Hey, I'm updating! Nah shit, Sherlock! Shut up! This just became awkward...
PETER POV
There she is. The love of my life. But she doesn't love me back. What do I do? She is so beautiful. Tris. I love her so much. Even her name is sexy.
She walks toward me and gives me a dirty look. Why does she hate me? Is it because I tried to kill her that one time? Or is it because I'm making out with one of her best friends? Lynn. She's pretty sexy too.
She pulls away and looks into my eyes with guilt. "Peter, we need to talk."
"What is it, babe," I ask.
"I think I'm in love with someone else."
"What? Who? I'll kick his ass!"
"Uh...actually, it's not a his...it's a her," she says.
"What?! You're gay?!"
"Uh...I...uh...I don't know."
I slap her in the face and she winces. "Bitch!" I leave her on the ground, crying. I just laugh. These bitches think they can control me. They can't! No one leaves me! I leave them.
Shauna walks past and I whistle. She looks over her shoulder to me and smiles. "Hey," I scream to her. "Wanna get a drink sometime?"
"Sounds good to me," she shouts back.
I give her my winning smile and she giggles. I love how I can dump her sister for her instead.
Tris walks past again and I slap her butt. She looks at me and punches me. That bitch! I push her and she falls into the chasm, screaming, as she lands hard on the rocks and dies. She even looks good when she's dead. I love her so much.
Someone should throw Peter in the chasm. Maybe next chapter...maybe next chapter...Please review!