Disclaimer: short chapter today, just not feeling creative today. I'll try and do better next time promise. I do not own Naruto or Animaniacs. All I own are the plot, any OC toons I might make, the personality of those toons who don't have enough of one, and this cute little ring my cousin made me.( that last parts not important, I just like to talk about how cute it is :P). ON WITH THE SHOW.

Maelstrom on the lot

"Goodnight everybody!" –Talking/yelling

'I'm hungry!' –Thinking/thoughts

"HELLO NURSE" –Singing

"GO AWAY!" –Shouting

Chapter 8: How Dot took the lead (AKA filler until next chapter)

Last time on Maelstrom on the lot; Naruto blushed and ran to his room to try and find some clothes. Runt, meanwhile, meandered in and looked at Rita. "Oh! Good morning Rita, it is definitely noisy this morning. Oh definitely!" Rita just groaned and said, "You have no idea Runt." The three in the hallway had one, single but shared thought before passing out, 'SO BIG!'

Now; Naruto's apartment

after finding a clean pair of jeans to wear and a loosely fitting orange shirt (NO ONE, not even I the author, can stop his apparent orange fetish), Naruto quickly picked each of the passed out women up and laid them on the old couch in his living room. He scratched his head, still blushing slightly, and asked aloud, "now what do I do?"

"How about some breakfast? Runt and I are starving, "yelled Rita from the kitchen. Naruto chuckled to himself as he walked into the kitchen. "You two are always hungry," he told the gray tabby he had as a roommate. She just shrugged and said, "True, now about that food…"

He chuckled again and said, "Ma, ma, I'll get right on that." She nodded as he grabbed a white apron and got to work fixing breakfast. While they waited, Rita and Runt wandered into the living room and looked at the three passed out girls.

Dot was curled up in a ball, smiling to herself as she dreamed of…things a girl her age shouldn't know about. The real show was Hello Nurse and Minerva, apparently they both like to snuggle. They were intertwined closely, their legs crossing each other as they pulled closer together. Their generous bust squished together as they held on tighter to each other, both having small smiles as they let out a silent moan.

Rita used her tail to cover Runt's eyes as he asked, "Hey, what are they doing Rita?" she blushed and said, "Tell ya when you're smarter." As he said okay, Rita sniffed the air. She could smell a LOT of hormones coming from these three. She put her hand to her chin and said, "so, all three like Naruto huh?" she smiled evilly, "oh this is just purrrfect."

30 min later

The three passed out girls awoke around the same time, immediately smelling food and forgetting what happened earlier for now. Dot's stomach grumbled as she said, "Whatever that is, it smells great." They all stood up and walked towards the kitchen, trying to find where the smell was coming from.

Upon entering the kitchen, their memories from earlier mixed with what they were seeing now. The image of a naked Naruto wearing an apron caused each of them to go atomic blush, but they stopped the nose bleeds quickly. His ears twitched before he looked at them with a crooked smile.

"Morning sleepy heads, how did you…" he trailed off once he saw them clearly. They all fidgeted, thinking that he was looking at their clothes. Before they could speak, he burst out laughing, "HAHAHAHAHA!" they were all confused, and a little annoyed.

Dot spoke first, "HEY! What's so funny?!" he just pointed towards the mirror he had hanging close to them. They each looked at it and screamed, because each had a different marker design on their faces. On Dot's there was a drawn pair of glasses and several stripes, on Hello Nurse there was a curly mustache and pox marks all over, and Minerva had it the worst, she had the words 'teased teaser' written on her forehead, blacked out eyes, and giant fangs drawn on her.

Rita smiled to herself and thought, 'you want my friend? You need MY approval' before going back to the fish sticks Naruto got her. Once Naruto had calmed down his laughs he handed them each a wet wash cloth and let them get cleaned up. Once they were done with that he smiled at them.

"Well, it's been great to see you guys," he said happily, causing the three girls to blush again, "you know I'm still new to everything here. Think you guys can help me?" the girls all paused, realizing something. 'He just asked for a date by accident!' the thought rang through all of their heads. Before Minerva or Hello Nurse could react, "oh! I have a great idea, you can come out with ME and my brothers on one of our trips." She made sure to emphasize that he would be spending time with her and not the blondes.

Unaware of her silent challenge Dot had just sent, Naruto smiled and said, "That's a great idea!" he moved over to her gave her a light peck on the cheek. "Let me just grab some things and we can leave."

As Naruto left to grab his wallet and things, Dot smiled a giant smug smile at a glaring Hello Nurse and a feral looking Minerva, "Point to me, good luck girls." She quickly jumped away to go with Naruto. Rita shook her head at the two girls still in the kitchen with her, "you guys are way too competitive."

They just glared at the cat and said, "SHUT UP!" before storming out to try and follow Naruto and Dot. Rita chuckled and said, "Wonder how long it'll take them to realize they can all be with him?" she looked at the camera and smirked evilly, "cat has to have some fun, doesn't she?"

Chapter 8 END (again, sorry about the crappy chapter. I think I hit my first writers block. so, i'll be taking a day or two off of this to clear my head for a little while)