Disclaimer: Animaniacs is not mine, Naruto is not mine, and any and all songs I use are not mine. I OWN NOTHING! Except for my story lines, pairings, and other things I actually do earn. SO, on with the show! P.S. a few of the Warner Brother's character's I am using have little personality, so I will be giving them one based on what I know about them. (just checked the story, over a thousand views already! YAY!)

Maelstrom on the lot

"Goodnight everybody!" –Talking/yelling

'I'm hungry!' –Thinking/thoughts

"HELLO NURSE" –Singing

"GO AWAY!" –Shouting

Chapter 6: Hello Foxy (or, the day Dot went nuclear)

Last time on Maelstrom on the lot; as they lay there dazed, Naruto's head on top of something big, soft, and warm, he distinctly heard Yakko and Wakko yell, "HELLLLOOOOO NURSE!"

Ten minutes earlier; outside the office

We find ourselves outside Scratchy's office building, hearing someone sighing. Looking, we can see the symbol of every boy's dreams. Standing at least five foot eight inches, with long, luscious blonde hair, and a body that could kill with its curves (…excuse me a moment. *grabs cold water bottle and dumps on myself* OK! I'm good). She was wearing a long brown coat to cover her tight nurse's outfit, which drew much attention to her perky DD bust as it did her perky and tight rear end, as she walked back to her workplace.

She sighs again and thinks to herself, 'why? Why can't I ever find a guy that likes me for my mind instead of my body?' bit of backstory on that, this mortal Aphrodite is also one of the smartest people in the world. Having an IQ of one hundred and ninety two, graduate of several PhD's, and an accomplished scientist, she is sadly only thought of as a sex symbol by most people. Because of this, most of the men she had dated have just liked her for her body.

'Just once, just once I wish I could find the perfect gentleman,' she thought to herself as she walked up the stairs to her boss' office. She sighed and shook her head, saying to herself, "who am I kidding? I make it sound like the perfect guy is right through that door- OH!" before she could grab the doorknob, the door open and someone walked right into her. They both tumbled down with her on the bottom. Shaking her head she thought, 'what the heck?'

Present

Naruto blinked once he realized he hadn't hit the hard ground, but instead something soft and warm. 'What? What is this?' he thought, before reaching up with his right hand and grabbing whatever he had landed on. Hearing a squeak and quiet moan, his eyes snapped open as wide as they'd go and he jumped up. Panicking, he spoke rapidly, not realizing he'd switched to Japanese, "Watashi wa mōshiwakearimasen! Watashi wa soko ni anata o miteinai shi, sore wa watashi no totemo shitsureidatta! Sumimasen! (I AM SORRY! I didn't see you there, and it was so rude of me! sorry!)" his rapid switch of languages threw the Warners way off.

Yakko called out, "he's speaking in tongues! Wakko! Get a priest! Dot, keep away from his mouth!" he paused in his overreaction and thought for a second, before yelling, "GOOOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!" Scratch n' Sniff was doing three things at this moment. Rubbing his temples, chuckling at the fox-boy, and slowly inching away from a slowly steaming Dot, who hadn't looked away from where the two blonds were.

Hello Nurse, as she was named, was surprised by the suddenly apologizing fox in front of her. A stray thought of, 'such a gentlemanly thing to do,' was push away by her speaking to the fox in perfect Japanese, "Ā! Sore wa, anata ga shitte ita koto ga dekinakatta nani no mondaidatta n. Soshite… (Oh! it's no trouble, you couldn't have known was the. and the…)," she blushed a light pink before continuing, "Hoka no koto wa watashi wa kakushin shite iru jikodatta(other thing was an accident I'm sure)."

Naruto sighed in relief at her forgiveness before realizing something. "Anata ga nihongo o hanasu? (You speak Japanese?" she nodded and said, in English, "I learned abroad when I was in college and never stopped learning. Smiling, Naruto then realized she was still on the floor. "OH! Here, let me help you up," he said before gently taking her hand and slowly pulled her up.

Hello Nurse, as she was standing, took the time to look Naruto over. 'Hmmm, strong body, but not overly muscled. A gentleman when he does something wrong,' her lips quirked as she continued to think, 'and so cute when he's nervous. If he can look me in the eyes I might just give him a chance.' Once she was fully standing, she gave him a soft smile, "well then, who do I have the pleasure of running into today?"

Naruto smiled and bowed to her, "Kon'nichiwa, I am Naruto Uzumaki." He took her hand gently and kissed it softly. Hello Nurse giggled at both his kindness and how his fur tickled her hand. Soon, she asked, "and what are you doing here Naruto?" he went on to explain how he came to be on the lot, answering her questions as she asked them. (Let's see how Mt. Dot is doing *Zoom!*)

At the other side of the room, Dot was not happy. No, she was FURIOUS! Her thoughts were in turmoil, and she was hitting herself for forgetting Hello Nurse. 'I'm so stupid! I brought my new hunky fox straight to every male's weakness!' she screamed at herself in her head. Unlike the others, she had seen the accidental grope, and it made her look at her own chest with a glare. 'How in the name of everything that is looney can I compete with that!' she thought while switching her glare to Hello Nurse's big breasts. She was getting angrier and angrier as she saw them talking and even laughing. Steam was rushing out of her ears as her ears stood up like horns.

Beside her, Yakko didn't know how to feel about all of this. His big sib side said that it was good that Naruto wasn't hitting on Dot, while his male side said he needed to stop Naruto from getting closer to Hello Nurse. One thing he did know, after looking at Dot, was that something needed to happen before his sister erupted. Wakko was just staring at Hello Nurse with hearts in his eyes and drool coming out of his mouth.

Luckily, for everyone within a four mile radius, Naruto noticed Dot's reddening face. Walking over to her, he asked in a concerned voice, "Dot-Chan? Are you alright?" instantly, dot's face went from 'rage red' to 'embarrassed red' as she stuttered out, "n-n-nothing's wrong!" Naruto ignore her and said, "you're all red, come here." He grabbed her head gently and leaned forward.

Dot's eyes widened and screamed in her head, 'HE'S GONNA KISS ME! HA! TAKE THAT YOU BLONDE BIMBO!' ironically, Hello Nurse suddenly felt the need to punch something. Dot's thoughts then move to a different subject as time seemed to slow down to a crawl, 'Wait! Am I ready for this? What if he doesn't like it!?' he thoughts came to a crashing halt when Naruto's forehead touched hers and he stayed there.

Not knowing Dot's plight, Naruto focused on their connected foreheads. "Well, it doesn't feel like a fever. But why are you so hot then," he mumbled quietly, but Dot focused on one thing before her world went black. 'HE THINKS I'M HOT!' she thought before passing out with a giant grin on her face.

Feeling Dot go slack in his arms, Naruto asked, "Dot-Chan?" looking at her, he focused on her rolled up eyes and screamed, "AH! DOT-CHAN! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?!" he looked around in panic, only to see a chuckling Scratchy, a confused Wakko, and an outright laughing Yakko.

Still standing where she was when she was talking to Naruto before, Hello Nurse smirked and thought, 'smart, if a little oblivious, ignored my body in favor of actually paying me attention, and apparently cares for others.' She glanced at the unconscious, but smiling, Dot, she smiled, "sorry sweetie, but you've got some competition to win his heart," she whispered to herself. Unknown to either of them, Minerva mink, a hot headed teenager, a purple skunk, a blonde loon, and an attractive female bear all sneezed at that exact moment. (Guess who in the comments, or not. It's up to you)

Chapter 6: END