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Hey everybody, DC518 here with a few small announcements. First, sorry I did not upload this last Sunday. I was busy with family business that sprung up from nowhere so, sorry. Second, because of my college semester getting closer to the end I've come to a decision. I will not be uploading any new chapters until all of my finals are over, however I WILL be typing them up. Once finals are done I will upload every chapter I've typed during that time. This gives me time to do school work, map out chapter storylines, and when I want to start certain story arcs. Anyways, hope you all enjoy this chapter.

Maelstrom on the Lot

"Goodnight everybody!" –Talking/yelling

'I'm hungry!' –Thinking/thoughts

"HELLO NURSE" –Singing

"GO AWAY!" –Shouting/Angry Naruto

Chapter 14: A Little TLC/ A Little Bit of Sabotage Part 1

Last time on "Maelstrom on the Lot"; Yakko didn't even have the energy to point out the innuendo that could come from that. So, he settled for saying, "I think…we need to tell Dot about this as soon as possible." The brothers nodded to each other and took off running.

Now; Outside Naruto's apartment building

After dropping the animal companions off inside the room, Naruto walked Hello Nurse out while he thanked her once again. "seriously Nurse-san, thanks again for fixing my friends up," he gave her a small heart-felt smile, bringing a blush to her cheeks as he continued, "if there's anything I can do to thank you just let me know."

Hello Nurse perked up at this, her smile growing slightly bigger as she continued to plan this out in her head. "Actually, Naruto, maybe you could join me for lunch later?" she asked softly, leaning forward a little to draw attention to her assets once again. She smirked when she noticed the blush on his cheeks.

"Oh...um…sure, sounds fun," he said, sounding rather shy. He had only been on a few dates back home, not really having time to focus between training and other important things. The fact that someone as beautiful as Hello Nurse was basically asking him out made him just a little confused, but he wouldn't turn her down.

Flashing a mega-watt smile at the fox, Hello Nurse spoke quickly, "Great! I'll meet you here in three hours. Bring some swimming trunks, I know an indoor pool close by that you will love." Once she finished talking she hurried back to her car, calling out a quick "See you later!" before peeling out and back towards her home.

Naruto coughed into his hand from breathing in the dust from Hello Nurse's car. Waving a hand in front of his face he looked after her with a confused expression. "Swimming trunks? Is that like a Fundoshi?" he asked himself quietly. (1)

Meanwhile, at the Warner's

All was peaceful around the tower that day, seeing as the siblings were not supposed to be up to anything today. The peace was broken by a loud, angry scream, "WHAAAAATTT?!" inside the tower, we find what looks like a battle field. The furniture is ripped up and flipped around, most of it broken beyond normal repair. Yakko and Wakko, who had bandages on his head and an arm in a sling, were cowering behind their overturned couch as Dot rampaged through the tower in anger.

Looking at her now, we can see fire coming out of her mouth with every breath and what seemed like claws on her hands as she shouted in anger. "THAT BLOOD SUCKING HARPY! SHE DARES TO TRY AND STEAL MY MAN?!" She grabbed a mirror and was about to smash it when her mind screeched to a halt as she saw her reflection. Placing the mirror down gently, she looked at it and began to think.

When they were sure it was safe, a good ten minutes having passed since the smashing and shouting stopped, Yakko and Wakko carefully peeked at their sister. They were slightly disturbed to see a giant, manic smile on her face. Turning to her brothers slowly, she spoke in an eerily calm voice, "boys, get your things. We're going on a mission." She slowly began laughing like a maniacs, thunder and lighting effects included. Yakko, slowly backing away, privately thought, 'Naruto, I am SO sorry.'

Back at Naruto's apartment

Naruto stood outside his apartment in a pair of blue jeans and a red, open button-up shirt. He had a plastic bag in his right hand containing a towel and a pair of block swimming trunks with orange stripes. He was so glad Rita had pointed out the difference between American swim wear and the traditional wear from japan, which could have been awkward. He looked up at the sky to see what time it was and said, "where is she?" his question was answered when he saw Hello Nurse's car pulling up down the street. Smiling to himself, he waited for her to stop before getting in.

She was wearing a deep red dress with spaghetti straps on her shoulders. Because of this, he was aware of one single important fact, she wasn't wearing a bra. He had to force his blush down with all his might as certain thoughts came to mind, he quietly blamed a certain toon toad back in his home village for those. She smiled seductively as she said, "Ready for the time of your life foxy?"

He just quietly nodded, focusing on keeping a certain part of his body from making an appearance. She smirked, knowing why he wasn't talking, before taking off towards the restaurant so they could eat. Behind them, watching from a pair of binoculars, was Dot. She was dressed in urban camouflage that let her blend in better. Standing up she faced her similarly dressed brothers. "Alright boys! Operation: Keep it Friendly, is now starting. Move out!" she began running after the pair of blondes, leaving he brothers behind.

Wakko stared after his sister and spoke in a scared voice, "Yakko….I think she's finally lost it." Yakko just shrugged, figuring she'd snap out of it sooner or later. So, with nothing else to say, the brothers took off after their sister.

Ichiraku's Ramen (Burbank Location)

Naruto was amazed. He had no idea that Ichiraku's, the most famous ramen stand in his village, had expanded THIS far. He had tears in his eyes as he took a whiff of the air, smelling what could only be the food of the gods. "It's beautiful…" he said quietly and reverently.

Hello Nurse smiled as she looked at her date. She knew about his slight…obsession with ramen from one of their talks. She remembered the name of his favorite place to eat it and realized there was one in the city as well, so what better place to take him? Once they found a place to sit she decided to start a conversation. "Naruto," she said.

Shaking himself out of the self-induced daze at the sound of her voice, Naruto gave her a questioning look. "I was wondering if you could tell me more about your home village. Maybe about some of the people you know?" she asked him, still curious about his life before he moved here.

Naruto smiled, "Sure, I'd love to tell you about my friends. Now, who to start with." He held a hand to his chin as he began thinking about all of his friends and who he should mention.

Unknown to the two blondes, a certain group of black dogs/monkeys were sneaking into the kitchen. Dot, hiding under a big pot, peeked out and locked onto the couple in the main part of the restaurant. Growling lowly she thought, 'I will NOT let that blonde bimbo get ahead of me. If I see them getting too close…,' she smirked to herself as she patted a bottle of ipecac in her hammer space, 'things will get messy.'

Chapter 14 END

A/N: For those of you who read more than just one of my stories I have some announcements.

1) I am sorry for being so late with uploads, but Finals week was coming up and I had to study.

2) This and maybe "From one world to another" might be the only uploads for a while since Finals week has started fully.

3) Once finals are over I will upload any chapters I have written, no matter the date.