In Times of Trouble

A Thor, Supernatural Crossover

"The trick is growing up without growing old."

-Casey Stengel

"Gabriel!" Loki shouted, running into what was on the outside an abandoned shack. "Gabriel, get changed! We're going to be late!"

Gabriel looked up from his Dr. Sexy rerun as Loki, resplendent in full Asgardian armor, blocked the television screen. All four feet five of him.

"Why are you kiddified?" The renegade angel asked, dumbly, because he preferred his fellow trickster with long legs and cheek bones that could cut diamonds. At the moment he rather felt like pinching one.

"Why aren't you?!" Loki was practically bouncing with frantic energy. "'Tis Hallows Eve, when mortals must pay tribute to our magnificence. Trick or Treat."