Hello there, welcome to the first godly instalment of this please check out my other Percy Jackson fanfic and R&R. Enjoy!
Aphrodite
To all fiction writers,
I must admit you're an odd species of mortal but I think you guys are probably my favourite type. The amount of stuff on here which brags about my beauty for me is amazing! I wondered how this could be and put it down to me sleeping with a lot of you. And whilst I'm not entirely keen at people knowing that I am the goddess of sex, I do appreciate that juicy M rated stuff you guys right. You have only fuelled others lust for me.
And I love how well you guys can create an image of what my favourite Half-bloods are up to, and in to if you catch my drift. It's amazing!
I do though, ask you too stop bashing about Piper. She is after all the best of my numerous children and the most powerful.
Also I admit I am pretty loose but I am no common hooker and as such I command you to give me more dignity and make up...if not dignity than I am always happy with make up.
Finally I ask that you keep up with those M rated fanfics they always help out with getting Hephaestus in the mood. If you do this I might even grace a couple of you with my presence...maybe.
With love,
Aphrodite
P.S. Loving the whole Brickson it pisses Zeus off to no end.