Red tempest
Ch 14
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Last chapter was weird, so let's just move on and forget if you wish too. Also sorry for long it took to get this chapter , but I got sick and it really kicked my ass and I'm having a hard time typing, feelling better, but still sick and I get headaches more easily.
Also this chapter all over the place and kind develops fast, but only because you basically knows what happens, so I'm not gonna waste time recreating the scenes to match the show. I'm taking the turn to wonderland! WHAOO!
Try to enjoy the ride!
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The day was finally here, it was the day of the chuunin exams, or more accurately the night before it and everyone was awake and getting down and dirty for the Hokage party/parade. Booths were up selling booze and fried snacks, there were scanty clad mistress roaming the streets, serving said food and other items and services to the Shinobi folk of the village as they drank away the night.
It could be said this would the best time to attack Konoha, and normally one would be right, except for the small little detail, the daimyo, Nobunaga Oda, was in attendance for the festival. As was his massive army, counting in 40,000 samurai, and they were on high alert well their ninja counterparts relaxed for their only night off of the year. And if were to ask where the other 40,000 of the 100,000 army was, the answer would be the border. You'd have to be crazy to attack Konoha this night.
Enough of that, let's move onto the festivities. To help pay for the event, the Hokage took on some sponsors, such as the local cult of the fox and cult of the raccoon, and they intern invited the cult of the Octo Ox, to help support the event, which is why the Kumo jinchuuriki, Kirabi or Killer bee, was present and putting on a rap concert that not even the drunkest individual could enjoy or stand, unless you were part of his groupies.
Another sponsor was the Slug Queen casino, it's door were busting open as it was the only casino in all of Konoha, and many of the residents were getting their pockets emptied, by the oh so sexy slug girls running the games.
All it was really wild and joyous night and all were partaking in the merry making especially two certain demon containers.
"The time is neigh Gaara, tomorrow we will being our conquest!" Naruto declared red face, a hefty amount of liquor bottles piled behind him.
Gaara looked to his demon brother with concern, "Why are you talking like that? And shouting our plans to the world none the less?"
"I (hick up!) may have had too many…" Naruto admitted.
"I believe so brother, come let us return our abode and lay with our mates till the morn."
"Now who's talking fancy?"
"Tis for fun, dear brother, now to thy mates!"
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Meanwhile at Naruto's residence
"Hey yo! Wake up lil' bros! It's time to rise and shine to the beat of my killer rhyme's! It's the rapper killer bee's morn' wake up special!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP BEE!" was the combined response of the two young Jinchuuriki and their mates. All of them were piled into a single large bed, all in various stages of undress, from half clothed to half naked to fully naked.
"Oh kami my head! I thought we were immune to alcohol?" Gaara moaned pushing through the pile of bodies.
"I guess even we have tolerances," Naruto replied, "Hey, what time is it?"
"It's a quarter to nine lil' bro, the exams start in fifteen minutes! Yall better get moving! Yeah!"
"What? Why didn't you wake us up sooner? Oh crap! Hinata, Ayame, whoever else is in the exams wake up! Grab some clothes and get to the front door! Hurry!" Naruto barked, causing everyone to flee in a frenzy panic. Doors were slammed open and shut as the residences of the house gathered their combat clothes and gathered by the front door, they disappeared in a yellow flash the moment they were all gathered.
From the kitchen Anko saw the whole thing, standing with a frying pan filled with eggs and hash browns, awkwardly standing there as Yugao, Kurenai, and Mikoto entered the kitchen and took a seat.
"Um are they going to have breakfast?"
"Afraid not dear," Kurenai said unfolding the newspaper. "They're a might busy what with the exams starting in about ten minutes."
Anko looked between her mother and aunts, "But the exams don't start till the afternoon."
Killer bee chuckled as he sat down next to Kurenai, "Greatest prank I ever pulled on number nine, and man don't you look fine and those egg divine! Pass the jelly because Killer bee is ready! To eat."
Everyone sweat dropped and continued on with breakfast.
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Naruto and crew stumbled into the stadium in hemp and in various states of dress, coming face to face with the Hokage and Kazekage as they did a pre inspection of the stands, along with Anbu and some Jonin. Both demon containers stumbled out of the pile of women before the two village leaders, lucky they had their pants on, though you could see a bulge between their legs, the size of which made many of the males feel self-conscious with their equipment and the females curious.
"What are you staring at? Never seen morning wood before?" Gaara snapped at the on lookers, causing everyone to quickly look away. "That's right you know whose top dog here."
Naruto frowned as he looked over the stadium, quickly figuring out he'd been doped by bee. "I'm guessing were early, then, Hokage-Sama?" Sarutobi nodded. "I see, we'll be on our way. I have an Ox to butcher and baroque."
The two Kage watched them go when Naruto and his group were out of ear shot the Kazekage looked to Sarutobi and said, "You have some strange characters in your village, Hokage-Dono."
"You have no idea." Sarutobi replied shaking his head, in the distance a loud shout of "YOUTH" could be heard as a large dust cloud circled the arena. "You really don't.
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It was now times for the Chuunin exams to begin the stands were full, the combatants gathered in arena below. There was only one thing to be done, the opening ceremony.
"Greetings everyone, I am Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandiame Hokage of Konoha. I would like thank you all for coming to see this violent display of gore in the name of peace and unity between our great villages. Before we begin I have some announcements. First a thank you to the cult of the fox for sponsoring the event and providing concessions and donating the four gaint HD plasma screen TV's and thanks to the cult of the Raccoon dog for providing the our third party announcer girls and referee. Also thanks to Slug Queen Casino for handling all the bets and for broadcasting this event worldwide. Finally I would like to announce the marriage of Kakashi Hatake to a Miss Kongiku?( Mumbling that everyone can hear: Is that how you say it? It's is? Ok, we got a picture of her? Put it on screen. Holy shit she'd got some tits! That's fucking awesome!)" Cough, cough, "Yes, good for Kakashi and my final announcement is the marriage between Might Gai and Yuzuruha? (Mumbling again: Really? Is this real? Am I high? No? You sure? This actually happened?) Yes, good for them. Now let's start the Chuunin exams our first match is between Hinata and Neiji Hyuyga! All others clear the field!"
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author's note
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So this is a really short chapter, but I'm tired and this has been a mess to write, but the fights will be better. Like I said up top I got a cold and I've just been slugging though this chapter so I'm going to end here so I can just move on get start with the next one, which should be better.
On another note, who wants an Omake of how Kakashi and Gai got their wives?