DC518: Hello everyone! Great to be back on site with my stories. To those of you who have been waiting *Bow at the waist* Gomen'nasi! (Sorry!) But college work comes before anything else. To make up for this, I will be resending my "no holiday posts" for just this once.
Naruto: about time you got back 'attebyo! I've been waiting for months!
DC518: …Naruto it's been ten days. Did you forget how to count?
Naruto *Blushing*: NO! It's just…uh…Dot-Chan! Get me out of here!
Dot pulls up in a red hot rod and honks the horn. Naruto jumps in and they race off, leaving skid marks in their wake.
DC518: …I don't own them or their series, and for once I'm happy about that. Enjoy the chapter.
Maelstrom on the Lot
"Goodnight everybody!" –Talking/yelling
'I'm hungry!' –Thinking/thoughts
"HELLO NURSE" –Singing
"GO AWAY!" –Shouting/Angry Naruto
Chapter 13: Paging Hello Nurse, Opportunity Knocks
Last time on Maelstrom on the Lot; "Yep," Rita said, her face impassive and her voice a little hoarse.
"Alright just checking," Squit said. They soon began following Naruto outside and to the Hospital to find Hello Nurse.
Now; Warner bros. Hospital;
Hello Nurse sighed unhappily as she pushed her medicine cart through the hospital's halls. It had been weeks since she had seen Naruto, between work and Dot's hogging his time she had been left in the dust. She huffed as she thought about the youngest warner, 'little girl is really pushing her luck. Besides, why would he like her?' she smirked as she pushed her chest out a little in pride, 'I've got much better assets to share with him.'
She sighed as she stopped to look around her. It was then that she saw something that brightened her day up exponentially, Naruto and his pets/roommates had just walked into the building and were sitting next to the Warner brothers in the waiting room. Almost immediately she began to plan, without Dot to come between them maybe she and Naruto could spend some quality time together.
Looking at the front desk she saw a record player next to the microphone, Yakko and Wakko looking around for something, and Naruto sitting calmly next to them. It was then that Hello Nurse got an awful idea. She got a wonderfully, awful idea. She smirked as she set the music up and started it, calming herself as she started down the hall again.
(For those with no imagination, video provided)
Throughout the hospital, exciting trumpet music began playing. Naruto looked around confused, remembering that hospitals were usually dead quiet. Before he could question it, he saw Hello Nurse walking towards him and his friends. She stopped in front of Yakko and Wakko, patted Wakko's head, and began to move on. He tried to start talking to her, but stopped when Wakko began to sing along with the music.
She's the woman, of the year
Independent, a career
There's not a thing that she couldn't do.
As Wakko sung, he followed Hello Nurse around like a love sick puppy (…isn't always a love sick puppy?). Naruto, knowing how the brothers acted around women by know, decided to follow and make sure Wakko didn't get too excited. As he walked with them, his mind began to wander and conjure images to match Wakko's descriptions of Hello Nurse.
Oh, she's alert, she's aware
Naruto pictured her sitting in a conference room, buying and selling stocks. He had to repress a blush at the image of her in a dress/suit.
She's got legs, like Astaire
Hello Nurse dancing with Fred Astaire. For some reason, this irritated him a great deal.
And a 157 I.Q.
Now he saw her mixing chemicals and creating a small explosion with a smile.
She has several, PHD's
Speaks fluent Japanese
And her shoes will always match with her purse.
This last thing Naruto chuckled at, already having seen the results of that. He had to admit, even with his bad fashion sense, she always looked good.
Whatever street, she's walking' down
Everybody turns around
And says….
Here, Yakko jumped in to help Wakko yell, "HELLLLLOOOOO NURSE!"
She likes cheese and pepperoni
Won a Pulitzer and a Tony
She played the leading role in King Lear!
Naruto had to mentally applause her on her achievements. He knew she was intellect=gent and talented, but not THIS much. As he listened to Wakko keep singing he felt a small warm feeling growing in his chest.
She never drinks
She never smokes
She never laughs at dirty jokes
She was ambassador to China last year!
Now THAT was a surprise. She was an ambassador? With all of her achievements, why was she still just a Nurse? He'd have to find a way to ask her in private, in case it was embarrassing.
Oh, she's politically correct
She never calls collect
She plays Chopin and she doesn't rehearse!
And when she's walking' by
I give a little sigh, and shout
Yakko joined in once more for a shout of "HELLLLOOO NURSE!" Naruto felt a small twinge in his chest as he heard this, with his eyes narrowing to slits without himself noticing. A few feet in front of him, Hello Nurse smirked as she noticed Naruto's irritation. 'Phase one: Have Warner's get his attention on me, completed. Phase two: use it, starting now.'
She gets her math equations right
Reads Tolstoy every night
She won the Noble Prize in Physics, it's true
She drives a shiny new Corvette
Sings Opera at the Met
And volunteers he time at the zoo!
Oh, she won a scholarship to Yale
Got a Fulbright in the mail
And took a two year college degree
She's manna sent from Heaven
Too bad I'm only seven
Cause, Hello Nurse, I wish you'd take care of me!
Once Wakko had finished his song, they all found themselves back in the waiting room. Now there once more, Hello Nurse turned to Naruto and said, "Sorry about that Naruto, jobs needed to be done before I could talk."
The fox just smiled and said, "Maa, Maa, no worries Nurse-san. Anyways, I was hoping you could check up on my friends really quick, we had a…pest problem." He sheepishly rubbed the back of his head as he continued, not noticing her quickly bandaging the three injured animals up, "anyways, could you-"
"Done," she said simply, causing him to gape at the already bandaged animals he had come in with. "They'll need to rest a few days, but should be fine thanks to the toon healing factor." 'Hook' she thought, turning to Naruto she smirked and asked, "Anyways, I'm off the clock now. Need a ride home?" 'Line'
Naruto slowly nodded and stammered out a weak, "um…y-yeah, sure." 'And sinker,' she thought with a smile and began towards the exit. He slowly followed her outside, ignoring his pets/roommates shaking their heads in amusement at his denseness.
Back inside the hospital, in the silent waiting room, Yakko and Wakko stood silent in shock. Slowly, Wakko's head turned to his brother, "Yakko," seeing his older brother was paying attention now, he said, "I feel so used."
Yakko didn't even have the energy to point out the innuendo that could come from that. So, he settled for saying, "I think…we need to tell Dot about this as soon as possible." The brothers nodded to each other and took off running.
Chapter END
Original video of the song: watch?v=SpS3eFqhxSQ