lot Ron."
"Hey look at this way, we got into Drakken's lair. Plus, it isn't as embarrassing as your day with Josh."
"Oh," Harry sighed while stepping away from the two, "You messed up Ron. I'm going to go stand with green and beautiful over there. I feel much safer." Against everybody's belief Harry did just as he said and stood next to Shego. Everybody had their mouths open in disbelief except for Shego who had a smirk on her face.
"You are a persistent little bugger aren't you?" She asked.
"Persistent enough to get a date?"
"I'm still out of your league honey, but you get points for trying."
"I shall win your love one day!" Harry yelled dramatically, "Or at least a date," He shrugged. "But until then, Drakken you mind telling us your plan?"
"I told you guys, he plans to steal Christmas!" Ron yelled.
"Not even close," Drakken replied, which deflated Ron a bit. "Now watch as I turn the world's greatest assembly line into the world's deadliest robot!" Drakken raised his hand dramatically and went to press a button on a remote, but he noticed that his hand was empty. "Where is my ultimate doomsday remote?"
"Oh you mean this little thing?" Harry asked as he tossed the remote in his hand. "What can I say, I have skills."
"Now that is impressive," Shego complimented Harry.
"Enough to get that date?"
"No, but you are getting closer to your way out of reach goal."
"Yes, progress!" Harry cheered. "Come on guys, let's get out of here."
"Wait, why would we leave now?" Kim asked. "Can't he just rebuild the remote?"
"Well I guess he could, except he put a self-destruct button on the remote and labeled it clearly." With that said, Harry pressed the button which caused all of the alarms to go off in the base. "So let's see, we stopped Drakken's plan, I flirted with Shego, and the world is safe for another day. Why is it that I feel we are missing something?"
"Curse you Kim Possible, her brother, and the buffoon," Drakken yelled from his escape helicopter as his guards tried to get on the leaving vehicle, "You think you're all that, but you really are not!"
"And all is right with the world," Ron said as they boarded down the mountain to start their journey back to Middleton.
The next day Wade contacted Kim after one of her classes. "Kim, the target just left his third period class and is closing in. 100 paces and counting."
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, I am so not ready for this!" Kim said, the beginning of hyperventilation setting in.
"Seriously sis, you just stopped Drakken's plans last night, with the help of yours truly of course, how do you not have the confidence to ask a boy out?"
"That is so totally different Harry. Why can't you understand that?"
"Thirty paces and counting Kim," Wade spoke up.
"Oh no!" Kim said and tried to dive into a janitorial closet.
Sighing Harry caught Kim and placed her by the lockers. "You so owe me Kim, stay right here." Sighing once again and shaking his head, Harry intercepted Josh. "Yo Josh, can I speak to you for a second."
"Uh yeah, sure thing Harry," Josh said nervously.
"Wait why are you nervous?"
"Well you see, I kind of need to ask you something. Something about the dance," Josh chuckled, but it quickly died as Harry's only reaction was a raising of his eyebrow. "Right, uh, well you see, I've been turning down date offers all week because I wanted to ask a certain girl out." Harry now knew where this was going and although he showed no outward signs, on the inside he was rolling on the floor laughing. Thank God for occulmency lessons that are common practice outside of Europe wizarding communities. "Right, uh, well I know you're rather protective over Kim…"
"Kim, you mean my little sister? The one that I would lay down my life for to protect her from anyone?" Harry asked, trying to be as intimidating as possible. After all, when would Harry get the chance to mess with a guy like this again? Harry was sure that he would get an earful from Kim or his mom if they connected the dots and realized what he had done, but this was so worth it. "What about her? Is someone interested in her?" He growled.
"Well, um," Josh gulped and took a deep breath, "I was wondering if it would be alright to ask her to attend the dance with me?"
Harry stared at Josh hard, but Josh didn't squirm other than the first flinch. "Sure," Harry agreed, his personality doing a 180 flip, "Here, why don't I get her for you?" He walked a few feet to drag Kim from behind the lockers and then placed her in front of Josh. "There you go," Harry said, grabbing Josh's hand in his.
"So," Kim said, trying to play it cool and not act like she had listened in on all the conversation she could hear, "Harry said you had something to ask me," She prompted.
"Oh, yeah. I was wondering if you wouldn't mind accompanying me to the dance Friday night?"
"Sure," Kim agreed, trying not to let out a girly squeal.
"Oh cool, then I can pick you up at seven?"
"Seven sounds great," She smiled.
With a smile and a nod Josh walked away and Kim let out a tiny squeal as Harry and Ron walked up. Turning towards her brother, Kim gripped him in a deadly hug all the while thanking him and calling him the best big brother ever before walking off. "Well, it looks like it's just you and me Friday, Harry. Video game night at my house?"
"Sorry Ron, but I have a date to the dance already," Harry shrugged.
"Really, who?"
"Britina," Harry answered. Of course, over half the school seemed to all be by him and Ron at that minute and they all heard Harry's answer. Stars were in everybody's eyes, even though the reasons were different between the genders. It was good to be Harry sometimes.
When Josh had rounded the corner towards gym, he let out a whoop of victory and pumped his fist in the air. It was then that he noticed a note in his hand and it came from Harry.
Josh, if you hurt Kim in any way, it does not matter who you are or where you hide. I will find you and you will not like me when I'm angry. Have fun at the dance tonight.
Josh did not have a stain on his pants. He spilt water on himself before gym and it was just lucky that he had a full period to dry the pants.
A/N: So don't get used to this many updates in a row, but I was on a role since I was basically working through the first episode. Don't worry all you people that don't want me to follow the cartoon, I'm only going to hit major episodes or episodes that I know I could have fun messing with. I'll be showing Duff, Monkey Fist, and Snr/Jnr, but I have a plan for those last two. Also, like I said, I have a few ideas on how to deal with Voldemort and most of Wizarding Europe, but that is later. I'll still take suggestions though.
A lot of you have said you wouldn't mind Harry ending up with Shego, so even if that isn't the end result I'm placing Shego's age around 18 or 19 so only a 3-4 year age gap. Someone even suggested a harem, and I'm not completely against the idea.
I have no plans for this story honestly, I just am going with the flow. If you have any suggestions on what you want to see, feel free to share. Until next time next week!