Hey guys, its really difficult to think of more characters so I'm just gonna go through gods until I can think of one.
Poseidon
To all fanfiction writers,
This is just to tell you that I'm impressed that so many mortals know of our children. I thought the mist had that covered but I guess that is moot now. I am writing to make a couple of points about what you write.
First of all, I would like you to know that whilst it is funny to see Zeus fume about whatever it is on here that bugs him, I must ask you to stop, if not for your own sakes then to at least give us some sun up here on Olympus.
Also I must ask you to stop making tales of Artemis being with my son Percy, it drives her mad and we are running out of computers so we have had to confiscate her bow when she is on Olympus. Honestly us gods are getting bored of having to go down to earth to get some.
Also I must ask you to stop calling my son seaweed brain. As the god of the sea I find it offensive frankly.
However I do admit I like to read about the future that you guys pose of me and Sally together even if she is married. Oh us, don't let Amphrite read that dolphins are highly annoying to deal with. Especially when they are promised loads of fish for bugging me.
Sincerely,
Poseidon God of sea and your possible demise if you do not comply with my wishes.