Bitch

"How's your head?" Lauren asks . . . cautiously?

That's means she's trying to have a bullshit conversation.

And Lauren doesn't do bullshit conversations.

"Is something wrong?" I ask.

She shrugs, "No; I'm good."

"You want to ask me about Edward don't you?"

"Don't get mad."

I sigh. "I'm tired of being angry. Knock yourself out."

"I completely understand that you're not happy with this whole mating thing," she states, putting down her turkey sandwich, "But what I don't understand is why you're being like this."

"Like what?"

"Now, you've always been a bitch," she assures me with a smirk, causing me to laugh, "But this whole day all I've heard people saying is, 'Stay away from Swan'."

"Ok."

"And it makes me wonder . . . is that really the only problem? Are you maybe upset about something else that might be causing you to be this much of a bitch?"

"Nope."

"Oh, ok," she says, picking her sandwich back up.

"Lauren?"

"Hm," she hums through a mouth full of turkey.

"How do you feel about this whole mating thing? I mean your birthday is in two months so you have to be thinking about it."

She shrugs, "I don't really care; I just feel bad for the guy that has to put up with me for the rest of his life."

I laugh.

Loud.

"Could you keep it down out here?" a teacher growls, poking her head out of a door down the hall.

Lauren and I both send the middle finger in her direction.

"Deten-"

"Yeah, yeah, we know," Lauren says with a wave of her hand.

The teacher glares hard before popping back into her classroom.

We're quiet for a few moments.

"But seriously, how's your head?"

"Eh, no permanent brain damage."

"I don't think you'd be able to function if you lost any more brain cells."

My jaw drops, "Asshole!" I laugh.

"Bitch!"

"I fucking love you," I say, still laughing.

"I fucking love you, too," she laughs, too, hiving me a side hug.

A/N: Bella isn't always this much of a bitch . . . According to Lauren. But maybe that's not saying much as they're very alike.

They remind me of you and I, bubs ;)

You guys know the drill: f, f & r!

~ Madison~