Disclaimer: I own nothing! The Animaniacs belong to Warner Bros. Studio and Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. The song 'Friend like me' is Disney owned, bought, and leased. If I did own Naruto, Sasuke wouldn't be a dick, Sakura would be nice since the beginning, and there would be NO FANGIRLS! THEY ARE DEMONS! Only thing I own are any OC characters I make
Maelstrom on the lot
"It's time for animaniacs!" -Talking/yelling
'And it's zany to the max' –Thinking/Thoughts
So just sit back and relax –Singing
"We're animaniacs!" –Angry/Shouting
Chapter 2: New Toon on the Block
Last Time, in Maelstrom on the lot: Sky-blue eyes shined with mirth as he smiled at the girl in his arms, "well" he said in a slightly deep voice, that vibrated Dot as he held he to his chest," that's one way to get the girls into my arms." He laughed as Dot opened her eyes, slowly, and looked at him. After a few seconds of looking, she sighed and started melting into a puddle as she said, "Ah. I think I'm in love."
Now;
Shocked. That is the only word to describe how Mr. Plotz and Ralph were feeling. How else were they supposed to feel when a tall fox had just randomly appeared inside the office, catching the youngest warner in his arms, and proceeded to act like nothing had happened as he stood looking over the puddle-that-is-Dot. Yakko was looking at the fox as well, but for a different three different reasons. One, the new toon seemed as random as he and his sibs did, which had possibilities (cue ominous music and thunder crack). Two, he was currently looking at his puddle sis, and brotherly instinct said 'careful with this one,' cause he didn't know enough about him to see if he would treat his sister alright. And third, where can he get a pair of those pants? Wakko on the other hand…
(Zoom in on Wakko's head; X-ray through)
Inside Wakko's head are three things. A mouse on a wheel, who is currently drinking coffee with a sign saying, 'out to lunch.' A sandwich, which he keeps in there for later, and finally a single thought, 'I wonder when we're going to eat?'
(Zoom back out; to show the room hasn't changed much. Plotz and Ralph are still struck dumb (well dumber), Yakko now has a paddle ball that he's bouncing, Dot's still a puddle, and Naruto is still grinning like a fox)
Shaking his head to clear away the shock, Plotz scowled and said, "Who the heck are you?!" Naruto, turning to Plotz, says. "You really want to know?" Plotz growls and yells, "YES! NOW WHO ARE YOU?!" Grin widening a margin, Naruto says, "Alright!" The lights in the office go out for a few seconds, when they come back on the office is gone. In its place is a theater hall, with Yakko, Wakko, Plotz, and Ralph in the front row seats. A newly reformed Dot is in a balcony, holding opera glasses, as the spot lights shine on a lone figure on stage. Standing there is the fox, now clothed in blue puffy pants and golden bracelets. Grinning, he snapped his fingers and music started and the fox started singing.
(Play the music from Friend like me)
Well, Obito had those Akatsuki,
Madara had a thousand dead,
But you're in luck, cause up your sleeves!
You've got the sage with major cred!
As Naruto sings, an illusion of several Akatsuki and Madara Uchiha appear behind him, but they all have bugged eyes and stupid grins as they dance along. As the fox talks about himself, he bops each one on the head and they disappear. With each bonk on their heads, the Warners laugh louder and louder at their funny faces.
You've got some power in your corner now!
Some heavy ammunition in your camp!
You got some punch, pizazz, Dattebayo and how,
See all you gotta do is call, and I'll say.
Naruto summons up a boxing ring, appearing in the middle while throwing a few punches. Thanks to her opera glasses, Dot got a full view of his muscled chest as it moved, making her sigh and flush red. He then burst into fireworks that moves up to the balcony and swirls around Dot.
CHORUS:
"Ms. Cutie, Madame, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down"
Naruto reappears in a butlers outfit, kneeling next to Dot. He takes her gloved hand and kisses it gently, causing steam to come out of her ears, before he pulled out a notebook and wrote something on it. Meanwhile, watching down below, Yakko watches closely at the fox's and Dot's interactions. 'Hmmmm,' he thinks to himself. Glancing at the screen, he whispers, "Laying it on thick, ain't he." As he turns back to the balcony, the fox speaks in a fake French accent.
Life is your playground and I'm your new best friend,
Come on whisper what it is you want,
There's plenty of rules we can bend!
After handing a random sucker to Dot, who smiled as she accepted, he jumped down to the seats and grabbed a slowly paling Plotz. Plotz is currently thinking, 'OH DEAR LORD! HE'S AS BAD AS THE WARNERS!' Dragging Plotz on stage, the fox forced the CEO into a barber's chair. Suddenly, there are five foxes on stage (causing Dot's imagination to go wild and Yakko to have an urge to blow a kiss at the camera and say "Goodnight everybody.")
Yes, sir we pride ourselves on service,
I'm a boss, a king, a straight ten,
As the main fox sings this, the other four are giving Plotz a close shave with a big, BIG knife. As Plotz cowers, the Warners laugh up a storm. Wakko even gets a new invention idea (WATCH OUT!).
Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish,
How's about an order of ramen?
As he tosses Plotz back into his seat, a large bowl of ramen appears and he starts drooling at it. Shaking his head to rid himself of the juicy… delicious … ramen …, (SLAP! Sorry, lost myself for a moment! :P) he went back to singing.
Have some of miso A try all of pork B,
It's my new duty, to help you cutie,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Appearing on stage, a giant version of the fox opens its mouth. As the tongue rolls out, the fox, dressed in a pure white suit with a white top hat, strolls out. Dot can't handle it and squeals as she falls back. Holding her chest, her heart pops out several times at the screen while she has a love sick grin on her face. Two versions of the fox's gloved hands come down and start dancing and singing with him.
Oh my. (whaaa)
No no. (Wooo)
My my my (zapa dapa dupa)
Can your friends do this?
The fox starts juggling five black knifes (kunai). Throwing them back and forth with a clone fox
Can your friends do that?
He points to two clones that twirl in the air by ropes, going back and forth between the juggled knives. The main fox catches all of the knives, which then turn back into his top hat.
Can your friends pull this?
Out their little hat?
The fox then pulls a dragon head out of the hat, which then breaths fire at two of the clone foxes.
Can your friends go POOF!
Out of the smoke come two new foxes, female this time. Having the same fur colors and look of the original fox, they both had blonde ponytails and a curvy figure. Plotz and Ralph are open mouth in shock and red faced in embarrassment. Yakko and Wakko howl like wolves, shouting, "HELLOOOO FURRY NURSES!" they then both jump into a fox girl's arms. Dot just sighs and grumbles, "Boys" (funny, since she's still staring at the first fox)
Well looky here Ha-ha!
Can your friends go abracadabra, let her rip!
At the word rip, both the female foxes go up in smoke. Leaving a pouting Yakko and Wakko.
And then make the sucker disappear!
So don't you sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed?
I'm here to answer all your prayers,
You've got me bona fide certified;
You got a sage with multiple layers.
I gotta powerful urge to help you out,
So tell me what you want, I really want to know?
You gotta list that's three miles long, no doubt,
So all you got to do is call like so, and oh-
The fox appeared back in the middle of the stage for the final part. With each lyric he brings back something from before. The barber clones, the juggling clones, the swinging clones, the girl clones, everything!
Madame, have a clone or two or three.
I'm on the job you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never … had a … FRIEND LIKE ME!
As suddenly as it all appeared, it was all gone. They were all back in 's office, same day and only twenty minutes later. Above the fox was a flashing APPLAUSE sign. Immediately, the Warners started cheering, clapping and whistling. Mr. Plotz, on the other hand just said, "but… who are you?" the fox grinned and said, in a mirth filled voice, "oh! Naruto Uzumaki, at your service!" he then bowed to them all.
Chapter 2 END