Hey everybody! I know I've been gone a long time, and I apologize for that. Just know that I'm back, and I intend to stay!

Warning! This chapter contains a lemon! If you don't like or are under the age of 18, skip it! You have been warned!

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Age. If I did, DA3 would be for PS3 and XBox 360 and NOT for next gen!


My footsteps echoed eerily as I trudged down the Holiday Hall, Leliana and Merrill following close behind me. I had checked every room I passed after leaving the Christmas Room, but I had yet to find a bedroom. Several storerooms and what looked like a medieval bathroom, but no bedroom. I was resisting the urge to look back and check on the girls, the sole reason being that they were still naked. Even though I couldn't sense any more darkspawn, I kept my shield half raised and the darkspawn sword gripped tight. Cause like any Dragon Age fan knows, darkspawn, while often the main threat, are only about a fifth of the enemies in Thedas. There could very easily be walking corpses, giant spiders, blood mages, or even qunari. Though now that I thought about it, we were more likely to be attacked by Tal Vashoth than qunari.

I opened another door and had reflexively begun to walk away when I realized that it was a bedroom. What tipped me off? The large canopy bed. I walked in and scanned the room for a wardrobe or an armoire, assuming there's even a difference. I spotted one across the room against the wall. As I made my way to it, I happened to notice a piece of mistletoe hanging just in front of the armoire, and for a split second I hesitated. I normally make it a point to avoid mistletoe, lest some gay guy or a girl I don't particularly care for catches me under it. But then I remembered that this was Thedas; they didn't have Christmas! Even if Leliana and Merrill were in any mood for smooching, they wouldn't even know that tradition. A tad disappointing, considering it was them, but hey, some squares have candy corn instead of chocolate.

Ignoring the mistletoe, I walked up to the armoire and opened one of the doors, my sword raised, just in case. Instead of a growling monkey pointing his finger at me, I found a set of leather armor, a bow, a quiver of arrows, and a pair of polished daggers. I opened the other door and made a sound of triumphant glee as I recognized Merrill's tunic, chain mail, and staff. Damn I hit the jackpot!

"Come here, I found something for y'all," I said, still not looking behind me. I then felt a pair of arms snake their way around my neck as a body pressed itself against my back.

"We have something for you, too," I heard Leliana say huskily in my ear.

"We want to thank you for saving us," Merrill said as she took the darkspawn sword from my hand and pressed herself against my arm. My eyes widened, my heart raced, and I think the lower part of my armor went ding as I realized that this square had a freaking Cadbury Egg!

"Okay," was all I could say, and even that was in a small voice. I let Leliana turn me around as she pressed herself against the front of my body. I had a moment to notice that she was a couple of inches taller than me before her lips were on mine. I closed my eyes in bliss as our lips molded together, mouth eagerly opening when she licked my lips, asking for entrance. I put my hands on her hips and pulled her closer, as much so as my armor would let me.

While Leliana and I were making out, I could feel Merrill begin to undue the straps on my armor. Deciding that she had the right idea, I broke the kiss between me and Leliana and began undoing the straps on my gauntlets, while Leliana began undoing another piece of armor. Between the three of us, it was only a couple of minutes before I was down to a pair of brown slacks and a green long sleeved tunic.

With my armor now removed, Leliana and Merrill each took one of my hands and led me over to the bed. Merrill sat down on the bed first and scootched backwards to the pillows, beckoning me with a finger. Not one to disappoint a lady, I crawled onto the bed after her, helping her remove my tunic when her hands grasped at it's hem. With that done I laid down on top of the little elf, using my elbows to hold myself up so I didn't crush her. Her arms wrapped around my neck and she pulled my head down for a deep kiss. I grazed my tongue against her lips, asking for entrance, which she eagerly granted. Her tongue met my own and welcomed it to it's home as they caressed.

A hand on my back and a kiss on my shoulder reminded me that Leliana was there, too. Breaking away from Merrill, I sat back on my heels as I turned to the voluptuous bard, who gifted me with a heated kiss. She then bent down and took one of Merrill's pert nipples into her mouth, eliciting a moan from the elf. I decided to get in on that action and started sucking on her other nipple. Between the two of us, were had Merrill moaning in the cutest way while muttering praises to Mythal.

After I'd gotten the nipple I was sucking on good and hard, I decided to leave both breasts to Leliana and make my way down Merrill's body. I dipped my tongue into Merrill's belly-button as I moved my way down, finally spreading her legs to reveal her dripping womanhood, topped with a cute patch of raven fuzz. I leant in and licked along the slit, earning a loud squeak from Merrill. I then spread her lips apart with my thumbs and licked all over her flower, teasing her entrance with the tip of my tongue before pushing it in. Merrill mewled in ecstasy as my tongue thrust within her, curling up on the withdraw to rub against her clit. When her cries became muffled, I glanced to see Leliana smothering her in a heated make-out frenzy. I decided that now was the best time to kick it into overdrive and started sucking on her clit. I even inserted two of my fingers into her orifice and started thrusting and curling them within her.

In a matter of moments Merrill's cries of ecstasy reached a crescendo, and her walls clenched around my fingers. I helped her ride out her orgasm before withdrawing my fingers, now slick with her juices. But before I could do what any red-blooded person would do, Leliana grabbed my wrist and put my fingers in her mouth. The sight of her sucking on my fingers was intensely arousing, not to mention the feel of it. Once she had effectively cleaned my fingers off, Leliana took them out of her mouth and smiled seductively at me.

"Now it's your turn, hero," she said as she pushed me down onto the bed. She then undid the laces on my trousers and pulled them off of me, taking the underwear with them. Now free of it's restraints, my penis stood up like a flagpole. Grasping it gently with one hand, Leliana began to slowly pump my length. Giving me one last, seductive smile, she then proceeded to slowly take my dick into her mouth. I gasped and groaned in pleasure as more of my manhood slid past her luscious lips until she reached the base, and then pulled back until only the head remained in her mouth. She sucked on the head for while, drawing moans out of my mouth, before she gripped the base of my dick and started pumping again while bobbing her head up and down.

It was around this time that Merrill seemed to recover from her orgasm. She crawled up behind Leliana and began using one of her long fingers to play with the bard's womanhood. This elicited a moan from Leliana, causing her mouth to vibrate my manhood, which in turn elicited a moan from me. Merrill continued to play with Leliana's pussy, eventually adding her tongue into the mix. Leliana's moans steadily increased in volume and frequency as the little blood mage fingered and ate her cunt, as did the rate at which she pumped and sucked on my dick. I propped myself up on one elbow and placed my other hand on Leliana's head, gripping her hair as her tongue caressed the underside of my penis from within her mouth. As Leliana's moans became louder and more needy, she released my dick with her hand and proceeded to take even more of me into her mouth with each bob while sucking even harder. I held out as long as I could until Leliana's orgasm hit her and she screamed around my length, causing me to blow my load into her mouth.

Leliana continued to suck my dick for a moment before pulling it out with a 'pop'. Giving me a sexy smile, she then turned to Merrill and proceeded to French the little blood mage while pushing her down onto the bed. She then started placing little kisses all down her body until she reached her center. Hiking Merrill's legs over her shoulders, Leliana inserted two fingers into her vagina and started sucking on her clit. Merrill gripped Leliana's hair and closed her eyes as she let her head fall back and moaned.

While watching this erotic display, I realized that I was still hard, and decided to take advantage of that. Moving up behind Leliana and using a hand to position myself at her entrance, I then grabbed onto her hips and proceeded to push my manhood deep within her core, earning a deep, needy moan from the bard. Once my sword was buried to the hilt, I established a steady rhythm of thrusting that wasn't too fast or too slow. Her inner walls felt amazing around my cock, and despite being so tight, her pussy was plenty slick enough for me to slide in and out with ease.

As I continued to fuck Leliana doggy-style, her moans increased, as well as her ministrations to Merrill. I decided to pick up the tempo and started thrusting faster and harder at a steady rate, until I was burying myself to the hilt with every thrust. By this point Leliana was eating Merrill out with such gusto that the elf quickly came with a squeal. And yet despite this, Leliana showed no signs of stopping until she was finished. For Merrill's sake, I wrapped an arm around Leliana's waist and pulled her up against me. This changed the angle in which I was thrusting, giving us both a whole new kind of pleasure as Leliana lay her head back on my shoulder and buried a hand in my hair. Leliana's moans increased dramatically as she rocked her hips to match my thrusts, and soon I was blowing my load into her as she screamed my name. We both stayed where we were until we could catch our breaths, and the Leliana pulled my head in for a passionate kiss.

"I hope you two haven't forgotten about me." We broke the kiss as we both looked at Merrill, sitting with a cute, pouty lip.

Leliana laughed as she moved off of me, my penis surprisingly still hard, and laid down on the bed off to the side. I crawled over to Merrill as she lay down expectantly and nestled myself between her legs. I kissed her lips as I positioned myself at her entrance, but stopped when she turned her head slightly.

"Is something wrong?" I asked, worrying that I'd messed up somehow.

"No, of course not! It's just that…" Merrill said hesitantly, blushing. "I don't mean to be a bother, but could I…be on top?" I stared at her blinkingly for a moment before I smiled and rolled us over. Merrill's blush deepened as she smiled down at me. "Thank you," she said as she raised herself over me and slowly lowered herself onto my manhood.

I groaned as her pussy encompassed my length; she was even tighter than Leliana! Once she'd completely lowered herself onto me, she sat there for a moment to allow her pussy to adjust before she started rocking her hips. I was content to simply lay there and let Merrill do as she pleased, but apparently Leliana had other ideas. Without so much as a warning, Leliana straddled my head and lowered herself onto my face. Not being one to disappoint, I happily grabbed her hips and began eating her out for all she was worth while her red carpet tickled my nose. Leliana immediately joined Merrill in her chorus of moans as she began rocking her hips against my face. It was all I could do to held her hips as steady as possible so she didn't break my nose with her face-humping. By this point Merrill had stopped rocking her hips and was now bouncing up and down on my dick. I began to thrust up into her, burying my cock with her as I buried my tongue inside of Leliana's pussy. Merrill braced herself with her hands on my stomach as she bounced even faster, and I began curling my tongue inside of Leliana while sucking on her pussy. Both of their moans reached a peak before they both came with a scream. Leliana came all over my face and in my mouth, and Merrill slammed herself down on me before her walls clenched my dick, forcing me to cum with them.

Leliana removed herself from my face and lay down beside me as Merrill collapsed on top me. Even I felt like I'd finally reached me limit as I lay there with my two Dragon Age dream girls.

"Mythal, that was amazing," Merrill said as she nuzzled my neck.

"My thoughts exactly," Leliana said as she snuggled up to us. "Except with the Maker, of course."

"Yeah, that was-" But before I could finish my sentence, I felt a strong, terrible presence within the Taint. I quickly sat up at put my hands on my head, accidentally throwing poor Merrill off of me as a low, dark, and seductive song filled my head until it felt like it would explode.

"Warden, what's wrong?" Leliana asked, concern in her voice as she touched my arm.

The song sang to me, called to me, but knew I couldn't succumb to it. I had to fight it! I jumped off the bed and began collecting my clothes.

"We need to go, now!"


I ran down the corridors as fast as I could with Leliana and Merrill close behind, all of us fully dressed and armed. It seemed strange that I now knew exactly where to go in this castle, but that didn't matter. All that mattered was getting out of her before he showed up! I rounded one last corner, down a small staircase, and straight to a set of large, wooden doors. Without pausing for breath, I throw open the doors and rushed outside, the girls right behind me.

An open courtyard stretched out before us, a wrought iron gate behind it. If we could just make it to there, we'd be safe! But before we could take another step, the sky darkened, and a terrible roar filled the air as a gigantic beast swooped down from the sky and landed directly in front of us. It's dark, putrid hide was rotting, and it's eyes were a milky white as the Archdemon unfurled it's wings.

"Oh no," Leliana said, unable to draw back the arrow nocked to her bow.

"Oh no!" Merrill said, covering her mouth in terror.

"Oh no," I said, feeling my courage from before failing me in the face of an Tainted Old God.

The Archdemon loomed over us, a deep rumble in it's throat as it stared us down. I was raised my shield as it opened it's terrible maw, prepared for anything, except for what came out; a black Kool-Aid Man with a darkspawn sword.

"OH YEAH!"


My eyes snapped open as I jolted awake. I lay there staring into the darkness for what felt like hours before I reached over to my nightstand for my watch. Finding it, I pressed the light button on it, and groaned when it said 4:02.

"That is the last time I watch Family Guy until midnight!"


Well, there you are! I certainly hope it was worth the wait! Next I'll be finishing the Super Smash Singles request I've been stuck on, and then it's off to Vhenan'ara!