OMG YES DIARY,

So yesterday I went to visit Norway. His curl was good, and I felt tempted to give it a cookie, but then again, cookies are tasty...I so didn't eat it before I got there. Yeah. You saw too much!

Norgey was talking to himself again. It's kinda weird, y'know? He was just looking at the air and was like,

"Oh, hello. Is there something you wanted? Hm? Romania tried a spell on Elizabeta? I wonder how that went..."

WTF. Like, magics aren't even real. You heard me. Magics isn't real. England's hocus-pocus might be, -though that time he stuck me to Iceland was cool, it was still creepy, like, Iceland's face was just like OoO- but he's BRITISH. Unless Norway's also BRITISH, that makes no sense. Only BRITISH people are that freaky. And that eyebrow-hairy.

You like how I saw BRITISH? Because BRITISH people are...BRITISH. Yeah.

So, Norway was talking to thin air, and I kindly interrupted by pointing out that he was a crazy nutjob. Then Norway just did the 0_0 thing at me. Actually, more accurately, 0_0

Yeah, his mouth looked that big. He looked derpy, actually! Like, Norgey Derp! I should call him that the next time I see him...

Yeah. Norway made that face. Now, we all know that Norgey Derp's a bit shy. So of course, a professional psychologist like me knew just how to handle it. Like, America emailed me the other day and dared me to say this to my best bud...Well, I have no idea where Sve is, so I guess Norway counts. Oh well. Get ready. Ready...I was like all awesome and,

"HEY NORGEY, WANNA GO SKINNY-DIPPING?"

Norways face + My epic question (what is skinny-dipping anyways? It can't be that bad) = 0=o=0 Like, I'm such a great artist too, right? The 0s are his huge eyes and the = was random red stuff on his face. Obviously the o was his mouth. If you don't know that YOU ARE INTELIGANTLY CHALLENGED. Yeah. Or whatever Austria called me the other day. He must've said it by accident, though.

Well, he was like that for a long time. So I used one of my other famous icebreakers.

"Well...Actually, I don't know what the heck that is...But do you wanna go drinking tomorrow night? At my place?" Well, that was kinda long, and not as catchy as WANNA GO SKINNY-DIPPING but still, it works, right?

And get this. NORGEY SAID YES! Well, actually, after lots of me shaking him and poking him, he said yes, but still. I AM DANCING.

It's really lonely drinking alone on Saturday nights, y'know? It's no fun getting all drunk and getting these epic hangovers by yourself. Plus, I invited America and Prussia to come too. We're all awesome. We can make Norway awesome, don't worry!

~Mathias Køhler, EVEN AWESOMER THAN PRUSSIA. YOU HEARD RIGHT!