Red tempest ch 4

I don't own naruto

Spell check by Goku90504

There will be lemons and then there will be scenes like in the first chapter. Also there a slight Sakura and Sasuke bashing, not lot to take over the story, because this story is about Naruto and his girls.

Naruto sat at his table munching on a breakfast sandwich prepared by Mikoto, looking over several documents from the Daimyo and his accountants. Originally he thought he'd have to give up his job with the Daimyo, but then he remembered Kage bushin, and some other clone jutsu that would come in handy when he needed to be in two places at once. Also he'd be crazy to give up his hold on Konoha now.

Taking another bite Naruto skimmed through the document regarding the upcoming chuunin exams. The Daimyo wanted him to attend personally to help judge the Chuunin hopefuls; also he wanted insight on the betting pool. A lot of the ruling lords were expecting Sasuke to be in the exams.

Naruto snorted at the thought, damned Uchiha hadn't even passed the real Genin test and people already think he's ready to be chuunin. He didn't really care about the promotions, but it sickened him that people thought so highly of the Uchiha brat and he hasn't done anything to deserve it; also who the fuck would recommend a Genin team that hasn't even been together a year?

"Ah well doesn't really matter." He muttered sipping his coffee. A slender pair of arms attached themselves to his shoulders.

"Good morning Naruto-kun!" Yugao purred rubbing her cheek against his, her breasts pressed against his back.

"Morning Yugao-Chan, is our new housemate up yet?" He asked referring to Hinata.

"She'll be down soon, she's getting used to her new outfit that I picked out of her."

"Oh boy, what'd you force on her?" Naruto asked with false concern. He rather liked Yugao's sense of 'casual' house clothes. The anbu unwrapped herself from him, giving him an eye full of her purple lacy panties and bra with cat ears and tail plug specially designed to move to the wearers will.

Posing dramatically Yugao pointed to the top of the stairs. "Presenting our new housemate little miss bunny-Chan!"

Standing nervously at the top of the stairs was Hinata, dressed in white lacy underwear with bunny ears and a bunny tail.

"Uh… um… good morning!" She cried blushing and bowing low.

"Oh you're so cute!" Yugao squealed groping the Hyuyga and smothering her with her breasts.

"Um… Yugao-san…"

"What did I tell you call me?" Yugao warned sternly picking Hinata up by her bra strap.

"Yugao-nee-chan."

Yugao smiled and nodded, "Correct, Now let's get some breakfast! You have a big day today! Mikoto some pancakes!"

"Sorry we're out of milk." Mikoto replied form behind the kitchen island.

In a purple flash Yugao sat Hinata at the table and appeared behind Mikoto. "Really because I see two perfectly full jugs right here." She stated popping the Uchiha woman's top, exposing her breasts.

Lacing her hands with Chakra Yugao massaged Mikoto's breasts making her moan as the anbu milked her for well milk.

Back at the table Hinata's blush continued to grow redder, still she realized she never went home!

"Oh no father will be very angry at me for not coming home!" She panicked, before she could race out the door Naruto gently grabbed her and sat her back down.

"Don't worry about your clan I've taken care of everything, besides you couldn't reach Konoha from here on foot anyway."

"Where is here?" Hinata asked curiously, while taking a few calming breaths.

"About 200 miles south of Konoha, we're in the very southern part of fire country territory, formerly belonging to the land of whirlpool."

Hinata's jaw dropped, "How'd we get here in one night!"

Naruto smirked and kissed her on the lips, when he broke the kiss he whispered, "That's a secret."

"Pancakes are done!" Yugao exclaimed placing down two tall stacks of fluffy goodness. They all dug in and comfortable silence fell over the four as they enjoyed their breast milk pancakes.

Yugao was the first to finish; stretching like a cat with her butt raised high in the air, and leapt over the table Naruto catching her in his arms. "Time for me to go to work Naruto-kun; make sure you and Hinata-Chan are on time for your Genin test. I'll deal with the rest." She purred kissing Naruto on the lips and then disappearing in a purple flash to get ready for another day in Anbu.

Naruto rose from the table and hooked his arm around Hinata and began leading her upstairs. "Your clothes are still dirty from last night. You can barrow from Mikoto's and Yugao's closets until we go shopping for more."

"But I wasn't wearing my clothes last night…" Hinata said blushing remembering last night.

Naruto scratched his head embarrassed, "Yeah, well you see I kind of left all of your clothes there, except for your jacket, which I'm afraid Mikoto has taken the liberty of… upgrading it as she puts it. Better show you then explain." Naruto said as they entered Hinata's room, which other than the basics a bed, a desk, and closet was devoid of anything else; except for Hinata's jacket which hung in the closet, though you wouldn't recognize it.

"What-t-t-t did she do to it?" Hinata cried holding up her jacket. The heavy hooded coat that had covered her rapidly developing body now barely hid anything as it fell just past her breasts. The hood had been removed and replaced with a collar of fur around the neck to match the helm and sleeves and the fire symbol been replaced with a whirl mark.

"Do you like it?" Mikoto asked from the doorway. "I tried to make it as close to your mothers as I could, but it's been such a long time since I've seen her coat… so…" Mikoto didn't get to finish was Hinata wrapped her in a hug. She smiled motherly and combed her fingers through Hinata's hair when she felt tears soak her blouse.

"Thank you (hiccup!) It's perfect!" Hinata cried after hearing her coat's new designs relation to her mother she disregarded any misgiving she had. "I'm sorry I'm getting your clothes wet." Hinata said realizing what she was doing. Past experience, taught by pain and scorn via her father and clan, told her expressing her feelings was forbidden.

However as she pulled away, she found herself pulled back into a loving embrace by both Naruto and Mikoto.

"Shush now, it's ok, remember what I told you last night. You are under my protection. Your clan, your father, they can't hurt or control you anymore. You are free to think and feel as you wish. For you are my mate just as Mikoto and Yugao are, they are your new family, mothers when you need one, a sisters to support you, and lovers that will love you unconditionally and forever."

Tears of happiness fell as she listened to Naruto's words. The fear, the hurt, the pain fell away like water on her skin. This was her new family and she didn't care what happened as long as they were together.

"Arigato Naruto-kun…"

In a flash of yellow Naruto and Hinata appeared in a rundown apartment complex. The same apartment Naruto used to live in and the one the Hokage expected him to live in now. Naruto had two words to describe that idea, "FUCK THAT" but the building had its purpose. It made a great waypoint for his Hiraishin seals so he could travel between his real home and Konoha in seconds and no one would see him. Also he now owns the buildings, having bought it under his alias Nagamasa, so no one dared to even piss on the side of it or face capital punishment by the Hokage and the council. Nice to see the villagers follow one law that revolved around him.

"I've taken the liberty of setting up a room here for you, so you don't have to live in your clan compound anymore. And don't worry about your father; he wouldn't dare step foot here." Naruto said escorting Hinata out of the building. Several security seal glowed as they passed; this building had more protection than Hokage tower. "After you pass your Genin test, come here and I'll bring you home. If you end up waiting for me feel free to look at you room and make plans to redesign it if you wish. There's a catalog and a list of contract workers in the ground floor office."

As exited the building Hinata bowed to him. "Thank you Naruto-kun. For everything..." She said smiling.

Naruto waved her off, "Think nothing of it. Plus it was Mikoto who gave you the clothes, which look very nice on you by the way."

"Arigato," Hinata said with a blush. Her new attire consisted of her jacket over a tight black shirt that pushed up her breasts and skin tight black pants that traveled down pass her knees, where her new shinobi boots covered the rest of her legs. Needlessly to say she was looking dangerous and sexy.

"Only one thing is missing." Naruto pulled a red scarf, much like his own, form a seal and wrapped it around Hinata's neck. "There perfect! Well I'm to meet my sensei, good luck Hinata! I know you'll do great!" He yelled taking to the rooftops.

"I will Naruto-kun." She whispered watching him before taking off in the opposite direction.

Naruto arrived at the training grounds just before 10 am, where his 'teammates' were still waiting for their sensei to show up. He ignored their glares and Sakura's screeching and took a seat under a shady tree.

As he waited he began to ponder random things, some about who his next mate would be and other issues he had to handle as Nagamasa.

Finally ten minutes later at 10:10 am Kakashi arrived at the training grounds with an orange book in his face.

"Hello students, lovely day isn't?" Kakashi greeted lazily.

"Can we just get this over with?" Sasuke yelled impatiently.

Kakashi sighed behind his book; the youth of today were so impatient. "Sure each of you needs take one of these two bells from me by noon to pass my test.

"But there are only two bells sensei," Sakura pointed out.

"Very observant Sakura, there are only two, so can you guess what that means?" Kakashi asked only to sweat drop as she stared blankly at him. "Again are you sure you passed?" He asked the pinkette again, chucking as she flumed angry at his jabs. He should probably be nicer but… well Sakura can blame her mother for her treatment and a little of herself too. His ear doctor's bill was staggering to say the least.

Placing an alarm clock on a tree stump, Kakashi turned to his would be students and eye smiled, "Begin." He announced simply and two blurs took off into the forest, leaving Naruto the only one left in the clearing with Kakashi.

"You aren't going to hide?" Kakashi asked.

"No point. With your skill you'd find us before we could even get settled." Naruto answered, though he himself could probably take Kakashi to a draw with his current strength, and maybe beat him if he used Kurama's strength, but it was too soon to be revealing his true strength.

"Good point, but you should at least try." Kakashi encouraged.

Naruto smirked as he slid into the stance his mother taught him, it was risky to use considering who he was fighting, Kakashi would more than likely recognized it. Oh well, he didn't know anything else, so he'd deal with the fallout later.

"That stance…" Kakashi whispered under his breath, it was Kushina's Nintaijutsu, taijutsu combined with Ninjutsu, it was deadly and destructive fighting style based off using Kyuubi, but how did Naruto know it… Is it possible the fox taught him?

Kakashi didn't have the time to ponder as Naruto come flying at him his arm spread wide, chakra in the shape of a fox's head formed around his body, "Fox's maul!" The Jonin dodged the attack just in time as the fox's jaws chewed up the ground where he had stood.

"Shit," Kakashi cursed as Naruto took another stance.

"Fox's soaring claw!" Naruto leaping into the arm reared back as a gaint fox claw of chakra formed tearing the earth like paper on impact.

Skidding to a stop Kakashi got over his shocking seeing Kushina's taijutsu again and countered attacked by throwing several kunai. Naruto intercepted them with his scarf, briefly revealing his whisker marks, before replacing it, leaving Kakashi confused as to where his kunai had gone. Also there were no holes in the scarf.

"Want them back?" Naruto taunted playing with the loose end of his scarf. He spun on his heel unraveling his scarf; seven kunai flew at Kakashi, his own Kunai if the Jonin wasn't mistaken.

"Seals, weaved into the scarf, cleaver." Kakashi mused deflecting the Kunai. "Nice Taijutsu, how about a little Ninjutsu?"

Sinking into the ground Kakashi dug under Naruto and grabbed his ankles with the "head hunter jutsu" much to Kakashi's shock and amusement Naruto jumped and formed a fox leg of chakra and smashed the ground where he was. Only a quickly executed kawamii saved the Cyclops form serious injury.

"You are good, who trained you?" Kakashi asked emerging from the ground.

"My mother," Naruto replied proudly.

"I see," Kakashi replied skeptically. Did someone adopt Naruto after he left? If so who? And how would they know Kushina's techniques? "Let's try genjutsu." Flashing through hand seal Kakashi placed Naruto in a simple genjutsu that made him see everyone as a cat.

"HAhahaha you look so stupid!" Naruto laughed rolling on the ground. (Imagine hello kitty wearing Kakashi's clothes) Kakashi sweat dropped as Naruto regained control of his breathing and released the genjutsu. "Ah that was funny now it's my turn to get serious…"

"Sorry got to test the others, ja ne." With that Kakashi disappeared in a Shunshin.

Well that was anticlimactic Naruto mused slumping against a tree for another nap. He knew what they needed to do to pass, but honestly this team was a disaster waiting to happen and he didn't care enough to see it through, besides he knew something the others didn't.

"I hope you liked the show old man." Naruto said loud knowing the Hokage was watching with his crystal ball, along with several other Jonin and his shadow clone of Nagamasa.

The alarm clock buzzed signaling the end of Kakashi's test. The Jonin stood in front of three training posts, Sasuke and Sakura bounded to the wooden logs. To say the least he was very disappointed.

Sakura had tried to help Sasuke, which Sasuke refused calling her weak and useless. Kakashi hated to agree, but it was the hard truth of things for the girl. He doubted Sakura's capability as a shinobi, and really wondered why she was on his team. She would work much better with Kurenai or in the medical program away from her crush, so she could grow up and mature.

He wanted to fail them so badly, they weren't ready, another year under the new program would do them good, but he didn't have a choice thanks to the council. The last loyal Uchiha had to pass so he could wow the crowd at the next Chuunin exams.

Then there was Naruto the boy had skill, even better than that of the Uchiha, he even figured out the meaning of the test and tried to team up with the other two in the last ten minutes, but was refused by both.

"You three stay here, I'll be back in an hour, if you leave this clearing consider yourselves dropped from the program forever." Kakashi said coldly in full Jonin mode before disappearing in a swirl of leaves.

-Hokage's office

Kakashi appeared in the center of the room kneeling before the Hokage, who was flanked by Nagamasa Azai, both looking rather serious.

"Report Kakashi," Hiruzen commanded.

"Hai Hokage-sama, my evaluation of team 3 is failure. They are simply not ready to be Shinobi."

"What of their individual skills? Can any be salvaged to be placed on a current team that's missing a member?" Nagamasa asked.

Kakashi nodded, "Hai Azai-sama, Naruto Uzu… I mean Kitsune shows potential and seemed very adaptable, so placing him on an existing team should be no problem."

"What about the Uchiha?" A random Jonin asked a loud.

Kakashi sighed deeply. "Sasuke Uchiha is mentally unfit to be a shinobi, given his trauma and psych evaluation by Inochi Yakamura, he is obsessed with vengeance against his brother and suffers from a severe superiority and inferiority complex. An example of the later would be the time he broke Kiba Inuzuka's arm after Kiba usurped him from the top of the class once. It is sad to say, but we should cut off his chakra and keep him a civilian, he's too dangerous."

It was the Sandaime's turn to sigh; the political fallout of not having the Uchiha for this year's Chuunin exams would be devastating, all because the civilian council spread the word of the Uchiha's upcoming graduation. Prompting a series of bets from Daimyo cross the map, the hype was building to the point Sasuke Uchiha had to be in the Chuunin exams or many of their business clients threaten to withdraw their support and go elsewhere for Shinobi.

"Be that as it may, we have no choice but to pass Sasuke Uchiha." The Hokage said finally.

"Hokage-Dono if I may interject," Nagamasa said earning the old man's attention. "I believe this team would be a good fit, if only temporary."

Sarutobi frown his brow. "Are you sure?"

"Have I been wrong before?" Nagamasa challenged. "She was the top Kunoichi and rookie of the year of her graduation class before the Haruno initiative, she has a good record and skill set that balances out the other two."

He sighed, "Very well then Team three will be Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Kitsune, and Ayame Ichiraku. Sakura Haruno will be returned to the academy for another bout, Kakashi pick up your new student at this location, everyone dismissed!"

-Ichiraku Ramen stand

Unknown to the many patrons, the sweet smiling young girl serving them delicious ramen from the heavens, was in fact one of the few Genin Shinobi on reserve to be placed in the bingo books under a C rank. She didn't look it, but Ayame Ichiraku was far more dangerous then she let on.

Her Shinobi career started out well, Ayame and her teammates under their Jonin-sensei, quickly raised through the thresh holds for Genin teams, completing 100 D ranked missions and 12 C Ranked missions in under a year.

However on C ranked mission 13, things turned south. Their mission was to wipe out a bandit group wreaking havoc on a far out town. Unknown to the group several missing Nin were in cahoots with the bandits. Ayame's teammates and Sensei were killed.

Ayame didn't quit the mission though. Discarding her ninja tools and gear she appeared in town as an average traveling Ramen chief. Using her father's recipe her stall quickly gained popularity and all the towns folk, including the bandits and rogue shinobi, flocked to taste her Ramen.

Using an unscented and tasteless poison she contaminated the bandits' orders and within a week the entire bandit camp was killed. Ayame returned to the village with their heads and turned in her headband.

After she grieved for her team and the lives she'd killed using her father's precious ramen, Ayame asked to be placed in the Shinobi reserves and continued her training in secret, unknown to the Hokage a certain blonde played a role in Ayame's return to the Shinobi force.

"Genin Ayame Ichiraku, serial number 016790," Ayame looked up from the boiling both to catch sight of silver gravity defying hair. She knew who it was, and she knew why he was here. "You have been called on to serve by order of the Hokage. Please come with me."

"Hai Kakashi-san," Ayame acknowledged with a nod. "Allow me to gather my gear, please"

"Of course," Kakashi replied watching the 17 year old girl go to the back of the stand. Minutes later she reappeared dressed in Shinobi grab, black pants, and a cameo shirt under a utility vest with a lot of pockets. She wore a Konoha headband, bandana style, and red scarf around her neck. Most curious was the apron tied around her waist, he was about to comment on it, till he noticed all the sharp pointy tools on it, "Impressive Ayame-san."

"Thank you Kakashi-san."

"Sensei."

"Pardon," Ayame asked confused.

"I'm your sensei, welcome to team 3." Kakashi welcomed shaking her hand. Normally he might say something perverted, but he respected Ayame, and the fact they were very similar; both having lost their teammates and Sensei.

"I see it is an honor Kakashi-sensei." Ayame replied giving a firm handshake.

'Now this is a Shinobi' Kakashi mused as they took off for the training fields.

Naruto was still lazing about when Kakashi returned, his smirk hidden beneath his scarf as he took in the Jonin's companion.

"Sakura, you are dismissed, return to the academy if you so choose to." Kakashi said ignoring the girls shock and hurt. She was about to retort, to scream and demand that she stay, but then she saw Ayame.

Sakura had seen the Ramen girl before, cheery, happily, girly, spewing gossip, but the Ayame before her now wasn't the same girl. Her eyes were cool, calculating, and sharp as a razor blade. Only one word could describe the ramen girl now, 'Kunoichi' a real one, not a pretender like she was. With her head bowed low Sakura left the training field, depressed and defeated, the image of Ayame burned into her mind.

"Naruto, Sasuke, this is Ayame, she is your third teammate. Our training starts at 6 am sharp tomorrow. I'm serious when I say don't be late." With that Kakashi dismissed them and disappeared via Shunshin.

"Ayame-Chan," Naruto greeted.

"Naruto-kun," She replied nodding, "Nice to meet you Uchiha-san." Ayame greeted politely. Sasuke grunted and left the training grounds.

"Don't take it too personally Ayame-Chan, he's a prick."

Ayame smiled, "I know. He must be very full of himself if he thinks I'm one of his fan girls." She made a face of disgust at the thought. "Ugh, please kill me if I ever turn out like that."

"It would be a waste, but if that is your wish then I will full fill it." Naruto leapt down from his tree branch, lowered Ayame's scarf and kissed her. "Come home with me."

She shook her head, "No, my father still needs me, but soon I will join you and the others. Now what's I hear about you getting a new girl?"

Naruto chuckled, "Nothing gets by you. Who was it that told you?"

"A girl has her secrets Naruto-kun. Just know I approve of little Hinata, she is just so cute!" Ayame swooned.

"Want to meet her?" Naruto asked.

Ayame shook her head, "No, it's too soon. Here's a list of potential sisters, by the way. I've listed those that Hinata will have easier time persuading."

"You're amazing babe, thank you," Naruto kissed her again, leaving in a yellow flash. She smiled shaking her head and began the walk back home.

At roughly 8:10 pm Hinata returned the to the apartment complex with a spring in her step. She passed! She was a real Shinobi now. Briefly she wondered what her father would think, only to imminently regret the thought. No doubt her father wouldn't have anything kind to say, he'd look at her, grunt and dismiss her, saying she should have been top of the class BECAUSE she's a Hyuyga, which was complete bullshit. There were Hyuyga clan members in almost every class every year and hardly any of them become rookie of the year, they do good, better than most, but they weren't what people called geniuses.

That prompted another thought, how is Neiji, her cousin considered a genius? Yes, he's mastered the Hyuyga fighting style rather quickly, but so what? That's all he uses. He doesn't use Ninjutsu or Genjutsu, and no other Taijutsu other than clan style.

Again that was stupid. Kumo has been studying them for years to figure out a way to capture a Hyuyga in the field. More than likely they had a class at their academy to counter the Hyuyga style.

Then of course there was Sasuke Uchiha, before the standard change he was considered a genius too, again bullshit. Yes he lost his clan she felt sorry for him, but his brother, the murderer of said clan was an Anbu by Sasuke's age, and then the legendary Kakashi Hatake, he was five when he graduated, and six when he became a chuunin. Compared to either of them, Neiji and Sasuke were average.

Taking a calming breath Hinata opened the door to her apartment. She stopped dead in her tracks though at the sight of Naruto standing naked with only a towel around his waist. Water dripped from his blonde hair, suggesting he had just exited the shower.

"Welcome back, it took you awhile, was your test hard?" Naruto asked not bothering to cover himself more, much to Hinata's embarrassment and enjoyment.

"Not particularly. Kurenai-Sensei thought it would be a good idea if well all went out for supper together. I'm sorry if I made you wait." Hinata's face turned deep crimson, but she didn't stutter once.

Naruto shrugged off her apology it wasn't necessary, "It's alright. I had plenty of things to keep me busy. I've even started refurbishing her you're room."

"Thank you very much. Would you… ah want to put on some more clothes?"

Naruto raised brow, "Why? We've seen each other in fewer clothes, there's nothing to hide between us."

"Well it was dark…" Hinata replied uncertainly. Naruto gave her a curious look before removing the cloth from his waist. Making her 'eep' and cover her eyes with her hand, only to peek between her figures and gaze awe at Naruto's full member in the light.

"You are a funny one." Naruto chuckled as he watched Hinata's expressions. He would have thought she'd be over the embarrassment of seeing his dick, than again it was rather impressive. However there was some serious business they need to get done, before they moved any further with their relationship. Pulling on a pair of pants Naruto motioned Hinata to join him on the couch.

"Hinata before we take our relationship any further there are some things I need to explain to you. One of the most important is the fact that I am not human. I am a fox demon, or a half demon to be more accurate." Naruto paused checking Hinata's reaction and she was taking it rather well. "My goal when I asked to you join me is to acquire a harem of worthy mates to help me populate the land with demon children, to replace the ignorant humans, who judge my kind, (he's referring to the Jinchuuriki) even though we have done nothing against them. In case you have any second thoughts I placed a seal on you on the night we mated, that would erase all of your memories and you would return to the girl you were before meeting me, so…"

Naruto was cut off as Hinata's lips meet his in a passionate and heated kiss that lasted till both of them were out of breath.

"I never want to be the pathetic girl I was before again; you have made me stronger in more ways than one and have given me a purpose in life that is much greater than anything I could have dreamed. I want to be by your side with our children, when we teach those that have wronged us their well-deserved lesson."

"My god you are so hot right now!" Naruto said lustfully.

"Take me!" Hinata demanded shredding her coat and clothes in a heartbeat.

Their love making was long and passionate. They lay on the couch tired and covered in sweat in each other's embrace. Naruto kissed the top of Hinata's head as her eyes fluttered open and close as she tried to fight of sleep.

"Am I going to get pregnant?" She asked sleepily. The idea was more appealing than it should have been for a girl her age just starting her life, but then again her life was Naruto.

"No, not right now I placed an anti-pregnancy seal on you." Naruto answered.

"Isn't that counterproductive?" She said confused.

Naruto shook his head, "No. Right now I don't have a strong enough power base. We need to wait and clear the enemies from our path, before we start populating. If we were discovered too early our enemies would use our children against us, and I will not allow that. Also while I'm sure you would be a good mother, you getting pregnant right away would raise too many red flags, and we weren't exactly quiet about our relationship in public today. While people won't peg us as lovers right away they know we associate with each other."

"I think I understand, but I'm kind of tired… zzzzz…." Naruto chuckles as Hinata finally fell asleep. With a simple thought they disappeared in a yellow flash back to their real home.

Omake! Kushina's foreshadowing game show!

"I everyone it's me Kushina!" Applause! "Thank you, thank you, now as pointed by one of my many fans, I am not in the story as much as this story's summary would suggest, so Author-san agreed to let me do this Omake! To start things off let me explain the purpose of this game. You see there are several story elements that Author-san wants to do, but can't, so our lucky contestants play to win the better storyline! Let's start off strong with a crowd favorite; Hinata Hyuyga!"

Hinata: "Hello."

"Ah you're so cute! I could get a strap on and do you right now!"

Hinata: "What?"

"You heard me. Now Hinata you have three paths before you. Path number one is Author's original idea for you, which is you are the stories plaything! Path Number two is the Mikasa upgrade, you get a power increase, baton blades, 100 plus points of sex appeal, and a strong role in the story! Path number three is the jealously path. Where you become Jealous of Naruto's other harem girls and set out to kill them, which may or may not end in your death! Now choose a door and we'll reveal what hidden path you've chosen!" Ring, ring! "Sorry that my cell, be right back."

Hinata: "Byakugon!"

"Ok I'm back, which door do you choose?"

Hinata: "Number 3."

"Congratulations! Door number three is the Mikasa upgrade! Please exit the stage and collect your prizes, and while you're at it, fuck my son and give me grandkids!"

Hinata: "Hai!" runs off stage.

"She should have been on team 7 in canon; speaking of that lets introduce our second contestant and all time least favorite female naruto character of many and the Author; Sakura Haruno!"

Sakura: "Why are you so mean? I'm saving Naruto's life in canon right now!"

"No, future you in three years saving Naruto, current you has no bargaining chips, and if you even dare compare us, I will skin you alive!" Sakura shuttered and shuts up. "Good now you too have three paths, first path is civilian life and you're never mentioned again, second path is Shinobi life where you end up in the seduction core, though that's a bit of stretch, you don't really have the body for that, and the third path is competent Shinobi life, with the possibility of you and Ino being a couple but never really talked about."

Sakura: "I thought the contract said no yuri or Yaoi?" Flips through contract.

"No it's no yaoi, but Yuri is ok."

Sakura: "That's kind of hypocritical."

"People are tired of Naruto yaoi and the Author is not a fan of it, so there, now answer or be erased from the story!"

Sakura: "Ok, ok gesh, door number 2."

"Ok door number 2! Let's see, it's a note from the Author, results will be mailed to you later. Well that's kind of a cop out. Oh well. You can leave."

Sakura: "But!"

"Security!" Two brawny bald men drag Sakura away.

"Ok, now for our final contestant, the Author's most hated character; Sasuke Uchiha! Now Sasuke you have three paths, the first is…"

Sasuke: "I choose door number one, because that's what I am."

"Ugh ok, but are you sure you don't want to hear the paths?" Sasuke glares. "Ok door number 1 is… oh my god that's so funny! HAHAHAHA! You are so fucking screwed duck ass!"

Sasuke: "What is it tell me!"

"No, no this is too good to spoil, I'm just going to go, enjoy your new path in life. I'm sure it will be very enlightening."

Sasuke: "What are you talking about? What's going to happen to me? Tell me dammit!" Lights on stage go out…

End of omake!

Author's note

Thanks for reading I hope you all enjoyed the chapter and remember to review and ask questions you might have or thoughts, I like to answer if I can. On my profile is a segment called Why Hinata should be on team 7 or something like that, my personal theory is that Hinata would have worked much better on team 7 rather than 8 is on my profile. I was originally going to post it here, but it was much longer than I thought it would be.

Fun fact Ayame's name means iris or pattern However, it can also mean "to murder" or "to wound" which is weird because I didn't even know that as I wrote her Ninja back story.