AN: THANKS PEEPS I YOU ARE AMAZING ok ok ok well today I going to try extra hard cause today is my birthday! My friend sent me a grell toy hes so adorable! Btw people i don't support sasuke x naruto so don't go bitching in the comments!

No ones pov: the two men stared at the boy with the red hair and the boy was confused and the men looked the boy up and down and started talking

UNKNOWNs pov: a boy stood in front of us looking protectively at the bag. I turned to my husband next to me and said "hun lets blow this kid and go home" and he said "baby poo poo pie" the kid in front of us was confused so I put out my hand to him "hi my names naruto and this is my husband sasuke" I pointed to the guy next to me and kissed him on the cheek "and we are taking our daughter home" I said pointing at the bag. "hn" my husband agreed.

Sasoris pov: I was shocked and confused and even a bit bemused. "uh one question" I said. Naruto nodded and said "ok! Whats your question?" I put my finger on my chin and said "HOW THE FUCK WAS MAKING A CHILD BETWEEN TWO MEN EVEN POSSIBLE?!" "wellllllllllllllllllllllllll" naruto started to say "its called mpreg my dear kid" then sasuke chimed in with "to satisfy those batshit insane fanfiction people" I nodded because well I agree! "excuse me but can I have that bag" I said hesitantly "well we were gonna throw it in a river but here ya go" naruto said and tossed me the bag then walked away with sasuke. I hugged the bag to my chest and sighed in relief that she was still breathing and that my doll was safe.

Sakuras pov:I woke up to being dragged in a bag I stayed still and deathly silent so no one could hear me I wondered what was going on "oh fucking squirrels fucking a couch on a Sunday morning! its my parents" I thought to myself while eternally freaking out. I heard another person approach and and peeked threw a hole in the bag it was the guy with the golden eyes from earlier he stared at my parents from earlier and they started talking and suddenly I was thrown to him well me in the bag and as my parents walked away he held me close to his chest and sighed and we walked away.