A/N: I'm back! Finally… sorta. Anyway, so I just finished watching James Bond, my next favorite thing alongside Teen Titans and Star Trek, and that's what inspired this little short. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, and I'm not James Bond… sorry…
Chapter Six:
The Name's…Logan?
Cyborg walked into the garage, absent mindedly polishing a bit of machinery, before he noticed something. He stopped, dropping whatever he was holding, and stared at the empty spot where the T-Car used to sit. In its place was Beast Boy's Moped, and a note. Cyborg stormed over and grasped at the post-it, which read, "Sorry Cy, I promise I'll return her in one piece." Cyborg turned and stomped back up the steps, muttering under his breath, "BB, I'm gonna get you for this…"
Robin walked into his room, which looked exactly as he had left it, except for one little detail. The closet door was ajar. He grabbed his Bo-Staff, and stepped towards the door cautiously, prying it open and charging inside, to find nothing. He stumbled out, dropping the staff, and mumbled to himself, before he caught a glimpse of the blue post-it note stuck to an empty hangar. The words, "I'll dry clean it", were scrawled in Beast Boy's messy handwriting. Robin crumpled the piece of paper in balled fists, grabbing the hanger where one of his fanciest dinner tuxedos' used to be.
Starfire and Raven returned from the Mall to find Robin and Cyborg on the couch, equal distances apart, staring murderously at the blank television. Raven glided over to Robin, "Let me guess…. He took a few things that weren't his?" Robin mumbled something incoherent, while Cyborg stayed silent. Raven shrugged, and grabbed the remote, switching on the TV.
To her absolute surprise, all the stations had been routed by the local news, showing a picture of the T-Car, with its brand new Stealth Black paint job, as a voice continued in the background, "…and in breaking news today, a real life James Bond saved the world from what could have been the most catastrophic incident yet. The man has asked to remain unnamed, but is seen in the picture here, with his vehicle, and the evil mastermind that he apprehended single-handedly. The self-proclaimed, "Dr. Evil", attempted, and almost succeeded, to cause a catastrophic nuclear meltdown that would have fallout effects over hundreds of miles. Mr. Bond foiled his plan, and brought him in to custody later…" Just then, the door shut, and Beast Boy walked in, wearing a tattered tuxedo, and carrying the keys to the T-Car. He looked at Cyborg, "I brought it home in one piece..." He said, before walking away.
Raven stared after him, mystified, while the two boys continued to fume. Starfire seemed to piece two and two together, before she turned to the others, "In the movies of this James Bond, does he not always… get the girl?" Raven adopted a mischievous smile, before she followed after Beast Boy, "Oh, he'll get the girl alright." Robin and Cyborg quit their fuming just long enough to burst into hysterical laughter, watching Raven's form disappear into the darkness. It was going to be a long and loud night.
A/N: I'll just leave everyone to process that. Have fun! Thanks for reading. Leave a review if you feel like it! Leave one if you don't! :P