Disclaimer: Naruto, Animaniacs, and all songs belong to somebody else, cause they sure aren't mine. Only thing I own are the pairings, the story lines, and the personality I'll be giving the support characters that don't really have one. If anyone wants to draw Naruto as I described in CH 1, please let me know how it comes out. Might use it as the cover art. Enjoy!

Maelstrom on the lot

"Goodnight everybody!" –Talking/yelling

'I'm hungry!' –Thinking/thoughts

"HELLO NURSE" –Singing

"GO AWAY!" –Shouting

Chapter 7: Home sweet Home and The Three Meet

Last time on Maelstrom on the lot; she glanced at the unconscious, but smiling, Dot, she smiled, "sorry sweetie, but you've got some competition to win his heart," she whispered to herself. Unknown to either of them, Minerva mink, a hot headed teenager, a purple skunk, a blonde loon, and an attractive female bear all sneezed at that exact moment.

The next day; Naruto's new apartment

Sunlight filtered through a shade drawn window, once again striking a certain blond fox in the eyes once again. (Up in space: "take that you lucky bastard! Getting all those girls," muttered a certain ball of hot gasses.) Naruto glared at the shades he had over the new windows and muttered, "always the eyes, no matter what I do." Sighing, he got up and stretched as he looked around his new bedroom.

The apartment Scratch n' Sniff had pointed out happened to be three things. Cheap, clean, and big enough for him, Rita, and Runt all together. It had three bedrooms, two bathrooms (with a bath tub, shower, and sink), and a kitchen with a dishwasher, refrigerator, and an oven. It was also just a block from the laundry mat, not too far for his speed. He had offered Rita her own room, but she turned it down.

"I've been with Runt for so long, I just can't sleep without him," she had explained, right before stuttering out a denial to Naruto's teasing about how she likes Runt more than a friend. He still smirked at that, 'denial isn't just a river in Egypt.' Looking around his room, which was bare except for his clothes he decided what today's goal was. "We need to deck this place out, it's depressing as it is." His nose twitched, before he sniffed his armpit and shuddered. "But first, a shower." He got up and quietly went to get cleaned up, trying not to wake his roommates.

Outside the apartment; 10 minutes after Naruto got in the shower

Right now, outside Naruto's apartment, three people were having a glaring contest. They just happened to be Dot Warner, Hello Nurse, and Minerva Mink. Each had come with one thought on their brains, spend some alone time with Naruto. So, when they met each other, they were rightly confused.

Dot had come straight from the water tower, skipping her siblings planned day of chaos to try and get a one up on her blonde rival (make that rivals). She had even dressed her best. She was now wearing a pink top spaghetti string top, her usual short, pink skirt, and a new pair of red, lacey panties under the skirt (if she didn't have Hello Nurses body, she'd just have to show off what she DID have). To have a reason for the visit, she had brought a gift basket for her crush.

Hello Nurse had a similar idea, but with a new twist. She had decided to wear a pair of tight, brown yoga pants, a green halter top, and a pair of boots(no idea what this looks like in fashion sense, just that they are clothes). Her plan was simple, show off, ask out, and win her man. She just hadn't expected any real competition.

Minerva, well she was the most confused of the group. Naruto had never seen her, so she figured her old red dress would work like every other time she needed to use her looks for something. She had found out where Naruto lived, and his first name, from the Warner Brothers newspaper. It gave the names and addresses of all new toons, so if you wanted you could greet them. So, after traveling to her new crush's apartment, imagine her surprise at finding two other girls standing there.

Dot was the first to speak, "alright blondies, what the heck are you doing here?" she placed her hands on her hips as she glared at the two other girls. 'Bad enough I had to go up against the Nurse, now I got the tease to deal with?!' she raged in her thoughts.

Hello Nurse flipped her hair behind her shoulder and said, "not that it's any of your business little girl, but I'm here to say hello to Naruto." She then cast a suspicious look at the mink. "So what about you? Here to see another one date boyfriend?"

Minerva's fur bristled at the hidden insult, but smiled sweetly. "Oh you know, I was just in the neighborhood. I decided to say hello to the new toon on the lot, you know be friendly?" she then gave a small glare to Hello Nurse, before asking suspiciously, "so, you know Naruto?"

Hello Nurse smirked, pushing her chest out as she said, "oh most definitely. We ran into each other the other day. It was an," she grinned pride fully showing, "intimate exchange." The hidden innuendo was not missed by anybody (not even Yakko, 3 miles away who called out a goodnight everybody while trying to peek into the women's changing room at the pool), so naturally both Dot and Minerva glared at her even harder.

Dot grit her teeth, forcing out, "well, if you two fine upstanding women would excuse me, I'll just be seeing Naruto now." She raised her hand to knock, but her hand was grabbed by Minerva. She glared at the mink, who just glared right back.

"Why don't you just go play with your brothers, leave Naruto to a real woman," Minerva said sickly sweetly, before being forced to face Hello Nurses sneering face. "And what gives you the right to talk to him?" Minerva smirked again, "who else would greet him? You?" the minks scoffed, "you're just a good body. Why don't you find another sucker to buy your time?"

Hello Nurse snapped first and yelled, "OH YOU LITTLE!" before grabbing Minerva's hair and pulling her back from the door. Minerva growled and went to slap Hello Nurse in the face, but was stopped when Dot screamed a war cry, "AHHHH!" and jumped into the fight as well. Soon, all that could be seen was the occasional fist, ripped piece of clothing, or black eye.

Inside the apartment

Rita was grumpy in the morning, so waking up to the sound of thuds and booms outside the apartment was a great way to piss her off. Getting off Runt's back, she stormed up to the front door and screamed out, "SHUT UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!"

Outside

The fighting stopped immediately, as they all recognized a female voice had just came through Naruto's door. Suddenly, they all were up and forcing the door open (clothes fixed by the power of….who knows, they're just fixed). In unison, they all yelled out, "WHO ARE YOU?!" before Rita could react, side from a screeching jump to the ceiling from surprise, a voice came from down the hall.

"Ma, ma, Rita what's with all the yelling?" the three girls (Rita already knows who it is) turn towards the voice. Immediately, they all go beat red in the face with nosebleeds at what they are seeing. Standing in the hallway, drying his head and unable to see them, is a wet, naked Naruto. His fur was clinging to his lean frame, highlighting his build even more, and a small towel was covering his waist down to his knees. They were able to watch a water droplet slide down from his neck, down his chest, and dip below his towel.

Finished drying his head, Naruto removed the towel, showing that his spiky locks hung a little lower on his head due to still being damp. Blinking at the three women in front of him, he smiled, "Hey Dot-Chan, Nurse-san, and…Who are you?" he got confused when he saw Minerva, prompting her to speak. "I…I'm M…Minerva," she stuttered out, still staring at his glistening body.

He just smiled, "well then, hello to you too Minerva-san." He tilted his head to the side, bringing an even bigger blush to the three's faces at the mixture of hot and cute. "So, what can I do for you three today?" before they could answer, Rita's claws finally retracted. Finally she fell, unfortunately she fell directly to Naruto's side, with her paw grabbing onto the first support she could find, which happened to be Naruto's towel.

She fell, pulling his towel along as well, to the floor. For about a minute, no one said anything, but before long.

BOOOOOOOM!

The three women were all propelled into the hallway by massive nosebleeds, while Naruto blushed and ran to his room to try and find some clothes. Runt, meanwhile, meandered in and looked at Rita. "Oh! Good morning Rita, it is definitely noisy this morning. Oh definitely!" Rita just groaned and said, "You have no idea Runt." The three in the hallway had one, single but shared thought before passing out, 'SO BIG!'

Chapter 7: END