Hey guys I won't be online for a week so no updates for a week so I will give you a longer chapter. I bring you, the big fuzz face himself…THE MINOTAUR!
MINOTAUR
RAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR!
Sincerely,
The Minotaur(…roar…)
…no….fine…. here we have the marvellously loony OCTAVIAN!
Octavian
Dear fanfiction writers,
I am mortified that you want to sully the name of the Hero of New Rome! I defeated the great enemy Gaea, admittedly with a teensy winsy bit of help from that Graecus, BUT THAT MEANS NOTHING!
For some reason after I saved us I was sent to the fields of PUNISHMENT! Being stabbed by teddy bears is not what I deserve, and to have you rub it in by portraying me as a bad guy in every single tale you write, you should be here, NOT I!
Also why do I always seem so annoying in every single thing you write! I am in fact a calm and reasonable person so portray me so!
And another thing, why are you always on the Graecus scum's side anyway, the Romans are the right side to be supporting, the Greeks will always back stab you…or fling you in the air as the case may be…
I do ask a favour however, from you Graecus loving snakes, tell that traitor of a soldier I sponsored, that he should lose sleep over killing New Rome's greatest hero! I shall be avenged….any of you perhaps…no…DAMN!
Well if you must insist in supporting the Greeks than I ask you stop writing this filth called fanfiction or at least change it to the Geeks dying continuously. That will make for great literature…
Sincerely,
Octavian, Augur, Hero of New Rome