Hello I'm back! This chapter isn't really that serious. It goes over what Naruto's clones did when they went to see Caster and Illya. Hope you all enjoy!
(Marshalanime does not own Naruto or Fate/Stay Night)
"pretty big house" Naruto commented as he looked at the house he was standing in front of. "Might as well knock" the blond said before he did just that.
Few minutes earlier
"You really should've killed them" a woman in a hooded maids outfit said as her, a woman that looked almost identical to her, and Illya walked into the foyer. "I already told you. It wouldn't be fun if I just killed them" Illya told her. "Still-" the woman was saying when they heard knocking. "Were we expecting anyone?" the other woman asked, to which the other to shook their heads.
"Who would come here?" Illya asked as they moved to the door. "We'll find out" the first woman said as she grabbed the handle and opened the door.
"Hi Illya! Can I come in?" Naruto asked once they opened the door. After a moment of just staring at the blond in utter shook, Illya grabbed the door and slammed it in Naruto's face.
Moving away from the door and huddling together Illya asked, "Why is he here?!". "Perhaps he came to attack you" the first maid suggested. "He didn't seem like he wants to hurt Illya. Maybe he just wants to talk" the second maid suggested, this getting the other two to glare at her. "Why would he want to talk?! I tried to kill him last night" Illya said.
"Hey! Don't just slam the door in my face!" Naruto yelled from his side of the door. "I have an idea" Illya said.
"Ah! Thanks, I was wondering how long you'd leave me out-" Naruto was saying when Illya blasted him with one of her familiars. "He went poof" the second maid commented. "It was one of those stupid clones of his" Illya said as she started thinking about what the blond was planing.
School
"I'm fine, just the us-" Naruto was saying when he got an annoyed look and his eye twitched. "Something wrong?" the Kuzuki asked. "Illya just killed my clone" the blond said as he formed a bunch of clones and sent them off. "If she wants to be like that, then fine! I'll just have to wear her down!" Naruto said to himself.
Einzbern estate
"It doesn't look like anyone else came with him" the first maid said after the three of them searched the mansion. "It wouldn't make sense for him to come alone! He has to be up to something!" Illya said.
"I just want to talk" Naruto said as the three turned a corner to see the blond. However the clone didn't get to say more because Illya once again destroyed it. "I was right. He wants to talk" the second maid said. "Please Liz, he's just trying to get us to lower our guard" the first maid said.
"Actually, Liz's right. You should probably listen to her. I'm just going to keep showing up until you do" a new clone said from behind them. "How do you keep getting in here?!" Illya nearly yelled as the three quickly turned to face the blond. "I'm a shinobi, I've been trained to get into places without being detected. It's not like security here is as tough as the Einzbern's main house" Naruto told them.
"Then I guess I'll just have to kill you every time you show up. Huh Onii-chan" Illya said as her familiar flew next to her. "Then it's down to who gives in first isn't it" Naruto happily said just before Illya destroyed him. "You're right, and I'll be the one to win!" Illya declared as she got excited at this game they were now playing.
Ryuudou temple
"Here to see Caster again?" one of the monks asked Naruto as the blond walked past the temple gates. "Yeah. You know where she is?" the blond asked the man. "She should be in her room" the monk said as he swept the stone path. "Thanks" Naruto said before walking in the direction of Caster's room.
'It's always so relaxing up here' Naruto thought as he walked along the outer walkway of the temple. "Come to pay us a visit again?" a boy with black hair and classes asked as he walked up to the blond. "Hey Issei. I came by to see Caster" Naruto told his friend. "Come to see that witch again huh?" Issei asked. "You know, if you keep talking about girls like that, I'm going to have to assume you just don't like women" Naruto said as Issei walked with him.
"I don't know what you're talking about" Issei said. "The only time I hear you talk about a girl, it's either you badmouthing Rin or calling Caster a witch" Naruto told the boy. "Caster is a witch, and it's not badmouthing if it's true" Issei said as he adjusted his glasses. "First, don't let Caster hear you calling her a witch. I doubt she'd appreciate it. Second, you're only partially right about Rin, so you're still badmouthing her" the blond told him.
"How would you know if I'm right or wrong about Tohsaka?" Issei asked. "I spent last night with her" Naruto told him, getting Issei to stop where he was. "You spent the night with that two-faced girl?!" Issei asked like he'd just been told the blond had the plague. "Not like that" Naruto told the boy. "Sorry. I assumed Jiraiya had finally convinced you to sleep with someone" Issei said, a bit calmer.
"If you weren't sleeping with her, then what were you doing?" Issei asked. "I got hurt and past out last night. She took me back to my place and patched me up. She was in my room when I woke up" the blond said. "I don't believe Tohsaka can do something so kind. What's the catch?" Issei asked. "I helped her out before and she didn't want to owe me anything" Naruto said. "That sounds more like her" Issei said.
Einzbern estate
"You'll pay for this!" Illya yelled as she chased Naruto with her hair painted orange. "I don't know what you're talking about! Orange looks good on you!" the blond yelled back as he dodged the magic blasts her familiars were firing at him. Naruto was about to turn a corner, when Leysritt came from said corner and cut him in half with her halberd.
"Nice one Liz!" Illya cheered. "Yeah, I wasn't expecting that at all" a new clone said as he stood behind Illya. "Thank you" Leysritt said. "How many of you are there!?" Illya asked as she turned around. "I can keep making clones, so there isn't really a limit to how many you'll have to destroy" the blond told her.
"You'll have to get tiered eventually!" Illya said as she started blasting the clone, making the blond run for his life.
Ryuudou temple
"Caster, you in here?" Naruto asked as he opened the door to Caster's room. "I am, but you really should knock before you enter a girls room you know" the blue haired woman said as she turned from her crystal ball on the small table in the middle of the room to the blond. "I'll keep that in mind next time" Naruto said as he entered the room and closed the door behind him.
"Have you come to pay me a visit like usual, or do you have a different reason for being here" Caster asked with a soft smile. "I would've come here whether I had something to talk to you about anyway, but I think you know why I'm here" the blond said as he sat down next to her. "The Grail war" the woman said with a somewhat melancholic expression.
"Yeah. You're a servant aren't you?" Naruto asked. "Yes. Do you intend to kill me?" Caster asked. "No" the blond answered much to the woman's surprise. "But you're a master. Why would you not attack an enemy servant?" Caster asked. "You're not an enemy, you're my friend" Naruto told her with a big smile, getting Caster to blush lightly.
"Even after you enter into the same war where only one can win, you still refuse to see me as an enemy?" Caster asked. "That's what I said!" Naruto told her. "I'm happy to hear that. You and Souichirou have been so kind to me. I didn't want either of you to get hurt, or worse, killed fighting each other" Caster admitted.
"I wouldn't want to see the two of you hurt either. Though I do have a question" Naruto said. "What is it?" Caster asked with a warm smile. "Kuzuki-sensei and I found you in front of the temple of the temple a few days ago almost completely out of energy. Did something happen to your first master?" the blond asked. "I did not like the man that summoned me. So I tricked him into using all of his command seals then killed him" Caster explained.
"Don't you think that was a bit harsh?" the blond asked. "He was a cowardly man with no desire to fight. He intended to win by allowing all of the other participants kill each other and then claim the grail afterwards" Caster told him. "Remind me to never get on your bad side" the blond told her. "Don't worry. I'd never want to do that to you!" Caster assured the blond.
Einzbern estate
"I give up! You win happy?!" Illya yelled as she stood in a sitting room with orange hair, a blue face, and yellow paint covering her clothes. Beside her was Leysritt who had so may different colors on her maids outfit that she looked like someone threw paint an a canvass and what was a cream pie covering the top of her head with some on her nose and cheek. On her other side stood the other made who's left eye was twitching as she stood there covered in feathers from head to toe.
"Giving up already? You only took out fifty or so clones" Naruto said as he dropped down from the roof. "Destroying your clones isn't the problem! The problem are all the pranks you keep using on us!" Illya yelled as she threw her arms up in the air. "I have to defend myself somehow, and since I don't want to hurt you there the best option. Besides, it's been years since I've been able to use my pranking skills like this" Naruto told the girl.
Ryuudou temple
"So what are you going to do if you're not going to fight?" Caster asked the blond. "Who said I wasn't going to fight?" Naruto asked. "Well, you have no intention of fighting me, you seemed pretty close to the girl with Archer as her servant, and by the way you treated Illya I'd say you don't want to fight her either" Caster said. "I see you saw my fight with Beserker. If you want to know what I plan to do it's simple" Naruto said as he locked eyes with Caster.
"I plan to keep anyone from winning the grail" Naruto told her. "Why would you want to do that?" the blue haired woman asked, surprised by the blonds plan. "Old man Kiritsugu never went into detail about things concerning magic, but he did tell me what happened at the end of the last Holly Grail war" Naruto said as he turned his head to look at the table.
"What happened in the last war?" Caster asked. "Old man Kiritsugu had his servant destroy the grail after he'd won it" Naruto told her.
Einzbern estate
"Why would he do that?!" the first maid asked once the three girls got cleaned up and Illya demanded to know why Kiritsugu left her. "He said that the grail had become corrupted by a servant that was never suppose to be apart of the war during the third Holly Grail war. If he had made his wish, then it would make a literal hell on Earth. When the Einzbern heard what he did, they took it as a betrail and refused to let him come back for you" Naruto told Illya.
"If Kiritsugu had his servant destroy the grail, why is there another Holly Grail war?" Illya asked. "I don't know, but I intend to keep the grail from being used like the old man did" Naruto said. "Does that mean you intend to win the grail so you can destroy it?" the first maid asked. "As long as other masters and servents aren't eliminated, the grail won't materialize. So all I have to do is keep everyone from killing each other" the blond said.
"So Onii-chan isn't going to fight me?" Illya asked. "Yep! Unless you try to kill me again. Then I'll have to defend myself, but I'd never hurt you Illya" Naruto said as he patted the girls head. "Then you'll come and play with me again?" Illya asked with hope. "Of course!" Naruto said, only to have the girl tackle him with a hug.
"I don't like this" the first maid said, still upset that the blond pulled so many pranks on her. "You're being strict again, Sella. It's nice that Illya's so happy" Leysritt told Sella.
Ryuudou temple
"I hope you succeed in keeping the grail from appearing. I don't have a wish that I need the grail to make happen" Caster said. "Oh yeah. Servants get their wishes granted too. What is your wish?" Naruto asked. "I wish to be a good wife and mother" Caster told him. "That sounds easy enough. You'd definitely make a wonderful wife and mother" the blond told Caster, making the girl blush.
"T-thank you Naruto. You're so kind to say that" Caster said as she tried to hide her blush. "It's true" Naruto said, completely oblivious to Casters blush.
"Now I just need to tell Saber that I don't want to win the Holly Grail. Let's hope she takes it well" Naruto said as he shuttered at the thought of Saber being pissed at him. "You just need to explain why you don't want to win the grail. I'm sure if she's a reasonable person she'll understand" Caster told the blond.