Disclaimer: If I owned D Gray Man, Allen would be in love with Tyki, Lavi and Kanda and he would be having sex with them every day. So it's best that I don't own it, don't you think?

Summary: During a battle with Allen, Tyki loses control of his Noah and Joido decides to make Allen his mate, by force. The Dark Order declares Allen a traitor, he has to find a way to be an expelled exorcist while being the pregnant mate of the third Noah, who is actually a very good lover, unlike Joido. How will this turn out? Even I don't know, read to find out! Lemons, non-con and Mpreg

Pairings: Tyki/Allen aka Poker Pair

Warnings: Yaoi, Non-con that becomes Dub-con and then 100% Con and MPreg! If you don't like yaoi then why are you reading this? Also, there will be battle violence and swearing. Constructive criticism is allowed, flamers will be locked up with their flames and roasted alive.

A/N: AHHHH! This chapter was a pain in the ass to write! I hope you guys like it cause I personally think it's shit. Once again, uncountable thanks to reviewers especially Mikitsu Kisa-chan for her adorable review and I have to agree, I'll never understand why there are so few Poker Pair stories since they have the most intense encounters. Even stranger is that so many of the Poker Pair stories that do exist, have them really OOC or don't make sense. Maybe it's cause they're too intense that authors get scared off? Anyway, words in Italics are Allen's thoughts just so you know.

Warning: More like an invitation, BIG Levrier bashing! Yay for bashing Levrier's face into the ground~!

"Allen!"

"You bastards! What do you think you're doing!?"

"You wanna die?"

"What is the meaning of this, Inspector Levrier!?"

The voices of Lenalee, Lavi, Kanda and Komui echoed softly in Allen's ears as though the sound was coming from far away. Trying to move, he realised that he was restrained and his body was numb. Feeling a little panicked, he tried to remember what happened prior to his passing out.

This smell, the infirmary? That's right, I'd just left the Ark when a bunch of Crows attacked me. Lavi and Kanda were coming to check on me when they saw it. I guess they must have gone to get Lenalee and Komui.

"I have reason to suspect that Allen Walker is carrying the child of a Noah, Tyki Mikk to be exact."

What? What is Inspector Levrier saying? Is he crazy? A boy can't have babies, even I know that.

"That's ridiculous Inspector, Allen is male, he can't possibly conceive."

Thank you Komui~!

"According to Link's report, he witnessed the monster inject Allen Walker with something through a vicious bite on the neck nearing the end of their forced intercourse."

Link!? That means he saw…but then why didn't he tell the inspector how I was behaving? And it doesn't seem like he said anything about me marking Tyki, is Link protecting me?

"I have also received reports that Allen walker has been having nausea and his diet has suffered. This clearly resembles morning sickness and I have heard that he is only able to eat food with high concentrations of ginger, like a pregnant woman."

This can't be…I'm a man…I can't be pregnant, Tyki most likely did that to punish me for failing. He can't have…to…impregnate…that's just…

"Your opinion doesn't matter, Chief Komui, please have your exorcists control themselves or I will have them restrained. Now, Head Nurse, please begin the procedure to ascertain if Allen Walker is pregnant."

Komui, everyone…

"I'm sorry, Allen."

It's okay head nurse, I understand…I also…need to know…

~Poker Pair~

"Allen Walker's pregnancy has been confirmed, the Vatican and the Great Generals have decided that he will carry the child the full term." Levrier smirked as he entered the room, the infirmary was filled with Allen's friends and they immediately protested.

"Hold on! You haven't even bothered to ask if he wants to keep it!" Lenalee shouted indignantly.

The gathered group nodded, turning to Allen and ignoring the indignant Inspector. Lavi laid a hand on Allen's shoulder, the sedatives had worn off a while ago and the teen had been sitting in the same position for the last few minutes, his head lowered, hiding his face from everyone.

"It doesn't matter how it happened or who the father is, the child is innocent. I couldn't and wouldn't want to get rid of it." Allen spoke softly, raising his head a little, showing his friends a gentle smile as he continued, "In fact, somehow, I feel a little happy, I've always wanted a family."

"Allen…" Lenalee gave a teary smile as Lavi grinned and gave him a thumbs up while Kanda just scowled as usual, a rare softness in his eyes. Komui smiled softly, gently taking Allen's hand.

"We're all your family and we'll be family to your child too." Komui murmured, patting the teen's soft white hair with the fondness of a parent. There was a long moment of happy peace until Levrier cleared his throat and stepped forward.

"Actually, Allen Walker is to be transferred to the Northern Branch, the growth process of the creature and its…mother will be studied and when it is conceived, the Dark Order will study it and its host for research.

"What!? By study, you're probably just saying that you're going to experiment on Allen and his kid!" Komui shouted.

"How can you do such a thing to Allen-kun!?" Miranda cried out, tears running down her cheeks.

"That's right! Allen's our comrade!" Lavi added, glaring at the Inspector, feeling a bit anxious at Bookman's piercing stare.

"I won't let the Dark Order take something I care about again in the name of science." Kanda growled, whipping out Mugen. There was a sudden silence as everyone stared at the swordsman.

"Kanda…cares…about…me?" Allen murmured, looking like he was going to pass out from shock. "What is happening to the world...?"

"Shut up, Moyashi." Kanda growled, pointing his sword at the teen instead.

"It's Allen!"

"Um…can you guys fight later?" Lavi deadpanned along with everyone else in the room. There was silence fore a moment before a tapping sound started that steadily grew louder, drawing the group's attention to the Nurse who was tapping her foot with a frown on her face.

"Inspector Levrier, it doesn't matter what the Dark Order want, because the child will not survive to be born."

The silence was tangible and Komui quickly walked over to the Head Nurse, "What do you mean?"

"I mean that Allen's body is feeding off an unknown compound in his body to create the womb and child. Neither are even near completion and the compound has been almost completely consumed." The nurse explained as she passed a chart to the Chief. "The child will continue to draw from Allen's own body to make the womb for survival and eventually, it will kill him."

Allen's eyes widened in horror at the thought that, not he would not only lose his child before it was even born, he would lose his life if he tried to keep it. There was silence in the group before Levrier turned to the Crows he had brought in with him.

"In that case, Allen Walker will be brought immediately to the Northern Branch headquarters so that we can get as much data as possible before he dies." The Inspector growled, gesturing for his Crows to collect the teen, one of them shooting Allen with a sedative dart before he could even blink, the rest of the group going into defence mode immediately.

"As if I'll let you!" Kanda shouted, slashing at the Crows to ward them off as Lavi quickly gathered the unconscious Allen into his arms while Lenalee kicked a large hole in the wall behind them.

"Through here!" Lenalee called as she used her Dark Boots to bash a clean path out of the building. Kanda and Lavi rushed through as the other exorcists held the Crows off. Using her Time Recovery, Miranda closed the openings that Lenalee had made as Marie attacked the Crows with Krory and Bookman.

"Hurry, take Allen to the Noahs!" Lenalee cried as she prepared a small steam powered boat for the two.

"What!?" Kanda and Lavi shouted incredulously at the same time as Lavi placed Allen on one of the bunks below deck.

"You know that they've been looking for him and the Noahs are protective of family, Allen's child would be part of their family, whether we like it or not. They might know of a way to save Allen and his baby." Lenalee explained in a rush as she set the boat to it's highest speed and grabbed a white cloth to wrap round the top of a haystack and a black cloth around its 'body'.

"You guys will have to dodge the Order until Allen wakes up, then you guys can hide in the Ark till you find the Noahs. I'll be the bait to draw them away. Now GO!" Lenalee shouted as she jumped from the boat, making sure to flash the white top of her bundle at the Crows approaching at quite a distance away.

"I'll drive." Kanda nodded as Lavi headed to the helm, peeking through the door to watch for perusers.

~Poker Pair~

Fortunately, due to Allen's high metabolism, the sedative wore off ten hours sooner than it should have. Thus the three fugitives left the boat in the middle of the ocean and boarded the Ark. Thanks to Allen's control of the Ark, all gateways that he had made previously had vanished, making the Ark a place completely inaccessible to the outside world.

After informing Allen of Lenalee's suggestion, the white haired teen had left to walk around the Ark. His brow furrowed in concentration as he pondered the new revelations.

Ok, so first, it seams that either Tyki wanted to have kids and his Noah decided that I was the perfect candidate or Tyki's Noah wanted kids or he was just horny. Great. Allen sighed at thought, it was true that as it was a Noah kid, the Noahs would likely welcome it. Judging from Road's protectiveness of her family, they might even help protect him from the Order.

The Order who apparently had labelled him as an enemy and a traitor as soon as Kanda and Lavi helped him escape. They were probably also on the Order's black list now that he thought about it. I hope Lenalee and the others are okay…

Allen sighed again, his thoughts going back to the option of going to the Noahs. Hmm…reasons to go to the Noahs: I'm dying, apparently, because of the baby. Even if I wanted to abort the baby, which I don't, we don't have the tools and I doubt Lavi or Kanda would be able to do a proper abortion…

Allen paled, a horrible image of Kanda cutting him open and ripping out his baby or Lavi hammering a hole in his guts coming to mind. The teen quickly rushed to one of the potted plants decorating the place and began to practice projectile vomiting. After a while, he sighed as he walked over to a small fountain to rinse his mouth and wash his face before sitting on some steps.

Alright, that's one. Second reason, the Noah most likely know how to save me and my baby. I want to live and I want my child to live, this little life inside me, I want to show it the world. I want to take care of it, like how Mana took care of me. Allen smiled gently as he stroked his still flat lower abdomen and leaned back, pressing his back against the door behind him.

Ok, now, list of reasons not to go: Tyki may not want the baby. Allen scrunched up his nose, that made him sound like a girl, it's not like he was in love with the guy anyway, why should he care what he thought. Though…somehow, I want to talk to Tyki, I need to know why and while I'll have to see if he's suitable, I want my child to have a father. I don't want him to think that his father doesn't want him. Besides, that guy should take responsibility because this baby clearly didn't pop out of nowhere!

Allen huffed, before continuing his mental listing. Ok, so that reason is out, reason two not to go, they're Noahs and the enemy of the Dark Order. Yeah right, I'm an enemy of the Dark Order now apparently.

And I can't think about demons now, I've got something more important to care about. Allen froze at the thought, expecting his Crown Clown or cursed eye to act up in protest. When nothing happened, he relaxed. I wonder why nothing happened, maybe it's because it understands?

Allen sighed as he stood with a determined expression. He had two reasons to go and no reasons not to so he was going to go to the Noahs. His child was more important than the war at this point. Besides, Master had told him that there was more to the war then he knew. Perhaps if he was with the Noahs, he could find out.

~Poker Pair~

"The best way to find or contact the Earl and his Noahs is to find a Broker." Lavi explained as he examined the map on the table Allen had conjured from the Ark. The white haired teen frowned.

"But how are going to find one?" Allen glanced over the map, wondering why Lavi was placing red pins all over the large map. The redhead grinned as he gently stroked Allen's hair in a fond manner, ignoring the glare from Kanda.

"These red pins symbolise about ten new demons discovered in the last two days. So, as you can see, in the last two days, there has been an unusual increase in new demons by about 50 in a small corner of Paris." Lavi explained as he pointed out the only spot with over three pins.

"There is a high likelihood that there is a Broker selling souls to the Earl, most likely in a place that gets frequent suffering people. Lets see, if we triangulate…ah, it's either this hospital or that hospital or the orphanage in this sector." Lavi's chest puffed up with pride as Allen made an awe filled sound.

"Che…Moyashi have you ever been to Paris?" Kanda smirked as Allen turned his attention to the swordsman to shout at him.

Lavi sighed in exasperation as he scanned the map again. After finding the closest spot that Allen had been to before, the three left the Ark to travel to Paris. Two days passed in a rutine manner, the three moving towards Paris with as much speed as possible, spending their nights inside the Ark and moving in the day untill they finally reached their destination.

"Kanda, I'll go check the two hospitals and the orphanage. You should stay and watch Allen, he doesn't look too good. I'll bring back some food too." Lavi whispered, not wanting to wake the white haired teen. Allen had been getting worse the past two days, his stamina decreasing drastically as his developing womb drew energy from his body.

Kanda nodded as Lavi left through the portal Allen had made the night before. Ironically they had hidden the gate in the bathroom of bedroom in a rented inn and Allen had found a way to code the gates to only allow certain people to enter or exit through them.

The swordsman sat on his bed, watching Allen silently with a pensive expression. Two hours passed before Allen finally woke. The white haired teen stretched as sat up, glancing around blearily for a moment.

"Hmm? Where's Lavi?" Allen asked, rubbing his eyes and blinking cutely at Kanda. The blue haired exorcist stared at the adorable sight for a moment before blushing lightly and growling a simple, "Moyashi."

"It's Allen!" The boy shouted as he stood from the bed, intending to leave the room since Kanda was being such a jerk so early in the morning. However, due to his sudden movement, he soon discovered a spinning world and quickly found the floor rushing up at him. He braced himself for impact but after a few seconds, he realised that he still hadn't hit the floor.

Glancing around, he realised that Kanda had apparently gained super speed and had caught him just inches from the floor. The swordsman helped Allen back to his bed with surprising gentleness that surprised Allen. At least until he spoke.

"Stupid Moyashi."

"It's Al—" Allen started his usual retort when he realised how close Kanda was. "K…Kanda?"

"Moyashi," The older teen cupped Allen's face as he shocked the boy with his next words, "Your child may not need Tyki Mikk specifically, but it still needs a father. If you're okay with it…I…"

Allen could only stare as Kanda seemed to run out of words to say and began to close the gap between them. Allen's eyes began to slowly close as Kanda got closer, his heart thumping against his ribcage when he felt Kanda's breath caress his lips.

"Ah!" Suddenly a sharp pain flared in his shoulder.

"GAHHH!" He cried out as he jerked away from Kanda, pressing his hand over the burning mark in his shoulder as he writhed in pain on the bed.

"Oi! Wait, Moyashi! Let me see." The older teen quickly pried Allen's hand away from the glowing mark. Kanda recoiled when he saw the purple tinted butterfly glowing harshly, blood oozing from the edges of the mark as the elegant and ethereal butterfly morphed into a fierce looking butterfly with eyes on its wings.

"Kanda! Get out! It's reacting to you! Get out!" Allen choked out, groaning at his body was wrecked with pain. The swordsman gave him a look of mixed concern and frustration before leaving the white room quickly.

Allen curled around himself, the pain lessening somewhat as Kanda's presence faded from the room. The white haired teen sighed in relief, his consciousness fading slowly as he relaxed, unaware that his fair skin was slowly darkening to resemble that of a Noah's.

Finally…I've been waiting to meet you, Allen Walker.

A/N: Ooooh~! Cliffhanger~! Ah, I hate those things, but they're always the best place to end off a chapter~! So, who could have spoken the bold words~? I wonder~ I hope you guys liked the Kanda/Allen I put in there, it's not much but it's there. Ok, so I'm not sure whether I should remove the whole Mystery of Kanda arc or not, kinda depends on the results of the poll really.

Anyway, summary time~! This chapter basically has a very nasty Levrier who wants to experiment on Allen. Gasp! Oh no! But no worries~! Kanda and Lavi to the rescue and now we are at the beginning the Phantom Thief G arc. So anyway, no Tyki in this chapter, I promise he'll return soon. This chapter was mostly focused on Allen finding out that he needs the Noahs (actually it's just Tyki) and realising that the creators of the Order are seriously messed up, though not the Order itself and breaking ties with them.

Hopefully we'll soon find out what happened to their friends to stayed back to help, hmm? Anyway, Allen decides that his kid will now take priority before anything else and it seems that everything that makes up Allen agrees, like his Innocence and his cursed eye. This is mostly due to the bond but also Allen's own protective nature as the child encompasses everything he fights for, the Akuma and humans, as his kid is the product of a Noah and a human.

Basically, Allen's decided to take a hiatus from the war in general. Now they're looking for a soul Broker in Paris and I'm sure those who've read the manga can guess what they'll find. Anyway, it also seems that Kanda has been developing feelings for Allen that seem to have spiked recently, I wonder why? So Kanda pretty much offers to be the father of the kid since he's assuming that Allen won't want Tyki and that Tyki wouldn't be good for a kid anyway.

Then Allen's Mating mark recognises that someone is making a move on it's host and goes bat shit crazy. Now, it seems that Allen's starting to go Noah himself and he's taking a dive into his mind. Please remember to vote before the Poll closes on the 8th of June at 10pm. If you have any questions, review. If you spot a mistake, review. If you wonder what's going to happen next, you guessed it, review~! Please review to keep me motivated and this amazing, first time in my life – One chapter a day – streak may continue for a lot longer. Ciaossu~!