Chapter 3: The Worst Library Trip

Disclaimer: I still do not own the characters or setting in this story. Even though I wish I did, they all belong to Queen Rowling.

The Worst Library Trip

"So how did you get that scar, Potter?" Lily asked, curled up next to him, still tracing his scar with her finger.

"Quidditch." James laughed, holding onto Lily tightly, unable to believe she was finally his. "And it's James, love."

"Alright, Po-James." Lily grinned, looking at his lips longingly.

"Bloody hell, Evans! Prongs is oblivious, if you want to kiss him, just do it! Poor bloke has been waiting long enough." Sirius urged.

"Is it that obvious?" Lily blushed.

"YES!" The entire group said at once, besides James who merely grinned. "Want to kiss me again, Lils?" He beamed.

"Don't push your luck." Lily laughed, leaning up and kissing him gently.

Alice giggled excitedly and watched them for a moment before they started to snog.

"Get a room!" Sirius chuckled.

"Don't mind if I do!" James grinned, lifting Lily up and sprinting up to his dorm.

"James!" Lily giggled and then they heard a door slam shut.

"I wonder if they'll shag..." Peter said bluntly.

"I doubt it." Marlene laughed. "Lily just finally said yes! James wouldn't push her into that right now. "

"We'll ask for details later!" Alice beamed. Being the gossip queen she was, she couldn't wait for the whole school to hear about James and Lily. "Anyone else have a story?"

"I've got one." Remus shrugged.

"Well this should be boring..." Sirius rolled his eyes. "What's it about? A trip to the library?" He snorted.

"As a matter of fact it is." Remus told him.

"Borrrrinnnggg." Sirius faked a yawn.

"Fine. If you don't want to hear about what I heard between a certain caretaker and a certain librarian, then I won't tell the story..." Remus shrugged.

"WAIT WHAT?!" Sirius asked, suddenly interested. "Filchy's got a thing for Pince?! Go on, Moonpie!" He urged.

"Thought you'd like to hear it." Remus chuckled. "You can't judge a book by its cover, Padfoot. Just because it's a story about going to the library, doesn't mean it's bor-"

"Enough about the books! Tell me about this secret love affair!" Sirius groaned impatiently.

"Alright. Alright." Remus laughed. "So I was walking up to the desk to check out a book on ancient runes for some extra reading and I couldn't find Madam Pince. So I waited up at the desk for a few minutes to see if she'd come up and then I heard something from the restricted section..." Remus shuddered at the memory.

"Go on!" Sirius urged, completely engrossed in the story.

"Alright. So I heard the weirdest thing I ever thought I'd hear. It was a...giggle from Madam Pince. She's never so much as smiled before! But it was even weirder because I also heard a low laugh. And it took me a minute before I heard that old, gruffly voice. Filch." Remus shuddered again. "He said something along the lines of "oh Irma, you treat me so well!" And she said something like "why don't you open my legs like I want to see you open that book?" And then there was moaning." Remus shuddered again.

"So what'd you do?!" Sirius asked interestedly.

"The only thing I could do-I booked it!" Remus exclaimed, horrified from reliving the memory. "No pun intended."

Everyone laughed at his last comment.

"FILCHY'S GETTING LAID!" Sirius exclaimed loudly. "Maybe we should go to the library tomorrow, Prongs..." He looked to where James was sitting before. "Oh right...he's getting a snog."

"Jealous?" Marlene laughed, sliding onto his lap. "You could have a snog too if you ask..."

"I'm not jealous..." Sirius muttered, kissing Marlene deeply.

"So Filch shags too?" Peter groaned because he still hasn't gotten laid. "I wish I could shag someone..."

"Your day will come, Wormtail." Remus reassured him.

"Best day of my life!" James grinned, walking downstairs with Lily. "Anyone up for a game of truth or dare?"

So what did you think? I had a request for Remus and couldn't think of anything he'd do, so it ended up with Filch and Pince shagging.

And don't worry, there will be more stories included in the game truth or dare. Who would you like to hear from next?