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Chapter 16: Monster Charming

3 minutes. That was how long he had been in this crowded, useless, disgusting, terrifying room. It felt like years. 3 minutes, and he already wanted to thrown himself out the window; never mind that they were on the 3rd bloody floor of the building.

"Umm..."

Tsuna shifted on his feet, his hands in his pockets, in front of the room. Oh god, what did he do to deserve this? He was shy, dammit! You want him to talk to one person, one on one? Fine! Twenty? He'd rather dig his own grave.

It didn't help that they were all staring. As well as pointing. Did they have to whisper (Read: Gossip) about him too? He was right in front of them!

"Who is he?"

"Maybe, Hibari-san's cousin or something? Why else would he escort him, personally, to the classroom?"

"But he doesn't look like him."

"Boyfriend?"

"You think he swings that way?"

"Dunno, he does look like a girl though."

"True, look at his eyes."

"Wow, strange color. Contacts?"

For the 27th time in the span of 3 minutes, Tsuna mentally cursed at a certain skylark. It was bad enough that he was new, but did Hibari had to drag him to the classroom? Needless to say, even if Tsuna was the most unremarkable, boringest person in the world, he would still have the attention of Class 1-A if Hibari escorted him personally.

And for Gaia's sakes, he did not look like a girl! He didn't have anything remotely looking like a girl! Okay, maybe he was a little shorter than average and little too slender. Sure his hair was just a teensy longer that normal and-He was just digging himself a bigger hole wasn't he?

Clearing his throat, the teacher said, "Class. This is Sawada Tsunayoshi. He's a ward of His Grace, The External Advisor Sawada Iemitsu, and this will be his first time actively learning in school.

I plead you all to respect Sawada-san as you would to yourselves and welcome him to this class."

Turning to Tsuna, the teacher smiled,"It's a pleasure to meet you. Please address me as simply, Mizu-sensei. Introduce yourself, would you?"

Smiling calmly on the outside, Tsuna was a nervous wreck inside. Turning to the interested, and attentive class in front of him, he smiled shakily.

"...My name's Sawada Tsunayoshi, just call me Tsuna. It's nice to meet you all...I think" said Tsuna carefully, internally sweating like crazy.

What if they thought he was weird? Or that he was strange? Untouchable, or perhaps stupid. GAH! Nevermind that they were idiotic morons, He didn't want to be stuck alone in this hell!

So when he heard their response he was both scared and relieved.

"Is that your real eye color?"

"What's your relation to Hibari-san?"

"Are you gay?"

"Bloodtype?"

"Are you a girl or boy?"

"Marry me?"

As Tsuna started answering the questions while fighting back the urge to stomp them to death for some questions (Read: the gender one), He smiled slightly as he saw Yamamoto wave a hand, and Gokudera smile, causing nosebleeds and heart attacks, at him.

From what he could see, the students were friendly, a bit a little nuts in the head. They also needed to get their hearing, sight, and brain checked out. But nice nonetheless.

During his first class, Tsuna nearly had mini heart attacks with every sentence the teacher said. Guess what subject it was? Science.

The teacher, some guy who's name started with N, continued lecturing, much to the risk to Tsuna's health, "All living creatures are made of tiny life forms named cells. In fact there are over billions upon trillions of cells that make up a single person."

Oh Gaia. He was made up of little people?

"How can we define living? Some people say that living means breathing, but that isn't necessarily true. For example, plants are living creatures, but do they breath?" the teacher continued.

...Plants were living? He was never going to look at any vegetable or fruit the same again.

"For this the Cell theory was created in 1839. One component is that all living creatures has to be composed of at least one cell. For example, the unicellular Amoeba."

Wait. Cells were ridiculously small...did that mean he could be sitting on an Amoeba right now?! Oh Gaia, this era was going to be his death.

"The next is that it must reproduce. Note that viruses do not count. They take over your cells to reproduce. They don't reproduce by themselves. And to clear things up, cells can reproduce on their own"

Oh great. First he has little people, now he has little babies too?

The next class was writing. Tsuna found himself absolutely confused by it. They were suppose to write, right? So...where were the quills and ink?

"Juudaime, thats a led pencil. You click the thing on top to get the led out, and you write with it. Use the pink rectangle to erase it" whispered Gokudera to Tsuna as he sneaked a led pencil along with an eraser to Tsuna. He sat in the seat right of Tsuna.

"Ha ha, Are we playing a game? Why doesn't Tsuna know how to use a lenpencil?" whispered Yamamoto from behind him.

"Baseball Freak, are you insulting Juudaime?!" Gokudera snared.

"What'd ya mean, Gokudera?" smiled Yamamoto.

"Grr..."growled Gokudera.

Meanwhile, Tsuna was entranced by the new technology that Gokudera had given him. One could see sparkles practically radiating off him.

...Wait. He was glowing. Shit.

By the time it was time for lunch, Tsuna had his head buried in his hands. Nursing a gigantic headache, Tsuna could safely say that within the 4 periods (Each one taking up 45 minutes), he had lost about 10 years of his life.

"Umm, Juudaime?" questioned Gokudera cautiously as he sat on the chair on the right of Tsuna in the classroom. He was rather worried, he hadn't missed the shocked, confused, and increasingly terrified expression on his Juudaime face during the lessons.

"Tsuna, you okay?" asked Yamamoto, sitting on the desk in front of Tsuna.

Tsuna mumbled something. Yamamoto and Gokudera blinked, having not heard a word.

"Juudaime/ Tsuna?" they asked, clearly worried that their wayward friend had suffered brain damage when they weren't working.

Lifting his head from his arms, Tsuna looked straight into their eyes. "Gokudera. Yamamoto" said Tsuna calmly, before bursting into tears and banging his head against his desk. "This school is insane!"

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