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Chapter Six: In Which Harry has a Bit of Fun
It was creepy.
Word had gone around and everyone was watching Harry intently, waiting for something.
He could see the looks but what they were waiting for was totally beyond him. It was weird. And creepy.
Professor Dumbledore stood up to address everyone.
"I am sure you all felt the explosion last night and are most likely eager for an explanation. Last night during a detention due to an accident several potions were mixed together resulting in an explosion. Due to this rather unfortunate event one of our students, young Mr Potter is currently only able to speak and understand parseltongue. No one is to attempt to take advantage of this in any way or there shall be stern punishments," the headmaster sat down as if nothing had happened.
"Go on Harry, say something," Seamus grinned.
Harry almost choked on his food, was that what it sounded like? Was Seamus Finnegan flirting with him?
"Oh for fucks sake! What the hell is going on here?" Harry hissed ignoring everyone.
"Oh Harry come sit by us!" One of the girls called from the other end of the table.
"No Harry come join us!" People began yelling from everywhere.
"Fucking bloody hell!" Harry yelled, "Fine, I'm going flying, if any teacher objects please say so now clearly and understandably."
He titled his head to listen, "No? Good."
With that he stormed out of the Great Hall, "Accio Firebolt," he mumbled.
Boarding the broom he took off into the air. Enough was enough. Bloody weirdoes, was enough to drive anyone nuts.
"Harry you know you're not allowed to-" Hermione yelled after him.
"I'm terribly sorry Mione but I can't understand a word you're saying," he yelled cheerfully.
"Harry! Harry! Ooooh!" she looked around hopelessly then covered her face with her hands, "And I thought we were going to try not to get detentions…."
"What's that?" Ron came up behind her still finishing off his lunch.
She whimpered, "I need to go study."
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Harry spent the rest of lunch and free period flying around until his body relaxed and his mind finally felt clear enough to go back and face his punishment. More out of habit than anything he grabbed his books and headed to Charms. Merlin knew there was no point.
He sat through another class of people speaking weirdly and waving their wands by daydreaming.
In his daydreams he captured Wormtail and exonerated Sirius and when the man was finally free to leave the house they travelled all around the world exploring everything leaving Voldemort to be killed and fed to his followers.
"Know what Mione? Me being in this class is fucking pointless. Actually me going to classes at all is fucking pointless. Maybe I should go do something else, what do you think?" Harry said in a questioning tone.
"Umm I don't know what you said Harry but I'm sure things will work out soon," she told him in an uncertain voice, it was hard to answer when you couldn't understand the question.
"Oh don't look so worried Mione, I'm not actually going to do it. I was just wondering what you'd say. You know I haven't seen Remus since he got here? Probably because of the full moon last night, I don't know who's covering his classes. Maybe we should go visit him after class…although I don't know that I'd like it if I couldn't understand him, that'd make things kinda bad eh?" he chatted away to himself.
"Alright Harry, if you want to talk you just go ahead, I'll listen even if I can't understand," Hermione promised with a smile.
"Sirius must be going out of his mind without Remus there. He would hate to miss the full moon, that was always one of the things he felt worst about in Azkaban you know," he confided, "He always wished he could be there to help Remus. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if they were shagging. Be good for both of them, I don't think either of them will ever find anyone better out there than each other, no one else would understand."
"Mr Potter can you please stop talking," Flitwick asked him with a look, "You are distracting my students."
"I'll tell him sir," Hermione said. She tapped Harry on the shoulder to get his attention before miming for him to stop talking.
"Oh sorry Mione, you probably didn't want to hear about their sex lives did you? Don't worry I'll be quiet now," he grinned, it was kinda fun being able to say anything.
"Thank you Ms Granger," the professor nodded.
The rest of the class passed even more slowly with his imposed silence. He sat and watched his classmates trying to learn whatever the charm was that was scrawled across the board in rather incomprehensible writing.
He groaned and put his head on the desk.
"It's alright Harry," Hermione soothed, "Class is almost over."
He ignored her.
"Class dismissed, I shall see you all first thing tomorrow morning," the short teacher dismissed them.
"Come on Harry lets go do something before dinner," Ron grinned poking the boy in the shoulder.
"What's that Ron? You're gay with Malfoy? Whatever floats your boat mate," Harry said standing up.
"Maybe chess might be a good idea, you don't have to talk for that," Hermione suggested.
"I'm surprised you're so supportive Mione, I thought you guys were kinda together," he grinned at them.
"Come on mate, I'll play a round with you," Ron grabbed and dragged him away.
"You don't have to prove it to me Ron, I believe you already," Harry said mildly.
"Mr Potter," a dark voice called through the corridors and Ron froze causing Harry to run into the back of him.
"Professor Snape sir," Ron said.
"Mr Weasley, please continue, I need to talk to Mr Potter," Severus Snape ordered folding his arms, a look a disdain on his face.
Hermione came up behind them and steered her boyfriend up to the common room.
Harry raised an eyebrow and stared at him, "I know Malfoy's your godson but you don't have to get that upset."
"Mr Potter stop your inane hissing and listen to me. Thanks to that stupid stunt you pulled during lunch you have a standing appointment in the dungeons for the rest of the week, including the weekend, do I make myself clear?" Snape looked as though he'd rather be anywhere else.
Harry's expression was amused, if he didn't know better he'd say Snape was… worried, "Listen professor, I'm sure they're not that stupid. Hermione would make sure Ron didn't pound into your godson without protection."
Snape's eyes narrowed, "Mr Potter, this is a serious matter."
The professor's tone was wary, Harry laughed, "As if Malfoy would ever top him professor, get real."
Snape just looked even angrier, he mimed cleaning a cauldron and pointed towards the dungeons.
Harry looked at him in understanding, he cast tempus and shrugged.
Snape put up eight fingers.
Harry nodded and smirked, he mimed cleaning a cauldron and shook his head grinning, "We had a deal professor," he winked as he walked away.
Professor Snape stood frozen in the hallway, what the hell had just happened?
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