OH. MY. GOD. DIARY.

I think I successfully found Norgey's weak spot! Like, today, I was sitting Seaman, and we watched cartoons -manly cartoons, thank you-, blah BLAH BLAH. Anyways, Norway -who has these epic crutches and won't let me play with them...- joined us, and he just sat there and did the Norway thing he does. After a while of mindless DORA THE EXPLORER, please never watch that, stupid Spanish phrases and perverted foxes who want to steal a girl's stuff and then stops when she tells him to, that is what it's full of, it started to get stuffy. Even though my country is cool, cool, AND cool, watching Dora is enough to make people hyperventilate, you know?

Seadude, Lukas, and I took off those hats that made us so hot (in both ways, yeah! But not for Seafort) and I took off that ridiculous coat. COME ON. It was like a million degrees in there. And yes, I was wearing something under that. Don't get any wrong ideas, please, please...

So yeah, Dora marathon, me hiding under a pillow, Norgey Norwaying, and Seabrow singing along with the characters. After HOURS of TORTURE of SPANISH GIRLS, Seabrow agreed to shut off the TV so we could do more important things, like eat and breath. Get this;

Their hats were mixed together. Lukas, being the stubborn guy he is, refused to wear anyone else's hat except his own. Seabrow (I think that's his name, I'll just call him that the next time we go out for a walk) just snatched both of them and ran like the little shit he was. We ended up chasing him around the house (Actually, it was mostly me doing the chasing, since Norway just opened my fridge and took out a lemonade), he locked himself in the shed, saying that he was telling Tino and Sve how we 'mistreated and abused him' while they were gone. But since me and Berwald are such fantastic bros, we'll be fine, right?

This is the epic part. Like so epic, it'll bust your epic metre and you'll be flying through space on a plane you bought from me.

"Hey Lukas, he got away..."

"..."

"I guess I'm sorry...Wanna go drinking tonight? It'll help you feel better!"

"..."

"Lukas?"

"Yes?"

"Do you want to go drinking? I don't want to take care of Seabrow anymore..."

"Seabrow...?"

"That's his name, isn't it?"

AND HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN, that Norway's face changed. It was just like -adasdasda- and then it went -asdasd-. Less ASDs! The weird frozen thing he always did shifted for a second, and it went back to normal. Relaxing? Was that a yes to go drinking? More confusing stuff, but this is how I discovered his weak spot...Or at least, somewhere that makes him annoyed. Ol'Denmark here just went up to him and patted him on the head like a good friend, and then he slapped me. For a second, I laughed, because his face was so red. Like a tomato. You know? BUONO TOMATO BUONO TOMATO ummm...Yeah. I said that out loud, though.

Guess what happened next?

You got it. CURL. THEN I RAN.

Conclusion; Now I know why Norgey wears that hat of his...I still don't know what it means, though. Maybe if I karate chop it, he'll split open? OH SH...The curl's about to break down the door...

~Mathias Køhler (IM OKAY, DONT WORRY)