Hetalia... yeah!

Number 5: Pub 'n Go

Disclaimer: I don't own 'Hetalia's Pub 'n Go', or 'AoT'

Talking

Singing

The names Connie. But my professional name is 104th Training Corps Cadet Connie Springer of the Scout Regiment! This story is so full of angst, so enjoy me trying to be funny with song!

Filling up my eyes are comrades pain

Tomorrow and today, bloody rain, it'll rain

But I won't stop there, I move on without fail

Heading where everyone meats, I'll hail, I'll hail

Through the blood, the blood we go. Guts and tears

Don't even have to stop. We go on for years

Do I believe in trolls? Ah ah, ah-of course!

Well, I'll just keep moving on

*Trying to imitate Levi*

I'm so glad to have met you-
That is, if you understand sarcasm!
But let's crank a toast, shall we? What do you say, boys!?
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

You know, people say my magic is nothing but a parlor trick…

Tea is much better than coffee- (*disgusted hacking*)
But, it would taste much better with some milk…

Why don't you take a seat, near Christa?

Ymir will give you hell, if you dare, if you dare

Eyebrows and fey, gather from near and far

On Jeans we ride to the field in CHARGE!

C'mon ya cowards let's go

Let's go? C'mon let's go!

Through the blood, the blood we go. Guts and tears

Don't even have to stop. We go on for years

Do I believe in trolls? Ah ah, ah-of course!

Well, I'll just keep moving on

Hahahahahahahahaha~

Hanji will do tests on you!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~

Now she thinks you're a titan

Through the blood, the blood we go. Guts and tears

Don't even have to stop. We go on for years

Do I believe in trolls? Ah ah, ah-of course!

Well, I'll just keep moving on

Stupid, stupid, stupid… (etc.)
Stupid TIATANS!