In Times of Trouble
A Thor, Supernatural Crossover
"Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police."
-Robert Louis Stevenson
"As you can see, Jim, the creature kids have dubbed His Lordship The Great Pumpkin continues its rampage undeterred. However, like blood smeared across the door frame, one thing that seems to stop this Terror of the Season seems to be an offering of candy left on the doorstep. Of course, authorities hesitate to use anything stronger than riot gas. Children have been seen marching behind the menace, high on sugar and demanding the cessation of healthy snacks, gym, and bed times.
"Experts agree the ringleaders behind this Children's Crusade appears to be two little boys, one dressed as an angel and the other some kind of warrior..."
Fury's eyebrow twitched as he turned from the television back to the meeting room. He was going to regret this. "Coulson, assemble the Avengers."