Hey guys, I'm back with more god's raging. Next we have someone who is tall, dark and broody, king of the underworld, it's Hades!
Hades
To all fanfiction writers,
Why are so many of you wanting to become my kids! Honestly if I didn't have Persephone yelling over my shoulder about my trips to the mortal realm and saying this is why we have so many zombie problems, I probably would of let it slide. I will let you know however I am not a sad stalker like some of you make me out to be.
Admittedly there was the incident with my wife but hey that's from when I was younger so sod off. Also I may be occasionally cruel but most of the dead say I'm great... thinking about it I shouldn't brag about that.
Also I do not always threaten to kill Perseus three times in a conversation. Our most recent one it was twice. I do know how to show restraint.
Finally I demand you make me more stories with me being the hero. I am a heroic god of the Underworld and I demand you write me so.
Sincerely,
Hades, God of the Underworld
P.S. My Helm can show you your worst nightmares, just sayin'...