Hey guys, I have reached over 1000 so thank you and please if you can think of anything please leave a review and musicforlife please get an accountt and pm me you seem like a funny person.

Frank

To all fanfiction writers,

I personally think what you do is really funny, clever and a good chance to be a group. I think that the real shipping you guys write are good and the ones that are just imaginary are slightly funny (honestly whoever did Hera and Percy, thank you we almost had to surgically close Percy's mouth afterwards) and you guys have a lot of talent but you see, there is this tiny problem I have when you guys write me...WHY AM I ALWAYS REALLY INNOCENT!

I admit I did use to have some childlike features and was always really caring but if you guys see me in a fight I am ferocious no matter what Percy and Jason say!

I have had baby jokes made to me for about a week now and I am at my wit's end, I feel like my stick could bu...no bad words bad words...good no harm done.

I demand you guys re-write my character as who I am brave and heroic, then maybe the other Mars and Ares kids will stop pinching my cheek and these mysterious broken hands appearing everywhere.

Also why am I not always with Hazel we are a happy couple so you shouldnt pair me up with someone else and Hazel up with...Valdez.

From,

Frank Zhang

P.S. Just because I'm Mars's son doesn't mean I am very violent, it's a steriotype I hate, the others don't as much but I do!