DIARY,

I was right. Norway woke up on my bed and immediately accused me of sleeping with him. I mean, why would I do that? I was just trying to be nice...I even made him breakfast in bed, and all I got was a strange minute where Norgey resembled Russia, with the purple stuff floating around. What does that even mean? And a bunch of crazy stuff happened today, as well.

- Got stares from Finland and Sea-something because of those hand marks Norway gave me on my neck (He always does this to me, why?)

- France sent me a weird thing that looked like a rubber stick and congratulated me and Norway (Why?)

- Iceland came to my house he went purple as well (Really, I tried grabbing one of those purple blobs, and it felt like ice, how cool is that?! I gotta get him to tell me what that stuff is one day...)

- And, finally, Norway's curl chased me around the house while I babysat (NO I did not sit on him, but it was tempting) Seaboy, who told me to go faster as I ran for my life, giving him a deluxe piggyback (soda and sandwich included, great deal!).

So yeah, one heck of a day. NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE. Back to the story. I got Ol'Norgey breakfast in bed. Like, if you ever saw the guy eat, it's not a pretty sight. He takes in about a crumb per minute. BORING. Watching Norgey eat is about as entertaining as watching Japan talk. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T. I didn't mind watching him, but it's not fun to be in the same room as a hyperactive curl. I swear, that curl should be more calm, like yours truly.

Oh yeah, here's the other weird thing. After he finished (a quarter of the food in two hours, not bad, I guess), Lukas started mumbling random mumbo jumbo like Eyebrows. You know, MAJO PAJO RAW RAW RAW, except without the screaming and Russias. It was actually more fun listening to him mumble than eat. He was just like;

asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd...asdasdasdasdasdasdasdas dasd...Takk...

Hint hint, the asds (Estonia said they're awesome, so 3) mean he was saying math problems or something. I heard him say Takk (Eh, something I heard somewhere, but I can't remember what it means...Does it matter?), whatever that means, and then he ignored me, THE AWESOME KING OF NORTH EUROPE! Just like that, Norway turned away.

All in all, Norgey'll probably be staying at my place for a few days, since every other Nordic is totally bombarded with stuff, even Iceland. Icy was just like; "I'm going on vacation, bye" and ditched his own brother. Finland and Sweden are on a honeymoon -hence me babysitting on Seathing- somewhere. I'm not going with them, that's for sure. The last time that happened...And I walked in on them...OH THE BURN. THE BURN. Yeah. BURN.

Anyways, I wanted to say- BURN BURN BURN. Okay, not that, but Norgey'll wake up soon...I can't have him seeing me write in a diary, that'll totally ruin my sales...SHUT UP SEAKID. GOD. TIME TO SIT.

~Mathias Køhler (Master of Kid, Baby, Adult, and People of All Kinds Sitting)